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its been 2 years

2012-01-21T03:17:00.001+08:00

I'm sitting here looking at the calendar and looking at my clock... 3.09am... its been exactly 2 years ago that I have lost my biggest pillar of strength... till today I have not recovered and till today I could not be that pillar... but I know I will not let him down and I will try my very best to be the strongest pillar of strength for the ones around me... just like how you were for me...

I miss you pa.... i really do...

Bored and Sick

2012-01-13T15:21:00.005+08:00

Apakah sang harimau dream tentang...
Bila mereka tidur ketiduran harimau mereka...
Adakah mereka dream tentang memakan zebra...
Atau Halle Berry dalam baju Catwoman dia...
Tapi jangan kau risau kepala belang kamu...
Kerana kami akan pulangmu kepada Tyson dan kau punya katil harimau...
Dan nanti kami akan cari kawan karib kami Doug...
Dan bila kita buat, kita akan beri dia peluk kawan karib...

I don't why I felt the need the translate that Hangover song. maybe cuz I couldn't think of anything to write about. I was reading an earlier post an Ocean Tale. Hehehe. Pats on the back to that one. That was genius if i do say so myself. And speaking of bad translations. In the WWE, would the Undertaker translate into Pengangkat Bawah, Kane into Rotan, The Rock into si Batu and Stone Cold as Batu Sejuk. I think the fever is getting to me...

Diablo 3

2012-01-06T03:13:00.000+08:00

Oh yes the resident bad ass devil is back! and this time its badder and better! For years news about this bad boy was being released but it was pushed back and back and back and now it is back! finally after 11 years Diablo 3 is finally coming out!

Reports said that the launch date should be by the first quarter of 2012 and it will be released almost the same time as StarCraft 2 Expansion pack: Heart of the Swarm.. Damn now I need to save up money to buy both! wuahahhaha!

Will do a review on it once I got it! but let me share with you a little work my close friend did! you can see the full art here.

awesome stuffs rite?

and of course check out the trailer! awesome stuffs!

New year New Shit?

2012-01-05T11:29:00.002+08:00

Yay its 2012!!! yay its 2012??!! oh its 2012...

I never really enjoyed the new year. Most people say that its a good thing to start afresh or to move forward bla bla bla yada yada yada. But not for me! well, not the last few years. I was comfortable with what I have. The new year is just a hassle! why? You will always have difficulties when it comes to writing the dates. "3/1/2011... eh eh... 2012"

Dont you get that all the time? right?

The only thing I look forward is the new years eve and the first few minutes of the new year. New years eve celebration is more like a different time zone all by itself! that is if you are celebrating it! Well my new years eve celebration was more of a bittersweet experience. I went to The Hills at Bukit Damansara with my close buddies for a drink. We wanted to party but dont really want to be at a place that is too crowded. But back to the bittersweet experience... First of all, it was the first time I celebrated it without mah babe and secondly, the mood was kinda spoiled when we received the bill for our drinks. They actually charged us a hefty 36% for Service charge. Dah la charge so high, there was nothing special with the service and the fellas that served us also cannot SMILE! so what was the extra 30% for again? OT? for what again? BOLLOCKS! but with all that bullshit there was some light or more like fireworks where I had a not too bad night with my buddies but again its nothing especially when it is not mah babe.

So lets go back to the whole new year fiasco. So because of changing a number in a year, people tend to take advantage on it. So what is the new year good for ? it just gives people more reason to "reset" and start over again. or hit the "advance" button and make things harder for themselves. For example, like I said in my previous post about resolutions. Its all just putting extra pressure on yourself with something that most of you wont be able to fulfil. You dont need the new year to start something a new. You dont need the new year to move forward. You can start moving forward anytime. how about the next minute? next hour? new day? no need new year la... so far away...

But then again this year even though my work will be tougher but I think i am going enjoy my work! so lets just hope I enjoy this "new year" more than I did last year!

New Year Resolution

2011-12-27T17:32:00.001+08:00

You know what? Alot of people talk about resolution or having a resolution. Some to the extend became so obsessive with having a resolution.

For me? after years and years of failed resolutions or forgotten resolutions, I just gave up. Its no point having a resolution if you don't resolve anything. Right?

Lose weight? quit smoking? sure bo? I've so far rarely seen anyone managed to fulfill their new year resolutions. I guess we have to do what Tony Robbins says... you dont need to wait till the new year for a resolution. Just do one now and start it now. Why wait for the new year? start early! start now!

But we wont rite? so how are we gonna resolve something? Simple! dont have a list!

Just go with the moment! Quit smoking? next year? try doing it now la... no need to give a time. why? Well, you wont do it! trust me... by the time its the new years you have already thought of an excuse to give to yourself to continue smoking.

Lose weight? do it now la. Suscribe to a gym. why wanna wait till next year? oh! so you can "hentam" that lamb on xmas? or you got a list of open houses that you are invited? aiya, Malaysia is filled with festive season. Its always an open house down the corner of every month. So you gonna wait till after Chinese New Year? After Thaipusam? After labour day? after your friends birthday? Weddings? wont happen!

So for me, my new years resolution is to try to resolve my previous years resolution. So what was my previous years resolution? is to have a proper resolution instead of saying I need a resolution next year. So there you go! I have fulfilled my quota! problem solved. 2012 Resolution done, dusted and settled, and achieved! So bring on the apocalyptic year! and party on dudes! why? coz is gonna be an awe--- wait for it--- some year! See ya on the other side!

MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!

2011-12-23T16:44:00.003+08:00

This could be our last Christmas and last new year as the world is coming to an end next year according to the Mayan Calender.... so kiss me and hug me like you never had before....

You actually believe that load of bull? Well call me a skeptic but hey the end of the world came and gone many times. The apocalyptic world that we see in the movies looks to be like... well... a movie!

The millennium bug came and gone without Skynet taking over the world or making us into batteries to run their machines. The Harold Camping incident where it came and gone. So will the Mayans be third time lucky?

nahhh...

We are going to celebrate Christmas again next year and we are going to celebrate 2013 next year.

But this end of the world thingy somehow helped alot of people as they now know how to live their life to the max.

So will it come or it wont lets just love and enjoy each others presence and hey..

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

and as Skeeter Davis say... the world ended when we say good bye!

POP Phone and POSE it!

2011-12-14T17:20:00.003+08:00

Have you ever had a situation when you talk to long on the mobile phone and after the conversation you see your sweat on your phone? yes? I always worry that it might spoil my phone especially when you have a smart phone.

Or have you ever been told by those slightly more paranoid friends that talking on your mobile phone too long will cause you to get your already damaged brain more damaged from the microwaves from the phone? got eh? you will say no but secretly you start to wonder, maybe eh? coz after talking a period of time your ear feels hot.... the phone feels hot... really ka microwaves? no I also dont know.

OR (one more question k?) have you ever encounter a situation where you wanna check some details on the phone when you are on the phone and you go "Ok his number is... wait ar... 012... erm.. bla bla bla... wait ah... bla bla bla" a little irritated right at times?

Well I do at times. Sometimes it all comes at the same time! sweat, long conversations and need to dig info from my mobile phone. At times, squeezing the phone inbetween your ears and your shoulder is even more difficult because you are afraid that these dastardly expensive smartphones might slip off and fall and there goes a large sum of money. But now I realised that there is one thing that might actually change it.

ahhhh....

It comes in the name of an already famous sound and it looks really familiar but somehow comes out cool. Its called POP Phone! Its a craze now. What is it? read on la...

Looks like a phone handle?

The gadget is basically available for all phones, tablet, laptop or even PC! You can now literally pick up the phone and call anyone using Skype or Google talk or those with similar usage. Take a look at it! its kinda awesome!

iPhone

talk and press

iPad

Just imagine walking on the street and suddenly you pick up the phone and instead of a mobile phone you pick up a handle phone. Cool eh? well its a way to remember and celebrate the classic in style.

If you look up on latest celebrity photos you can at times see them using this awesome little things.

Lenny Kravitz also using it!

Wah! fashion queen also use it, you dare say no meh?

Well the brain child behind this POP Phone is French Designer, David Turpin. What he does is he combines classic style with a contemporary edge and finish it with a luxurious soft-touch texture. Best of all you don't have to worry about the sound being soft of unclear as it has been manufactured with a high quality speaker and microphone and it is fitted with a 3.5mm jack which... is compatible with the iPhone. Yay!!

So if you are interested to get one of these you can go to http://blog.isabelleman.com/?p=1813

and it gets better, they are now running a contest where you can actually win prizes such as a trip to Japan or an iPad 2 to go along with your phone or you can even strut your stuffs in Bali! all you have to do is... POP and POSE! check it out!

or you can go to their facebook page here http://www.facebook.com/IsabelleMan?sk=app_270075953036094

All I wan for Christmas is a POP handset...POP handset... POP handset.... ok that didnt came out well...

RIP Linus

2011-11-28T23:42:00.001+08:00

Today my brother lost one of this best friend. To say I know how he felt is a lie. But I know how it felt to lose someone so close and dear. My condolences my dear brother for your loss....

Listen la, Uncle...

2011-11-28T02:13:00.001+08:00

My parents brought me up to respect and obey old or perhaps older people. We should not raise our voices to them but instead let them talk first. You know... be the obedient kid or the kid that has a sweet mouth by greeting everyone when they come in the house or "call people to eat" and of course treating them well. That was what I thought when I was a kid.

Then as I got older, I've learnt that not only you have to greet them but you also have to listen to them. Their advice or teaching are to be listented! Could this be because they are experienced people? or they know more things? perhaps yes... perhaps not. We do not know because some may be real or some is made to sound real.

Well, we are all well drilled when we were kids to listen and respect older people and do what they tell you. It has somehow embedded into our heads and it has became the foundation of all the kids of our generation. That is why when we meet any older people we greet them and then give way for them to walk or when they talk we will listen or pretend to listen and be interested because we were thought to respect and listen.

OMG! we are actually programmed to do all this?!

Then when I got into the working world and started to understand people more. Manage to meet different kinds of people of different age. Some older some younger, some really older and some way younger. Then you notice one pattern started to emerge. Everyone speaks of similar topics, have similar likes and dislikes and the old ones mixes with younger ones, younger ones mix with the older ones as if we are all the same. Suddenly the age gap becomes diluted. It is still around but it is not so prominent as when we are in school.

Like I said earlier, in school we are divided based on our age. Standard 1 for certain age group, standard 2 for certain age group, form 3 for people who are this age and so on. Then the teacher and student differences. Even trainee teachers which is like 4-5 years older than us demands us to respect them. The best things is that we do. We just follow.

But in the working world, its different. Age doesnt really play a role. the only difference is the position. The ones that we "have" to respect are the bosses and those that been there for a while and have a weird way of doing things. But when it comes to the rest no matter what age you are you are almost the same. We bitch about certain things, we have same crave for certain food or we watch similar movies etc. In fact, we respect each other for what we are doing. Its not more money or power or even age but the passion or the responsibility that was given to them. They can do things that you cant do and you do things that they cant do... respect is mutual...

Then I realise that one thing stands our like a thorn in between roses. All the "respect the older people" lessons that I learnt when I was a kid started to be questioned. I have once been told by my boss in my previous company that I gave too much respect to older people that I wont oppose what they say and instead agree and listen. At that moment, I basically got my brains jammed there and then. So what ever I learnt before this was not exactly right? It was then I started to think more and more about what was thought is not what is done. I started questioning the system. I started thinking about the whole issue of the workability of the system. I now know that age is just a number. Something that was told to us or thought to us so that we comply to "the" system...

Now I realise why it is done and what is the problem in this... If you notice the system carefully, we are thought to respect and listen older people. Right? We are told to listen to their advice and if possible do not do what they dont think its right, right? I started observing once I got older. Alot of old or older people are forgive me if I am wrong, unconsciously using the system for themselves. They are also brought up with this system that it became a natural reflex and response that when they get older they will be and must be respected no matter what they have done or did or what they are. Especially when one got more power or money or experience. Think about it? OR could this system only works at home in a family structure? Perhaps or perhaps not.

There is this saying "when you point one finger out, you got four fingers pointing back at you". Meaning? when you say something or condemn somebody you have to look back at yourself and make sure you are not like that too. Some may realise some may not realise that they are in fact worse off compared to the people they condemn. Have you faced the same problems too with older people too? It was then I told myself that when I get older I will NOT do what all these old people do to me. I will listen people younger than me and help them and tell them what to do. Guide and let them walk their own path instead of moulding them to become the next me. No point telling or teaching unless they ask me to. What you dont want people to do to you then dont to people lah!

If you notice older people always demands respect just because they are older. To be honest, I still do but recently I started to doubt this system. Sometimes some older people do not really deserve that respect. Why? If you notice some of them are using the system just for the sake of using it. Like I said it became a reflex of what we are thought throughout our life. Listen, respect, obey! So when you reached to the age where you think you have crossed to the other side where instead of listening, you now think that people should listen, respect and obey you instead. Not knowing that you didn't have what it takes for people to respect you. It could be your character, attitude or even perhaps your ego. This is basically not the right education if you are using the listen, respect, obey structure. This will basically tell us that, when we get older we can just fuck the younger people up and not show them the right attitude, JUST LIKE YOU! Your intentions may be right but its YOUR intentions and it might not be suitable for some. Generations change, people change, lifestyle change and heck! even education style change. So do you think you might change to? is this the legacy you want to leave behind? "He was once a great man but turned to some grumpy old fella after that!!"

Then again we, the younger people, also cannot overdo it and be an overly arrogant smart ass! Yes, you maybe more educated or smarter that some but you still must treat people with respect no matter what age or who they are. You must learn to also listen and HELP those who needs help instead of mocking them or ridicule what they do. Being educated and intelligent is a gift and if you are a really intelligent then you would learn to build instead of destroy a person. My father always tells me that people poor or rich, round or square, they are people also. If can help then we help but do not mock them.

What I am trying to say is that, there is a way to gain respect or make people to obey you and of course listen to you but in return you must show the same things too. I believe the older you get the more humble, cheerful and the more calmer you should be instead of being a grumpy old man/woman that you have became. Learn to listen and guide and not instruct, so that in return, the younger generation will listen and learn and perhaps respect and obey willingly. Show to the younger generations that what you learn as a kid about listen, respect, obey and being humble will be used all the way till old instead of showing them that old people are just grumpy and irritating has beens.

I am not only speaking on my behalf but I am speaking on behalf of my generation and all we want to say is that "Listen first la, uncle/ aunty!". We might be wrong but we would love to have our voice heard too and if we are wrong we love to be guided and not thwarted or condemn and best of all not listen to us at all. sigh...

Facebook?

2011-11-24T14:32:00.001+08:00

I am pretty sure "almost" and I mean "almost" everyone I know has been intergrated facebook into their life system. Some basically cant live without logging into Facebook even for a day. I have to say that it is one of the most interesting and successful social network ever created. Well when Yahoo first came out, everyone was buzzing about it and then came Google, where even now it has became a lingo by itself such as "googling" it up and so on. Then came Friendster, MySpace and so on. But Facebook was different. Somehow it has something that ticks the internet savvy people.

Even those that is not so keen or comfortable using the internet has sign up to have an account. Its like having an account is an important thing. The term "you need to get a Face" is quite common. Meeting up with an old friend or acquaintance always have a line in their conversation "Hey, you have Facebook?" and its always ended up with "Add me la yea?".

Facebook has became "the" tool to connect with people.

So is it a good thing or a bad thing?

I have to say it comes in both good and bad. Just like anything cool, there is always a good accompanying the bad. The good thing is that we are all now somehow connected. We are able to communicate with almost everyone we know through FB and it has became a tool to share with everyone what are your thoughts on the moment or something that you saw or even what you like. It has became the one stop center that Friendster, MySpace etc cant deliver. That is the good thing...

But I feel that with all these things going around like sharing pictures of friends and family, telling where you live or where you are now and even perhaps speaking your mind... somehow kinda irritates me now. You can now unsubscribe your facebook "friends" feeds. Especially those "smart asses" who think that their status is cool or something like that. There is informing to the people that something you do is cool but over doing it with a lame remarks added to it just doesnt make a cut. FB has also became a platform for the weak to speak up. Those that got no balls to say things to people's REAL FACE post it in FB. It is these kind of fellas that you click unsubscribe!

But for me I feel that Facebook has became stale. Too many things happening in it and too many people posting irrelevant stuffs. Especially those that tags you in their sales product or some weird posters or (sorry to say this) religious post. It just over congest the wall. There is this such thing as customise post option. Do that!

I use to be addicted to facebook but after seeing all this over the years and how facebook has became a money making machine... it has lost the jizz that make it have that buzz. Recently I just lost the interest in FB. I rather talk to the person, IN PERSON instead of message chat. When I poke someone it hurts instead of just a word. Yes it is a good tool but like a screwdriver... its a tool too, that you use it when you need it. But again its kinda hypocritical for me to say this coz I know this article will be posted in my FB! HAHA! and some of you will most probably ignore this post! then again! one finger points out, four others is pointing back at you!

Thats what I think lah.. hahaha

Indian Restaurants! aiyoyo kadevele!

2011-11-14T12:18:00.001+08:00

I have long been a fan of Indian food! Ever since I was a kid my dad would take me and my family out on the weekends to enjoy a nice Indian meal. From the beloved roti canai to thosai and to a nice banana leaf rice! I am always ready to try new dishes and so on.

But what I am writing here today is not about where there is a good place to eat or what to eat, that I will do it in another post. This post will be all about the service of this restaurants as a whole. I have been to many Indian or Mamak (Indian Muslim) restaurants and stalls in Malaysia and I realised there is this one pattern that always crops up and I am pretty sure most of you experience it too. When the business is still small and what I mean small is when they are still at a stall or have a small customer based, the service is rather good. I wont say its excellent but I would say attentive. But when their business grow, things start to get rather messy. What I mean by messy is in the service and the quality of food.

Have you ever have to wait for such a long time just to get served? Sitting there like a fool waving your hands to the waiters and they will ask you to wait or they just ignore you? I've been observing many restaurants having this same way of handling their customers. When they started the business, they are always friendly. Although there are one or two of the workers that is kinda like rude but the service is good. But once their business started growing, somehow everything goes down the drain.

It is as if they are not willing to serve you. Sometimes you get this one waiter that dont even understand the language. You ask them what is this or that they will try to answer you with this really ridiculous answer. Or when you order they will forget what you say and after 15 minutes later come back and ask you what you ordered or someone else will come and ask you "Tadi you order apa?". And this guy doesnt look happy, as if we gave him a hard time. And when they serve you and they will just chuck everything on the table. Splat splat splat! and when we want to order other dishes they will listen to one dish and walk off... without asking is there anything else we wanted. Some waiter try to be overly friendly and they will tell you what to eat. Like "Ayam ini bagus, ambik la" or when you finish ordering and they will continue asking you "ayam? kambing? ikan? ayam sambal..." and if you order just rice or just one small dish they will look as if they are disgusted with your order and serve you even worse!

Sometimes when the food is served but when you want to order drinks, the guy that serve the food dont know what are you babbling about and stare blankly at you and walk off, leaving us frustrated. Sometimes when you make a small request like, "kurang manis" but it is as if it fell to deaf ears. The drinks comes really sweet. tsk tsk tsk.

There is one restaurant, a rather famous one actually. Just because they have the who and who that patronise their restaurant they started to have double standard in serving. Once I came with my friends and we dressed very casually and drive a normal car. They literally ignored us and took ages to take our order. But the next time I went and we have a white friend that came with us and immediately you can see how fast they came and direct us to an available table. Two to three waiter actually served us and I have to say the service was kinda excellent! so how la? famous already they literally forgotten their customers that patronise their place when they were small.

Then when it comes to payment, usually the cashier is either very arrogant or missing! You can stand at the counter and wait and no one will come. Dont want us to pay is it? I'm ok with that. The arrogant or snobbish one is usually the bosses's wife or some lady related to the owner. The way she look at you or not look at you when she say the price is as if you are not welcomed. Hence thats why I say as if we need them more then they need us.

Some restaurant instead are very racist. Once I went to this restaurant, sat there and ordered my food and waited. But when a group of indian family came, the waiter took their order immediately and guess what? they got their food first. And it was the same waiter that served us. Cmon man... I talked to you with a smile and made my order simple and yet you treat me like this... very sad indeed.

But again there are one or two restaurant that have moved away from this crappy style and I have to say I rather go there. They have adopted a more modern approach and they hire locals that understand the language and one that can explain what is good and not. This are the ones that I love to go...

All in all, as much as I am irritated with the service I still go to these restaurant. I tend to ignore the crappyness of the service and enjoy the food that I love with the good company of loved ones or friends... its all good!

2 months

2011-11-14T12:08:00.001+08:00

Its been almost 2 months since I last blogged! How fast the last 2 months passed by! Maybe its because there are too many things going on.

Gone for a long break, a new family member and of course my ever growing work in office! I have to say its an interesting 2 months!

So be assured I will post a few postings in the coming days or hours! yeah!! peace!

Malaysian Movies - Nasi Lemak 2.0, Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa, Belukar,& Setem

2011-09-26T01:30:00.001+08:00

I have to say that the past few years I have watch a few really good local movies. Of course there are also a fair share of the not so good and also the really bad ones. But this article is dedicated to some of the good ones that I have watched the past few years. I have to say that they have adapted quite well in terms of story line, direction and of course acting. Some of the lines are very original and its really good to see we move into that direction!

First stop is a Khabir Bhatia film, Setem. Its by far one of the funniest local movie I've seen recently. In funny I mean smart funny and not slapstick funny. The whole story line is very very similiar to Guy Ritchie's Snatch but with a good dash of local flavor in it. Its no surprise that the director is a huge fan of Guy Ritchies work,. hence the creation of the script and added with good acting and a good cast, makes the movie a well worth trip to the cinema.

I was on the edge of my seat most of the movie as it takes us a journey of a typical Malaysian lifestyle and culture and the jokes are really good and original. The flow of the story is done in a way that there was never a boring moment. At times I was laughing my ass off along with my other friends. Funny thing is that most of the other viewers did not get the joke. I actually watched it 3-4 times with different people and I still find it funny! a definite keeper! great stuffs!

Next stop is Belukar. This show was introduced to me by my colleague. At first, when I looked at the poster, I really thought it was some horror movie or some thriller added with the title. I really thought it was some pontianak that was hiding a bush movie. Then when I read about it properly, it is actually an indie movie set in Sabah. So bear with it, the language might be slightly hard to understand.

It revolves about how a massive insurance conmen (or women!) Eve, where she have raked in more than 100 million ringgit from insurance companies and she was being investigated by Nik which.... falls for her and found out who she really is. The twist is not too bad and the style that was made was interesting. A lil' twist here and there. The movie was made even better as the beautiful Daphne Iking was the lead cast.

Next up is the epic movie, Hikayat Merong Mahawangsa or as it is marketed overseas, The Malay Chronicles : Bloodlines. I was quite skeptical when I was the whole thing about the production cost and being the most successful movie ever made. I was still wondering what happened to the late P. Ramlee movies. I dont think they should even compare as last time not everyone can afford to go to the cinemas to watch a movie! That was what I thought before I watched it.

Well, the first thing I noticed is that most of the main cast are not even locally based. Not too bad! Ok so the story is about Merong Mahawangsa, a Malay legend and supposedly the founder of Langkasuka empire which then turned into day Thailand and Kedah. After watching it then glimpses of my old memory of Sejarah lesson came flashing by.

Well, the mood of the movie had some Pirates of the Caribbean feel to it. But I have to say its quite amazed with the production in this movie. The story is not too bad but the fight scene was slightly Bollywood where there was no contact or not hard enough contact to make people fly that far. But the story was interesting! not so accurate history lesson anybody? Not too bad graphics in the movie too.

Overall I have to say its not too bad of a movie and I thoroughly enjoyed the movie!

Then most recent one was Nasi Lemak 2.0, done by the famous / infamous Namewee. He is no stranger to controvesy but its all because he believed in what he believe in! Being a Malaysian! The show has an all star cast. Although the story and scripting could be stronger but I have to say its a really really impressive and awesome job for a first time director.

The whole message and element of being a Malaysian was successfully brought across to the audience. The message was direct yet very meaningful. There was several spoofs and lots of elements of Namewee in it especially from his previous music videos which makes his movie even more interesting in terms of pushing the limit.

This movie definitely open a whole new door for movie making style in our country! Job well done! I really enjoyed this movie even there were one or two characters that were really annoying!

Its really good to see that our movie industry have evolved and improved, so I am calling all Malaysians to give our local movies the support that they thoroughly deserve. Support the local scene and lets hope this will open more opportunities and more quality movies to come!

A few more old movies that I have to give recognition is the evergreen P Ramlee's movies which is so difficult to get nowadays, Puteri Gunung Ledang and XX Ray 1 and 2. Awesome stuffs!

Sony Walkman W-Series Launch

2011-09-21T15:43:00.000+08:00

When I first told my friends that Sony has launched their new Walkman, most of them gave me the same response, "They still produce that??! As in the ones with the cassette?!". My,my, how outdated have they been?! Sony has came a long way since then, even though they maintained the "Walkman" brand but they have kept up with the time and yea this time this walkman has really took the "walk" to the next level.

Sumandak & The City with the white little walkie

The new W series impresses me quite a bit. Talk about portability and mobility, this series definitely has all of those. Usually when it comes to a MP3 player there is usually a body and the wire that links to the headphones. Quite a hassle when you want to move around. Especially when you are running or walking or perhaps doing some physical activities that requires bending and turning and pumping! You know, those that makes you sweat. The wires will stick to your face la, wires get tangled up la or the worst part, your sweat seeps into the device and after a while... you can say bye bye to your device.

W-Series Walkman Range

Somehow it looks cooler on this mannequin

Talk about convenience, this W-Series has quite a fair bit of convenience. It comes only with a flexi wire that connects both the headphones... and.... thats it. With the size of a bluetooth headset , its simple and easy to maneuver without all the hassle of wiring dangling from your head to your body. Best of all, its water proof! yes, water proof. This series is created specifically for those who loves the outdoor activities and with the weather of our beloved country, rain comes a plenty. If you were to use a normal MP3 player, you would most probably run for cover if it pours. But with this series, run all the way to your destination with awesome tracks playing! This will allow you to play "Chariot of Fire" while you run in slow mo in the rain with your drenched see through singlet exposing your layers of healthy lumps or bumps wobbling and vibrating to the finish line!

Waterproof wei!

Having a 2GB storage space, you can do your run for a way longer time with your favourite cool kick ass tracks! With the 3 minutes "Quick Charge" feature, you can have your Walkman cranking up your favourite tunes up to 60 minutes per charge. Uploading is easy as they have a water tight USB socket. Plug and load from your pc and off you go!

The bright colours are definitely made for those outgoing or sports enthusiasts! Dont worry, those that wants to have that cool look, they also have it in classy black! Not too bad for a small device like this!

The price of one of this sporty babes comes only at RM299! Ok bah for a waterproof, mobile, sporty and convenient device!

The only thing is to make sure you get the right ear piece. For me, I prefer a bigger one so that I can fill up my hole... I mean ear hole. Why? when I wore the display model, it could not fill up and kept on falling off. Big wealthy ear is like that one la....

All in all, the Sony Walkman W Series is quite an interesting device. For a person who loves his music and constant luck getting drenched in the rain... I think I can use this device! wait... dammit, my other devices are not waterproof! dammit!

The Sporty, Classy, Cool and Awesome ppl?
L-R: Shereen, Vernon, Rebecca & Kelly

THE FANTASY GIRL VS THE REAL GIRL

2011-09-19T12:09:00.010+08:00

In this life there is reality and there is fantasy, but sometimes fantasy can be a reality too! Well that is what most guys think. With the influence of magazines and internet and of course the well chiseled image from the PR companies. Normal girls can be turned into the hot girl next door or a sex goddess.

So the question that is asked around most is who do you choose? Choices can be made but in reality who do we really wanna choose? I am sure most guys always has a list of wants and needs. That is of course the "ideal" list. You can walk down the road and ask any guy and make a list of who they wish they can date and what they look for in a girl, then compare all of their list and I can tell you the list will be 80-90% similar. If you look at the list it is near perfect. This eyes, that lips, that boobs, that body, can cook, can clean, can love, can take care of self, can cuddle and the list goes on and on and on. So who is that fantasy girl again? its in your head! its always in your head! That girl will never exist. Its made up by mags to sell you that fantasy so you can fantasize about the things you can do to her or the live you want to live with her.

But truth be told, once you come across a real girl with a decent looking looks. That whole list is thrown out the window! And if she is good looking, you would just do anything to get her. When your friends ask you, she is not exactly what you said you are looking for also. Then you would just say she is! Am I right? then comes the "that is last time...". Why? coz fantasy girls is what you think you want but what do you really want is a girl to be with.

When reality strikes, you know that list you made up is too much. Then you make amendments. Cut down 80% if what you set. Why? because this girl makes you go head over hills for her. So what is the real girl then? 20% of your dream girl? Not exactly again. Its just a natural way of life for us to pick the girl with the most similarities to the women we grow up adoring or the women that made the most positive influence in your life. It could be your mother, sister, grandma, aunt of that cute neighbour. If you dont believe me, look at your friends or brother where you know their life well. You will see alot of similarities between their mom, sis or grandma with their girlfriend or wife.

It could be the in the physical aspect, character or the personality. Believe it or not? Those that broke up is because that hidden sub conscious criteria is not exactly fulfilled. Some of us knows that list some dont.

But some cant grasp the reality and they still expects Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox or Lin Chilin to wash your clothes, cook a nice "wu thao khao yuk" or that mean rendang daging like how your mom use to make and also to make sure your shirts are fresh and nicely pressed, take full care of your baby, and make sure the house is clean and look flawlessly good while you sit there and watch tv or play games. DREAM ON MAN!!! This is when they get a girl, they will demand them to dress up, make up etc etc to try to look as much as their dream girl. Then when they get frustrated, they...... abuse... dump or cheat on another girl that is similiar to his dream girl. Its a sad sad society, and how much the media have corrupt some minds to the level of no return. I feel sorry for this girls.

The other sad part is those that comment on a certain celebs fan page on facebook or twitter. Its quite pathetic when you see some of the comments. For example, one celeb that I wont mention name like Hannah Tan. Once she posted that she was not feeling well and I just got curious what people posted since there was like 100+ comments. Most of it was get well soon... thats normal. But for those that went... let me try to quote "oh poor thing, need my help? drink more herbal soup and take good care of your self yea?".... HELLO?!! Do you ever in your right state of mind think she will say "yes, please get me some herbal soup. Its freezing in Japan and I really need some unknown guy to come over to my place and take care of me"..... get real!

Truth is, there is no such thing a fantasy girl. The fantasy girl is just a figment of your imagination and it only exist in your mind. Fantasy girl is for you to fantasize when you are sitting there alone in your house with nothing to do the whole day and lets not get there.... then again, your fantasy girls or celebrities that you know actually just fills up a few requirements on the list, most notably... on their hot physical attributes! oh yea... but she could be the bitch and a half! right? but its ok coz she is hot... right?

End of the day the real girl can be your fantasy girl if you think she is! appreciate her, understand her, under-stand for her longer, and of course love her and hope that she loves you back! Throw that list away because when the right girl comes, the list is irrelevant and when that happens... you will look back at your list and laugh because the one you got is much better... I hope! Besides, I like my girl original and real!! not those fake ones because I dont want to suddenly see your nose drop off or your boobs burst in the middle of our flight to somewhere or trying to give me a stiff botox faced smile.

WUUUUAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! pt 2. (I am sure this cant be a proper title)

2011-09-10T14:33:00.003+08:00

Yes I have gone officially insane. The flu fucked me up pretty bad! Its raining now and this reminds me of something that I havent done for a really long time! walk in the rain... do you realise that people are all worried now about getting wet in the rain or falling sick and stuffs.

But do you realise we never really fall sick when we were kids after walking in the rain? I dont know about you, but I dont. I was like superman last time. I never fall sick... the only time i fall sick is because i dont want to go to school! Walking in the rain or sitting in the rain was a tranquilising thing to do. You all should try sometime! Let the water trickle down your skin... WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! nowadays we cannot do that! why? we are scared that our little electronic devices like our precious phones, tabs, charger, pager or laptop get soaked. Ahhh no wonder we dont get wet anymore. Well I noticed that! I too am afraid to walk in the rain esp with all this super expensive devices we carry in our pockets.

Then again... no wonder all these kids nowadays are all weak little fucks! No rain, no pain, no shieat! Everytime I pass the schools when it rains I see parents all holding umbrellas covering their kids and they themselves get wet. Precious little items... or when they get whack by teachers they scold the teachers back! amboooi... manjanye.... Back then when I told my mom my teacher whack me... my mom will whack me another round and say "Serve you right! naughty again la! *whack*"

Its sad that we have became weak little people. Having depending on supplements, special treatments or classes or the weird lifestyles we live today. Coz we are all too protected. We are all pampered with convenience. and we became inpatient. A weak and inpatient society.

You dont see kids running around getting dirty anymore. You seldom see kids playing those games like galah panjang, kunda kundi or whatsover on the field anymore. Where you go you see PSP, iPhones, Nintendo etc... its a sad sad place we live in. And it reflects in the music too! yes, I am going to continue with more bitching!

Look at the music the new bands or musicians are producing nowadays? its such a shame that there arent lots of real rockers out there anymore. Its all so diluted with techno, wussy rock, faggy lead singers and "one beat for all bands" band! The music industry actually able to tell us how have our society have evolved into. Weak plastic whimpy kids! Then again... it sells! its all about the money! So those of you that have kids or going to have kids, please dont let them get drowned into this shieat!

I guess thats enough of ranting here so I guess I am going to go back to my headbanging.... over and out!

WUAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!! (is this even a title?)

2011-09-10T14:18:00.004+08:00

I suddenly have the urge to break something. Call it teenage anger or what ever but wait! I aint no teenager or am I? I woke up feeling a little more energetic today maybe due to me recovering from my bad flu and cough due to the stupid fucked up haze. But today was one of those days where all the energy kept while i was sick for the past few days trying to burst out.

To tell you the truth... I felt good! I feel like I really wanna break some stuffs! I feel like just living the life and do something stupid like what we do when we are at our teens or early adulthood. Second childhood? I dont know, the sudden urge to start headbanging and jumping all around the house! I dont know do you all have those urge or not, but then again who gives a fuck?!

Forum Assholes and Google

2011-08-29T11:18:00.005+08:00

Kuala Lumpur. Greatest city on Earth. Where you can get anything anywhere at any time. Well almost. You can get any "popular" item almost anywhere. So let me relate to y'all this incident. I want to buy a fightpad. If you don't know what a fightpad is, nevermind. It is not the crux of the story. You can even replace the word fightpad for diamond encrusted g-string if it helps. But anyways, I want to buy a fightpad. And for all intents and purposes lets say its a brand "GX" fightpad. Now most fightpads in Malaysia are logitech, ps3 and xbox. To buy a GX fightpad, you can't go to a store. Most stores don't have em in stock. So you'll need to a little searching.

Where's the best place to go for if you're looking for something? Midvalley. No you retard, the internet. You can find anything on the internet including that diamond gstring. So I go on the internet and type, I'm looking for a GX fightpad in KL. Where do I find one? Naturally the search results direct me to... You got it... Forums.

In the forum, someone has already typed in... I'm looking to buy a fightpad. Where can I get one in KL. Now here come the type of replies:

1. Ebay/Amazon: Good answer. It is the best place to buy stuff. Helpful answer.

2. here's one written by a grade A retard: I miss my saturn controller. I don't give a flying fuck if you miss your testicles because you ate too much and sat on your fat ass all day resulting in testicular torsion where one ball had to be surgically amputated due to the lack of bloodflow cuz of the pressure your ass was putting on said ball while you sat around all day, stuffing your face with crispy cream donuts. RETARD!

3. GX controllers are rare/expensive. No shit, sherlock, they're rare. If they were common, your mom would be selling them after she got off tricking all day. DOUCHEBAG!

4. Damn, I wish I owned one. They're so cool. The question was... Where can you find one, not whether they're cool or not. And no gives a fuck about your wishes. Even if it was a wish that your uncle didn't come up to your room and molest you that night, starting of chain reaction of repressing childhood memories with crispy cream donuts and then the inevitable testicular torsion. SHITHEAD!

5. They're sold in the States. How is this useful information? No, tell me. How? What possibly could I do with that information. I know. I'll carve it onto a metallic ball bearing and stick it up your ass. Why do these assholes write these moronic things is beyond me. SPASTIC!

6. I hope they'll have them in store when I fly to the States. I hope that plane never makes it. I hope it crashes into the pacific ocean but everyone survives except for your fat ass that sinks to the bottom and is devoured by moray eels, you waste of DNA!

7. I have a GX fightstick! Whoopty-fucking-do. I hope you have AIDS too.

You see the idiots that live in our society. You see! Morons. These are the same morons that go up to the counter at any food outlet and... ah fuck it, that's a whole other can of worms. We need to kill stupid people. We really do.

Now on to Google. You bunch of fucking assholes. We all know you own gmail and facebook and youtube and blogger. Stop linking them all together. Access your facebook through your gmail. Access your blogger through your facebook. I DON'T WANT TO! Has it ever occured to you that some people want to keep these things separated so we don't get our privacy invaded you fucking douchebag googlers.

On a lighter note, This Town Episode 6 is out.

DEATH ZONE

2011-08-25T10:49:00.003+08:00

Festive season is around the corner, so for those that will be traveling do drive or ride safe! Dont over play the firecrackers... remember its lit and throw and not lit and hold! If it is home made, make sure the wick is long enough for you to run to a quite safe distance!

Anyway, there is some information on the DEATH ZONE along the country. This are the areas that usually have the highest fatality so becareful yea when you reach this areas?! This info is released by JPJ so have a great week and to all my Muslim friends, SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI, SALAM AIDILFITRI! Would like to ask for your forgiveness in this holy month!

KELANTAN

KOTA BHARU

Jalan Sultan Yahya Petra

Jalan Padang Tembak

Jalan KB-Machang

KUALA KRAI

Jalan Stong, Kemubu Kuala Krai

KM 64 Kuala Krai-Gua Musang

KM 69.3 Kuala Krai-Gua Musang

KM 72 Kuala Krai-Gua Musang

KM 75 Kuala Krai-Gua Musang

KM 80 Kuala Krai-Gua Musang

PASIR MAS

KM 11 Jalan Pasir Mas-Tanah Merah

KM 3 Jalan Hospital Lati

PASIR PUTEH

KM 6 Jalan Gaal-Kg Bkt Yong-Pasir Puteh

TANAH MERAH

Jalan Tanah Merah-Jeli

TUMPAT

KM 24 Jalan Kota Bharu-Pengkalan Kubor

KM 6 Kg Berangan-Meranti

MACHANG

KM 25 Jalan Kota Bharu-Machang

BACHOK

Jalan Melawi-Tok Bali

JELI

Jalan Jeli-Kuala Balah

GUA MUSANG

KM 13 Jalan Gua Musang-Kuala Krai

KM 21 Jalan Gua Musang-Kuala Krai

KM 26 Jalan Gua Musang-Kuala Krai

KM 29 Jalan Gua Musang-Kuala Krai

KM 51 Jalan Gua Musang-Kuala Krai

KM 65 Jalan Gua Musang-Kuala Krai

KM 69 Jalan Gua Musang-Kuala Krai

TERENGGANU

KUALA TERENGGANU

KM 15-KM 24 Jalan K.Trg-Kota Bharu

KM 4-KM 12 Jalan K.Trg-K.Berang

KM 15-KM 35 Jalan K.Trg-Kg Raja

KM 6-KM 10 Jalan K.Trg – Kg Raja

BESUT

KM 6-KM 10 Jalan Kg Raja-Alor Lintang

KM 1-KM 10 Jalan Jerteh-Kg Raja

KM 1-KM 36 Jalan Jerteh-Keruak

KM 1-KM 28 Jalan Jerteh-Bukit Puteri

MARANG

KM 18-KM 60 Jalan K.Trg-Kuantan

KM 15-KM 28 Jalan K.Trg-Kuala Berang

DUNGUN

KM 61-KM 69 Jalan K.Trg-Kuantan

KM 74-KM 89 Jalan K.Trg-Kuantan

KM 91-KM 102 Jalan K.Trg-Kuantan

KM 58-KM 75 Jalan Jerangau-Jabor

KM 77-KM 89 Jalan Jerangau-Jabor

KM 95-KM 108 Jalan Jerangau-Jabor

KEMAMAN

KM 98-KM 115 Jalan K.Trg-Kuantan

KM 120-KM 138 Jalan K.Trg-Kuantan

KM 140-KM 141 Jalan K.Trg-Kuantan

KM 149-KM 158 Jalan K.Trg-Kuantan

KM 122-KM 148 Jalan Jerangau-Jabor

KM 155-KM 179 Jalan Jerangau-Jabor

KM 14-KM-KM 16 Jalan Chukai-Air Puteh

SETIU

KM 46-KM 49 Jalan K.Trg-Kota Bharu

KM 51-KM 53 Jalan K.Trg-Kota Bharu

KM 65-KM 68 Jalan K.Trg-Kota Bharu

KM 82-KM 84 Jalan K.Trg-Kota Bharu

KM 41-KM 44 Jalan K.Trg-Kg Raja

KM 65-KM 68 Jalan K.Trg-Kg Raja

KM 73-KM 75 Jalan K.Trg-Kg Raja

KM 32-KM 35 Jalan Sg Tong-Kuala Berang

PAHANG

KUANTAN

KM 30-KM 36 Jalan Kuantan-Kemaman

KM 45-KM 47 Jalan Kuantan-Kemaman

MARAN

KM 6 Jalan Temerloh-Jerantut

TEMERLOH

KM 24 Jalan Temerloh-Jerantut

KM 35 Jalan Temerloh-Jerantut

KM 90 Lebuhraya Pantai Timur LPT

KM 96 Lebuhraya Pantai Timur LPT

KM 126 Lebuhraya Pantai Timur LPT

KM 137 Lebuhraya Pantai Timur LPT

KM 120 Jalan K Lumpur-Kuantan

KM 125-KM 126 Jalan K Lumpur-Kuantan

KM 145 Jalan K Lumpur-Kuantan

KM 165 Jalan K Lumpur-Kuantan

KUALA LIPIS

KM 71-KM 77 (Bkt Tujuh)Jalan K Lipis-Gua Musang

RAUB

KM 16 Jalan Lipis-Benta

BENTONG

KM 11 Jalan Raub-Bentong

KM 3 Jalan Bentong-Raub

PEKAN

KM 38 Jalan Segamat-Kuantan

KM 68 Jalan Segamat-Kuantan

PERLIS

KANGAR

Jalan Kangar-Alor Setar

Jalan Kangar-Kodiang

Jalan Raja Syed Alwi

Jalan Kuala Perlis-Changloon

KM 1-KM 5 Jalan Kangar-Padang Besar

Jalan Ulu Pauh

PADANG BESAR

KM 5.2-KM 34 Jalan Kangar/Padang Besar

Jalan Mata Ayer/Beseri

Jalan Bukit Keteri-Padang Besar

Jalan Bukit Kayaman-Ngulang

KEDAH

KOTA SETAR

KM 1-KM 9 Jalan A Setar-Pokok Sena

KM 8 Jalan A Setar-Kangar

KM 1-KM 3 Jalan A Setar-Butterworth (Tandop)

KUALA MUDA

KM 39-KM 69 Jalan A Setar-Butterworth

KM 8 Jalan Gurun-Jeniang

KM 5 Jalan Sg Petani-Kuala Ketil

Batu 5 Jalan Bedong-Tanjung Dawai

KULIM

KM 12 Jalan Kulim-Mahang (Kilang Baru)

KM 32 Jalan Kulim-Baling

KUBANG PASU

KM 19-KM 25 Jalan A Setar-Kangar

KM 16-KM 20 L/raya Utara Selatan

Jalan Changloon-Kodiang

BALING

KM 29.3 Jalan Sg Petani-Baling

Simpang 3 Landak (Jalan Kulim Gerik)

PADANG TERAP

KM 1 Jalan Kuala Nerang-Pokok Sena

LANGKAWI

KM 7 Jalan Bukit Tekoh

PENDANG

Jalan Tit Hj Idris-Pendang

KM 58-KM 60 L/raya Utara Selatan

BANDAR BAHARU

KM 26 Jalan Serdang-Kulim

YAN

KM 23 Jalan A Setar-Sg Petani

KM 31 Jalan A Setar-Sg Petani

SIK

KM 12 Jalan Jeniang-Sik

PULAU PINANG

SEBERANG PERAI U

Jalan Chain Ferry

Jalan Bagan Ajam

Jalan Permatang Tiga Ringgit

Jalan Bumbung Lima

SEBERANG PERAI S

Jalan Baru, Perai

Jalan Permatang Tinggi

Jalan Besar Sg Bakap

Jalan Besar Nibong Tebal

Jalan Permatang Keling

PULAU

Lebuhraya Jelutong

PERAK

TAIPING

KM 206-KM 208 L/raya Utara Selatan(Kamunting)

KM 229-KM 230 L/raya Utara Selatan(Bkt Berapit)

KM 74 Jalan Taiping-P Remis(Trong/Sg Kerang)

KM 66-KM 76 Jalan Ipoh- Butterworth (B Gantang)

IPOH

KM 262-KM 290 L/raya Utara Selatan

KM 4-KM 10 Jalan Ipoh-Lumut

BATU GAJAH

KM 22-KM 25 J Ipoh Lumut(B Gajah Perdana/Spg Parit)

KAMPAR

KM 34-KM 41 Jalan Ipoh-T Intan(Mambang Diawan)

KM 294-KM 306 L/raya Utara Selatan (Gua Tempurung)

SG SIPUT U

KM 22-KM 29 J Ipoh-K Kangsar(Klng Simen/Rimba Pjng)

KM 37-KM 44 J Ipoh-K Kangsar(Salak Baru/Spg Sayong)

HILIR PERAK

KM 3-KM 8 Jalan Maharajalela(Kg Banjar/Spg Sitiawan)

KM 18-KM 29 Jalan Ferry(Estate Unitata/Kg Sri Kota)

KM 1-KM 14 J T Intan-Sitiawan(Pekan T Intan/Kg Bt 12)

KM 1-KM 14 Jalan Teluk Intan-Bidor

GERIK

KM 82-KM 115 J Ipoh-Gerik(Raban/Sumpitan/Air Kala)

MANJUNG

KM 7-KM 19 Jalan Sitiawan-T Intan (Kayan/Lekir)

KM 4-KM 12 J Sitiawan-Ipoh(Kg Ayer Tawar/Sg Wangi)

KERIAN

KM 180-KM 183 L/raya Utara Selatan(Alor Pongsu)

KM 198-KM 202 L/raya Utara Selatan(Kg Dew/Semanggol)

KM 95-KM 122 J Ipoh-Butterworth(B Serai/K Padir/S Bogak)

KUALA KANGSAR

KM 256-KM 258 L/raya Utara Selatan(menurun T Menora)

TAPAH

KM 311-KM 312 L/raya Utara Selatan (Kinjang)

KM 331-KM 342 L/raya Utara Selatan (Bidor)

KM 349-KM 356 L/raya Utara Selatan (Bikam)

TG MALIM

KM 359-KM 393 L/raya Utara Selatan

PERAK TENGAH

KM 30-KM 43 J Ipoh-Lumut(S Suak Sadang/K Panchor/UITM)

SELANGOR

Jalan Kuala Selangor-Sabak Bernam

Jalan Klang-Banting

Jalan Kalumpang-Kuala Kubu Bharu

Kuala Kubu Bharu-Rawang

L/Raya Utara Selatan (Tg Malim-Sg Buloh)

KUALA LUMPUR

Sentul

Jalan Cheras

Jalan Kuching

Lebuhraya Connought

Lebuhraya KL-Seremban

NEGERI SEMBILAN

Jalan Seremban-Tampin

Jalan Seremban-Kuala Pilah

Jalan Gemas-Bahau

MELAKA

MELAKA TENGAH

KM 50 Lebuh Maju (Alor Gajah-Melaka)

Jalan Umbai-Sg Udang

KM 40 Jalan Batang Tiga, Bukit Rambai

KM 1-KM 35 Jalan Mufti Hj Khalil-Batu Berendam

KM 4-KM 13 Jalan Bukit Baru-Bukit Beruang

J Tun Ab Razak(L/Isyarat Lrg Pandan/St Meridian/Bkt Palah)

KM 30 Jalan Tun Fatimah

JASIN

KM 13-KM 32 Jalan Melaka-Muar

KM 22-KM 44 Jalan Garingkesang-Chohong

KM 15-KM 40 Jalan Tehel-Bemban

KM 14-KM 17 Jalan Bukit Tembakau-Paya Dalam

KM 21-KM 40 Jalan Serakam-Kesang Tua

KM 24-KM 40 Batu Gajah Sungai Rambai

ALOR GAJAH

Jalan Sungai Udang-Lubok China

KM 15-KM 37 Jalan Rumbia-Kendong

Lubok China-Hutan Percha

KM 15 Jalan Gangsa-Kesang

KM 12.3 Jalan Jelatang-Durian Tunggal

KM 17-KM 18 Jalan Alor Gajah-Tampin

JOHOR

JOHOR BAHRU S

KM 9-KM 11 Jalan Johor Bahru-Air Hitam

KM 4-KM 17 Jalan Johor Bahru-Jalan Kota Tinggi

KM 6-KM 31 L/raya Pasir Gudang

JOHOR BAHRU U

KM 26-KM 36 Jalan Johor Bahru-Air Hitam

MUAR

KM 2 Jalan Bakri dari Muar-Yong Peng

KM 10 Rawang dari Muar-Segamat

KM 135 L/raya Utara Selatan arah Utara

BATU PAHAT

KM 5-KM 24 Jalan Kluang

KM 76-KM80 L/raya Utara Selatan arah Utara

SEGAMAT

KM 182-KM 189 Jalan Johor Bahru-Seremban-Segamat

KLUANG

KM 71-KM 75 Jalan Johor Bahru-Air Hitam

KM 41-KM 60 Jalan Batu Pahat-Mersing

KM 50-KM 73 L/raya Utara Selatan

PONTIAN

KM 56-KM 63 Jalan Johor Bahru-Batu Pahat

KOTA TINGGI

KM 24-KM 60 Jalan Kota Tinggi-Mersing

MERSING

KM 37-KM 48 Jalan Kota Tinggi-Mersing

KM 6 Jalan Endau-Mersing

SARAWAK

KUCHING

Jalan Sultan Tengah

KM 7-KM 15 Jalan Matang

Batu 7-15 Jalan Kuching-Serian

Jalan Stephen Yong, Batu Kawa

KM 69 Jalan Lundu

Jalan Tabuan Jaya/Kota Samarahan

MIRI

KM 40 Jalan Miri/Bintulu (Jalan Pesisir Pantai)

Jalan Baram-Luak

KM 9 Jalan Pulut/Lutong Miri

KM 5 Miri By-Pass

KM 13 Jalan Lambir/Niah/Bintulu

SRI AMAN

KM 6 Jalan Sri Aman/Kuching

KM 20 Jalan Sri Aman/Sarikei

KM 16-KM 19 Jalan Simpang Bukit Punda

KM 106-KM 112 Jalan Sri Aman/Kuching

BINTULU

KM 23 Jalan Bintulu/Sibu

KM 15 Jalan Kidurong/Bintulu

KM 30 Jalan Similajau/Niah

SIBU

Batu 6-13 Jalan Oya, Sibu

Batu 32-37 Jalan Sibu/Bintulu

SARIKEI

KM 33-KM 38 Jalan Saratok/Sarikei

KM 25 Bukit Sebangkoi, Sarikei

SAMARAHAN

KM 38-KM 59 Jalan Kuching/Serian

KM 86-KM 87 Jalan Kuching, Serian

BAU

Jalan Tondong-Bau, Kuching

SABAH

KOTA KINABALU

KM 0-KM 15 Jalan Tuaran Bypass

SANDAKAN

KM 12-KM 52 Jalan Labuk

TAWAU

KM 1-KM 24 Jalan Apas Tawau

KENINGAU

KM 2-KM 12 Jalan Keningau-Tambunan

BEAUFORT

KM 1-KM 21 Jalan Beaufort-Papar

KUDAT

KM 1- KM 10 Jalan Kudat-Tamalang

LAHAD DATU

KM 28 Jalan Lahat Datu-Sandakan

SP KIMANIS

KM 1-KM 15 Jalan Papar-Beaufort

SP SILAM

KM 20-KM 40 Jalan Semporna-Kunak

SP TELIPOK

KM 1-KM 44 Jalan Tuaran-Kota Belud-Ranau

SP BATU 32

KM 40-KM 65 Jalan Beluran-Telupid

SP SEGAMA

KM 28 Jalan Lahad Datu-Sandakan

Info from Ondscene

Are you ready to rumble?

2011-07-26T13:21:00.006+08:00

In football 90 minutes differentiates men from boys and winners and losers. Come this Thursday, to some it might not be a big battle, but to us loyal malaysian fans... its the biggest of them all! Malaysia vs Singapore! Even though we may have lost the first leg 5-3, but think about it, we have the 3 away goal advantage! and further more... 80,000 crowd pushing and cheering them to go on and win! This is in comparison to the meagre 6,000 crowd where you can see cars driving by behind the goal...

The rivalry of both the team makes it an even more mouth watering clash! Think of it as the Manchester Derby or the merseyside derby or Argentina v Brazil, England v Scotland... we have our very own! Malaysia v Singapore!!!

I am going to Stadium Bukit Jalil, why? This is one match I cannot miss!!! I missed the match against Taiwan few weeks back and I felt really bad after that. But now, I got my tickets and I am going to do my part in helping my country, the Tigers of Malaya in dismembering the Lions of Singapore!

For those who complain about the level of football played by Malaysian team... why dont you make a change and head to the stadium and make sure your "voice" is heard by them, instead of sitting at your miserable little chair at home and sulk! I was given a choice to go to this match or watch Captain "AMERICA"... well, America can wait... coz MALAYSIA COMES FIRST!

As the poster above said... Tanah Tumpahnya Darahku! See you in HELL!

http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/Sport/Story/STIStory_694805.html

CLEAR AND CLEAN VIEW FROM A NEUTRAL POINT OF VIEW

2011-07-14T16:49:00.006+08:00

Last Saturday's event has given lots of people mixed feelings. There was excitement, nervousness, anticipation, anger, sadness and happiness. Lots of people ask me which side was I on. To be honest I was not on any side. I was just a neutral bystander and the student of the day. I was just sitting back and watching how both side clash head on.

When I said I was neutral, most ask me was it because of my job? My answer was no. I am always a man of reason and rationale. I like to hear both side of the news before I make any comments or judgments. Has been following how the events unfolds from two weeks ago and it gets funnier and funnier. Reading articles from different peoples and sources really shows how much one thinks of the intelligence of the people of Malaysia.

Its very sad when a simple thing like wanting a clean and fair election escalates to some ridiculous level where religious and racial agenda was brought up. My tought is, was it really necessary to go to that level? Then again for some of those that wanted the clean and fair election, their comments didnt help the situation either. The comments was sometimes unfair and uncalled for. But again we cant expect everyone to be courteous, polite and rational.

When it comes to road block, there is really no logic at all why did they close up almost the whole of KL and certain parts of PJ too. Whats with the authorities attacking unarmed civilians? they look more like thugs rather than the holders of law. They can always be firm but not aggressive and the whole situation can be handled in a more ethical way. I was a school prefect before and we were told to be firm and smart. But I guess they just forgotten their ethics. There is so much better way to handle the situation than aggression and violence. I believe our local football fans especially the hardcore Kelantan fans acted more aggressively and violently but you dont see the authorities spray them with chemical water and tear gas them? This will just tarnish their already negative image of this law holders even further. I am sure for some, there is no more respect towards these law holders of ours.

In terms of the news, there are different views on the facts. Some say its this and some say its that. But from the pictures and videos posted by the normal people, it is very sure that some of the facts are not right. That really saddens me. This will somehow give another negative portrayal to the ruling authorities.

Like I said that day, I dont side with the yellow nor the red or the blue but I side with what is right and what is true and most importantly I side my fellow countrymen, the people, my brethren, putting aside race, religion and believes. Lets us not forget our roots and what our forefathers fought for and what is it take to be a Malaysian! "Tanah tumpahnya darah ku" I AM DAMN PROUD TO BE CALLED A MALAYSIAN!

With this let me end with our national anthem, which now is even more significant...

I want to win tickets to Larry Crowne and Lulla Man!

2011-07-12T11:07:00.004+08:00

I definitely wanna win my two tickets for this two movies from Advertlets. No, its not because my other half want me to get it, but its partially because you get a chance to watch two award winning performers doing a comedy! woohoo!

Catch Larry Crowne trailer here!

Well everyone ask what would you do if you were given a second chance in high school. Well, I would study harder........ yea rite. I love my high school life and if I were to go back to high school, I would enjoy it all over again but this time but with the current knowledge and mind set. Wow... how much I can con and rule people. wuahahahha... pelajar cermerlang? definitely!

Well Tom Hanks kinda played this role, of course not going back to high school but more of going back to school. Fell in love with his speech teacher which is played by Julia Roberts. Two award winning performers? a definite must watch!

Next up is Thai comedy Lulla Man!

Catch Lulla Man trailer here!

So the question for this is how do you rekindle a dying relationship? Well, how it became a dying relationship in the first place? Try to do what you both love to do. Find the root of the problem or the key area that cause the relationship to die and try to revive it. It needs both side to make it work and not just one side. Coz it takes two hands to clap. Communication, tolerance, forgiving, understanding and most of all be able to give in at times. If both can use this, then it will help rekindle the relationship... (does not work for all yea!)

This show kinda reminds me of this Hong Kong show in the early 90s where Nat Chan and few of his friends went to "Thailand" to have fun and their wives found out and how they try to explain. Its been almost a year since I went to watch a Thai movie.

Lets see if I can win or not yea!

Tell me, why is TM sponsoring Man Utd again?

2011-06-25T10:41:00.007+08:00

If you all have noticed, our very own Telekom Malaysia or now re branded TM are the sponsors of my beloved Manchester United. Besides getting global recognition, I dont see whats the purpose for TM to advertise overseas.

Why I say so? I know that we get MUTV on the IPTV but that is easily buyable. Why do we waste thousands or millions of ringgit sponsoring a global brand when your services only applies locally? Are we expanding overseas... for??! to show people of the world how bad the services of TM, is it? or are they gonna pull a Proton and give foreigners a better price and service compared to locals?

In terms of service, why cant they spend more of that money in building better infrastructure or give proper training in terms of customer servicing and performance efficiency instead of spending millions on promoting something that is not even good yet. "Connections makes everything possible" ? yea, from no stress to full of stress.

So again, are we again going for the Malaysian mentality of glamour first then service second? I remember calling the call center and asked for help, they ask the same freaking questions when I tell them the problem. You can read that article here. Even those technicians or service crews, some are really good but some just do it for the sake of doing it and they really suck in terms of communication. Ask them why, they say there spoil and not say more.

One more thing, have you guys ever been to that Menara TM ? the sharks fin, knife looking building by the Federal Highway? Actually the building is designed "based on renowned Malaysian sculptor and artist Latiff Mohidin's award-winning masterpiece, the Pucuk Rebung, which depicts a young bamboo shoot with strong foundations at its root and few leaves sprouting. Good eh? Wow... now.. have you guys been there again? how was the parking?! Everytime I go there its always impossible to find a parking and I have to resort to park at some dingy run down parking space next to the building where you have to walk quite a distance just to get to the office. Hmmm... fantastic! great infrastructure yea?!

Back to the question, why are we sponsoring MU again? coz we can? maybe yea coz we boleh! yay! great shell... but what lies inside... lets just not go there... coz I am tired of talking about it. All I can say is... good show... good show...

The Queen Bitch of the Universe is Back!!!

2011-06-04T21:00:00.005+08:00

I don't have to say nothing. Just click this link and enjoy:

http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/game/heart-of-the-swarm-preview/

SO WHAT? YOU STILL SUCK LA WEI!

2011-05-28T02:52:00.006+08:00

Well I think by now most of you already know how I get inspired to write a blog article... its usually triggered from recent events that really ticks me off. So yea now its the time again! Just only today I was invited to give a presentation on behalf of my boss and my company at this association that I shall not name coz they are gonna be my new client.

So yea, so there I was at this "association" 's meeting. They are suppose to be a respectable association but to be honest... what happened today somehow altered my perception towards them. I was suppose to be the second speaker behind their VIP guest speaker. So when came my turn I set up my laptop to the projector and I as a guest have to set up the screen, load the projector and find my own extension wire. The committee just ask me do I need help or not?! WHAT THE FUCK?! As a host dont you think you should help without even asking? So called entrepreneur association. Basic business ethics also fail already... how to succeed la in big business?! FINE! So after setting up I started giving my presentation. As I was giving my speech, most of the members was either busy eating or talking to each other. To the extend the organiser have to ask them to pay attention.

They have already starting to get on my nerves. But from what I learned, as a good presenter you must be able to capture attention. So i started some jokes and to get them to participate in my presentation. I did get their attention but after a while they started to talk again as if I am not there. Then came the most FUCKED UP part! As I was presenting, suddenly their VIP guest have to go off. I am ok coz normal la... big business people got lots of appointment. Its ok they go... but the worst part was, the entire members including the committee all stood up and talked to each other, taking photos and shaking hands as if the meeting was adjourned. I was still doing my presentation during then, it wasn't even in between slides. I was just shocked at what had just happened. Then as the VIP was leaving some members follow suit! Their exco members can happily laugh as I was standing there and told me sorry and wait a while.

WHAT THE HECK WEI>? I was totally annoyed and at that very moment I just wanted to walk off, pack my things and leave. Coz there wasn't any respect at all to your "normal guest". Then my boss told me to hold on and cool down. If it wasn't for my boss, I would have walked away. Coz I know he wanted to close this deal. So in respect to him, I bit the bullet and continued. The whole wait lasted almost 10-15 minutes. Then when they settled down half of what was the members was gone already. So IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE... THEN WHY THE HECK YOU ASK ME TO COME AND PRESENT? But i told myself, the show must go on. I just briefly do the presentation without giving any extra information and finish the presentation as fast as I can coz I don't give TWO FUCKING SHIT ANYMORE whether you can follow or not! Why? coz I felt that I was insulted by them.

I took this as a lesson learnt and I really hope one day I can tell this story to people as a joke or as a been there done that area.

If you cant learn to have good ethics and manners no one will respect you!

INSIDE EVERYONE LIES THE HEART OF A REBEL

2011-04-26T01:08:00.004+08:00

have you always wondered if you are part of a social system where when you do something different then you are classed as a outcast or the weirdo and you always end up as the people laugh at?

This is what humans are. As long as you are not the norm then you are the outcast. This cause many many maaaanny social situations where you are left out in certain things just because you dress weird or you talk weird or you dont talk at all.

Some of the older generation always think that we are disobedient when we dont want to do the things that they wants us to do. Comparing you to other people or worse of all profile you as the bad one or the useless one just because you dont want to follow their style or you do things your own way. They will use the "rude" la, "uncontrollable" la, or the most notable one of all "this one bad la... not respect at all"... errrr hello?? Respect is earned and not by asking!

Who are you to judge us based on this? Are you the human community judge? NO! YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

This are just a few songs to kick off the rebellious nature that we have in us! enjoy!!

A TRIP UP BUKIT GASING - a tale of how much my life has changed

2011-04-25T23:49:00.007+08:00

Last Saturday after meeting with my friend for lunch, on my way back I decided to drive up to Bukit Gasing just to check it out. Its been years since I went up even though I see it every single day when I come out from my house. When I got up there and there was a few cars chilling there and when I parked my car, I was somehow surprised how run down the place was. The paint on the benches are all faded out, the place was littered with plastic bags and left over food. I wanted to sit on one of the bench and realised there was rotten banana skins all over it.

What has happened to this wonderful place? It looked like a forgotten place. This place was once a hot spot for local movie drama. With the view of PJ as the background. But now the trees is over grown, the bushes is growing out and there was clearly no maintenance whatsoever. But I still found a decent clean bench to sit down and enjoy the green and the cool breeze. As I sat there, out of the silence the sound of a motorbike rips through the sound of nature and suddenly an uneasy and insecure feeling stricken all over me. The first thought was, is it a snatch thief? or some mat rempit!

I turned and saw a couple in their 40s. Perhaps they also came up to relive their dating days or just wanna enjoy the view of PJ.

This was where I wonder how much time has changed since the last time I came up here. Coming up to Bukit Gasing brought back alot of memory. I was literally drenched with memories. I use to go up Bukit Gasing every Sunday when I was a kid. Me, dad, mom and sis would wake up at 6am and we will walk from my house all the way up. It will take us around 20 minutes to reach to the peak, just in time to see sunrise.

My dad will then take us go hiking up certain trails. The view was spectacular and there was this particular part next to the communication tower, where we climb up and there it was a concrete platform that has a piece of metal plate on top showing a "Y" symbol where it shows where is north. If you walk further up you can see the whole of KL. Then the view was without the Twin Towers or the KL Tower. The only obvious building was the Dayabumi and the Maybank building. Then we will come back down and head to the opposite of the road and we would climb up this area where we will reach a cliff. At the cliff we would be able to see PJ areas like section 14 to Section 17 area. Then we would walk back down and head to Devi Curry house to have our breakfast.

FLASH BACK to now. There I was sitting there looking at what a shit hole has Bukit Gasing has become. Inconsiderate assholes just throw their rubbish all around. Beer cans lying around, Styrofoam boxes with left over food lying around and finished packet drinks scattered all over the place. I actually saw a plastic bag hanging on a tree! and NO this is definitely not the work of the monkeys coz its within human reach. This was done by the real monkeys we call uncivilized humans or more like inconsiderate fools. On the other hand, what was the local authority doing? are they going to just leave a once great and clean place to rot?

Besides the upkeep, one thing that came into consideration was the insecurity that I felt when I went up there. This is what our country has became. We do not dare to walk alone outside anymore. When I was sitting there, I was looking out more for potential dangerous stranger rather than enjoying the peace and serenity of nature. I always have a feeling that someone will come and poke a knife at my and rob me mindless.

Not only at Bukit Gasing but most of the whole country. Do you realise that no one dare to walk alone unless they dont have a choice. When we go out, to quieter place we would be worried instead of excited or happy. With all the news on snatch theft and robbery it just creeps me out. So are we moving into a develop nation with the right mentality? NO!

It seems that we are moving backward instead. We are now looking more like the old west where there are outlaws robbing train with horses that we see on tv. Or like in the Chinese Movies during the Imperial times where there is road Robbers, where they will rob from people passing the area.

We are now living in a more scary and locked up environment. Why? Look at how many housing areas adopting the gated community system?! We are literary locking ourselves in. Which is so sad...

Yea we may have many wonderful structures such as KLCC, KLIA, TWIN TOWERS or KL TOWER, but just like the Bukit Gasing I know... it will all wither and rot away due to mentality of people and the authority taking care of it.

Unfortunately for the new generation, it has became a sad and pathetic world...

I shall leave you with this song which somehow says what I am feeling now...

LIFE'S MECHANIC

2011-04-21T21:24:00.004+08:00

There are times when you go through a really rough patch in life. Be it work, friends, personal or family. But if all comes at in one time and everything just dont gel or go in sync, it kinda screws you up mentally.

Its like trying to juggle so many different issues in one go. I am pretty sure most will say prioritize or just do it. But what if all of it plays a very important role in my life? or is very very dear to me? Its really an emotionally draining experience. Sometimes I just feel like crying or just run away from all of it and just be alone. But its just not it. We have responsibilities and it must be held right.

Things gets worse when you work so hard trying to make this life machine move like a well oiled machine. It may not be a Ferrari or a Kancil but if one part gets stuck and it jams down the whole process then its bad but what if one jam leads to another? and suddenly you are stranded in the highway of life where everyone is zooming past you and you are stuck there figuring how you can fix your car. Some can live with parts of their car spoiled but my car is different. Its like a korean made car where if one part spoiled, the whole area gets jammed too. It is a system where all is interconnected. That is how my car is built and it will always be.

But again, life is not like a car. You can change a car once its broken but you cant do that in life. Your only way is to painstakingly and patiently fix it and make sure it runs smoothly again. So for me now... life goes on and I will patiently try to fix this car of mine with love and passion and make sure it runs smoothly again...

SMART ASSES

2011-04-21T01:21:00.007+08:00

Wow so fast one month has passed! god damn! i didnt even realised it until I saw the last post! been really bz with lotsa lotsa work and along with laziness, things just tend to drag on.

Anyway, I have encountered one really really irritating person today and that triggers my blogging cells to get excited. So, today I am dedicating this article to these heroes!

Case 1.

Have you ever encountered someone who "thinks" that he/she knows lotsa things and started to give "smart" comments on what you have been doing or involved in for lotsa years? I've encountered this fella today at a meeting. I was talking about my job and role in the radio station and out of the blue after I gave my presentation, this hero started asking questions. At first I was more than happy to answer his queries. Then more question came, but the manner of his question was very very offensive.. wait no, thick skull-ed and plain ignorant!! I was somehow taken aback but hey, again I was more then willing to answer him.

Then right after the meeting we had a drink and this smarty pants came to my table and sat beside me. The other members was happily asking me questions of my radio and its services and suddenly out of the blue this smarty pants came and started throwing facts about this radio he heard in New Zealand that is the best radio in the world and its the only radio that he only listens to now. Then I told him it is different here in Malaysia and how the behavior of the listeners cannot be compared to that of New Zealand or UK. Then he came back with the comment that saying Malaysian radio sucks. How he despise local radio. Now I am really annoyed and offended. He was shooting me there and then when he didnt even listen to my radio at all.

Wow! what an ass! But because it was a gentlemens meeting where we go there with goodwill to talk and exchange cards, I kept my cool. Then he kept on going on and on about how that stupid radio covers across all age group and even kids from 8 yrs old to oldies of 80 years old can call and give comment on the radio. Then I said that Malaysians are different. We are all pampered by those entertainment radio where when you on the radio the first thing that came to your mind was to get entertainments like music or stupid games played on air. It is a challenge to change the mindset of Malaysians to actually understand the true role of the radio. Which is the medium to broadcast information and not music.

Then this smarty pants continues saying that this radio have people that can talk the whole day about certain topics and they are very good coz you can ask them anything and you will be interested to listen to them even if you have no interest in the sports/ gardening or whatsoever before. Then I told him this is what we do, he interrupted me before I could explain what we do and he say no. "There is no radio in Malaysia that is doing that style". I stopped him there and then and say "I am not done yet sir, you have to listen to what I have to say first before you make any accusations". I was on the verge of telling him to fuck off and if you like New Zealand so much then why dont you go back to fucking New Zealand and stuff the kiwi up your arse using peter jackson;s boots!

This is what I hate about these fucktards that gone to other country for a few years and when they come back they have every thing to comment on the local stuffs and best of all, they dont even know what it is nor have they actually find out what we are first before they open their fucking piece of shit ass they call the mouth!

As civilised person I am, right after that session I bid him farewell gave him a smile and fucked off! knowing if I sat there any longer with this fucker I will most probably kick him and break his leg, put it back together and break it again!!

Case 2

Hmmm I am on a streak. So why not continue eh?

There is always this kind of dimweeds that thinks they are so god damn smart and simply make comments not knowing they are actually talking to the wrong person but still continue "commenting".

Once I was with my radio. We opened a booth in this event at PWTC. The people were friendly as we passed out brochures and explained who we are and what we do. Then out of a blue, another of this old fuck came out from the crowd and look at us. He was glowing with enthusiasm, smiling and looking very eager to talk to us. So I greet him with a nice hello and started explaining to him. Suddenly he cut me off and told me he knows who we are and he have a comment to make to us. As a good person I am, i told him to go ahead and tell us what was his comments.

He suddenly told us that he listens to us everyday and he finds our traffic announcer spelling the word wrong. At first I was happy he is a listener and secondly I was like what word? Then he told me "do you know it is spelled 'KL Lites'??", I was like "whertt???!!!" then he said its not call KL itis. Then i said he got it wrong it is DBKL ITIS as in Dewan Bandaraya Kuala Lumpur Intergrated Traffic Information System. Then he said we are wrong, it is still spelled KL Lites... then he followed up by saying ITIS means its a disease. Where he and his "doctor" friends was laughing when they hear this saying that kl is sick. Then he said that the girl that was announcing all the traffic news sounds good but she needs to spell it right. Then i realised that we dont have a girl reading traffic news.

Then I asked him when he listened, is it in English or BM? he said English! I told him he got the wrong station, that should be Lite fm or any radio from AMP and that lady is Priscilla Patrick. he insist it is us then I told him we dont have traffic news in English la "uncle". His wife got the message and gave us the "I am sorry my husband is a retarded ass" look and pulled his husband away. I really feel like throwing my bunting stand at him and say "UNCLE!!! YOU FUCKING RETARD!!! THIS IS BERNAMA RADIO24 LA! NOT LITE FM LA CIBAI!!!" but I didnt coz I am a civilised person.....

Thats the thing about some people, thinking that they know everything just because they want to be the smart one or cool one... but after talking out of their ass... they are more like the retarded one or so cool that they have a chunk of ice for a brain. They talk before they think or before they know any facts or before looking properly not knowing that they themselves are the joke of the whole freaking town! Get ur facts right first la, ass!!!

8 THINGS TO SEE IF YOU ARE OR KNOW A FREELOADER

2011-03-21T14:03:00.007+08:00

I am pretty sure most people will encounter friends that live off another friend just because there is some benefits with them? Its normal, rite? We call it symbiosis rite? You scratch my back I scratch yours or just plain I wanna be your friend. All this is cool and dandy! Then there are those that will be friends with you just because you benefit them alot. When things starts to become one sided or things started to flow in just one direction. Give and not take or just take and not give.

There are two type of this kind of "friends". One is intentional and the other is unintentional. Unintentional? yes! Sometimes when one friend does it out of good will to help a friend and after a few repetition, the receiving party has gotten used to it. Then when the "goodwill service" stops, they get angry! Weird?

I've list down 8 things that describe this kind of "friends"

1. THEY NEVER DRIVES. This are the kind that will give 101 excuses, from their car got a problem to, I dont know the way, to I dont dare to drive or "you are a better driver". They will always find ways to hitch a ride with you whenever they can. Worse one is that they just jump into your car without even asking!

2. THEY NEVER OFFER. This is directly related to no.1, this are the kind that ask you to give them a lift but never ever show the slightest intention to pay for parking, toll or even petrol. They just sit there and enjoy the breeze. The worst kind is the ones that plays with your car stereo, changing the songs and playing with the aircond. They do not even offer to drive the next time. They always wait for that free ride.

3. FREE FOOD. This are the kind that takes opportunity to get free food. If there is a function and there is food, they are always there. The brief "hey wassup! how are you la?" then off they go to the food and finish off a huge chunk of it. Sometimes invited and most of the time NOT invited. They will even go great lengths just to get themselves invited. Worse kinds? those that takes a big chunk or pile of food when it is clearly stated for "sharing", leaving a small portion for the rest.

4. ADVANTAGE TAKERS. Those that expects you to invite them when you have free stuffs. This are those that is not close to you but when you have an invite to go for some event for free or food testing, they will come sniffing around. And when you dont give them, they throw tantrum and throw a fit telling the whole world how much they helped you but infact it is significantly little. They will say things like, "How come you dont invite me?" or "Wua, go there never invite la... free things ownself take only la!".

5. CARNIVAL-VORS. This is those that expect people to give them free things when they go certain place. Those that goes to a carnival and takes free bags, pens and other things the booth put. When you say that they have to pay, then they put back at that instant and give that grumpy look.

6. PRINCESS. There are some women that only goes out when there are guys around that can pay for them. Its not wrong for a guy to pay for the girls but it is wrong when you have that intention for the guy to pay everytime you go out with them. If you notice, they always choose the same few guys to go out with only. They will choose those posh places where they dont usually go but never ever show the slightest intention to pay. Some even dare to not bring money. The most obvious is when they know they have to pay, they choose places that is cheaper or they dont order any drinks.

7. COMPILERS. This are those that goes dinner but never orders anything. They will just say, "hey, can I have a spoon of that... wanna try" but never order their own food. They will ask around to test food from all around the table but never once they order a meal for themselves. I've seen this from school but I barely see it now tho.

8. BORROWERS. Sometimes there are times when you take too much and never give back. This are the kind that goes anywhere and borrow money to pay first and will pay back when they have money. Which they never have. Taking advantage of the kind hearted friends that thinks they dont have money. But when they do and when borrow 20 sens coz you dont have small change, they will ask back and count every penny.

So are you one of these fellers? or do you have any friends like that? I guess most of us have this kind of friends. Sadly, we have to decide to keep or discard them.

More On Blogs (Get it moron blogs, no, drink aids)...

2011-03-05T20:08:00.003+08:00

My esteemed host, Mr Junsern, wrote on a very interesting topic. Blogs. As always, he has many fascinating things to share and he almost always sparks me to write my two cents worth. Unfortunately, while Junsern takes the high road most of the time, I tend to take the ditches and gutters to get where I'm going. Cuz he's not a creep like me.

So let the dig ditching and gutter swimming commence...

Bloggers. Why do so many bloggers have nothing to say or find it hard to crank out article after article? It's simple. Most bloggers are talentless shitheads with no opinions or opinions without substance. Thats cuz they watch movies like Kung Fu Panda which celebrates a fat panda falling over the place while shoving a bamboo up its ass instead of movies that make them think. Also, they don't read. And even if they do, they don't form opinions on what they read and just vomit out the facts. And these same people get threatened when faced with people who actually form their opinions on things that matter. And again. Most of them have no talent for writing.

The internet has given every tom with a harry dick a forum to write whatever nonsense or mindless dribble that come to their minds and put it out there for people to read. And as we all know, 90% of the people out there are idiots (don't believe me, drive around KL). So is it that surprising that 90% of blogs stink? If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.

I hate food blogs but that's another story. See, what makes a good blog is to have your own unique perspective on life and not fill it with a bunch of boring ass photos about some stupid club you went too. No one cares about your life and you're going to die alone. Just like all those face book fucks who have a million photos of this club and that club. Yeah. But what you don't know is these photos have been take over the course of years. These are not party people. These are losers who live in basements and when they do come out want to impress their facebook friends with all the cool places they've been to when in reality, they have no friends and are most likely gonna die alone. Also. Everything you write on facebook is stored in the United States Library of Congress. You know who else has access? The CIA and FBI. Big Brother's watching you.

In conclusion, you can't stop the masses from being idiots, so just live your life and don't bother with what goes on in the life of others. There are too many wonders in this world to waste your time on some meaningless shit, which you'd be better of looking at. Like a retard fight a mongoloid.

Finally, I'll give anyone $10,0.00 if they can find the wall this picture is spray painted on in KL.
Adios, Synn out.

Daily Bitching

2011-02-28T17:10:00.004+08:00

Well I guess I am suffering from writers block now! so I am just gonna write about anything that comes in my mind now. First off on blogging.

They say that to be a successful blog is to constantly write and post articles so people will read them.... indeed. Well for me is not about quantity but more of quality and one more thing.... I DONT GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT IT! I write what comes in my mind or what I think is worth writing!

When did all this rules and regulations about blogging came about anyway? Does all blogs have to look and sound the same? Nahhh... blogs are a platform for people to write their own stuffs in their own way doing their own things.

Sometimes I see some bloggers tries too hard to become "famous". Just too hard. Its sad to see this kind of bloggers. Just be yourself! no body wanna see a plastic! Where is the fun in that anyway? Forcing to write something just because you have to. I've seen so many ppl gotten so stressed out just to produce an article because they have to. Its just so sad. Blogging is suppose to be fun and to express your mind and not what other people want you to express. Then what is the point of blogging then?you might as well just be their medium of expressing that they want.

So what if not alot of ppl reads your stuff... end of the world? nah... life goes on. Coz the famous blogger with 10,000 per day thingy is stuffs of yesterday. There are too many bloggers out there. Unless you have something UNIQUE that no one else have then maybe you have a chance.

Next on my bitching is about idiots that thinks the world revolves around them! Attention seekers! the things they do to get attention is just appalling! For instance when one is invited to some functions and they dont get the invite, they ask how come never call me? or I dont have ar? or the will just bug you to ask the host/organiser to get one more for him/her. Just because they want to "be'' there.

For me is dont have dont have la. When I was younger, I use to think how come they did not invite me or call me. Is it because I am not cool or what ever. but now, I dont give a shit! Its ok if you dont get invite. Sometimes it maybe invited because of friends or some is because they only want one person and not the whole jing bang! Understand the situation la.

Some even worse! they will leech and bug the one person that can get tickets or pass or invite to a function. Suddenly they are your friends and buddies. But once they get what they want! the bugger off and not even talk or meet you. sad sad case.

sigh... ok I am done! I'm off for now!

THORRRRRRR TRAILER

2011-02-13T14:03:00.000+08:00

awesomeness!

Geláre Ice Cream with waffles and pancakes w/ Advertlets

2011-02-13T04:13:00.003+08:00

Have a sweet tooth? or just craving for some really good ice creams? and best of all on top of your favourite waffles? Imagine the warm crunchy waffles topped with flavourful ice creams! yummmmo! Thinking about it makes me drool all over again! But hey! I did manage to try it! At Geláre in e-Curve! or formerly known as Cineleisure.

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Idiotic Idioms

2011-02-08T16:06:00.002+08:00

Today's special will be massacring idioms. Come with me children, said the child molester.

1. You can't have your cake and eat it.... You can't have cum and eat it. Well you could, but that would make you a homosexual.
2. Haste makes waste... Yes, haste makes waste. But so does cum... You know, cuz cum gets you pregnant. And not everyone's a winner. So you would call it a waste of... Glad we're on the same page now, theodore.
3. Ignorance is bliss and so is a dildo in the bum.
4. Its pointless to cry over spilt milk but never over spilt cum. Especially if its in your hair after you've had it done at the hair lady's and paid twenty dollars for it.
5. You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar but you can catch even more with aids cuz you'll be dead.
6. a bird in the hand is worth more than two in the bush but a cock in the hand is worth less than two in your bush.
7. a golden key can open any door but a golden dick parts legs.
8. open sesame Aladdin cried to princess Jasmine. Because he wanted access to her cave.
9. a leopard cannot change its spots but it can tickle its own bum.
10. little knowledge is a dangerous thing but so is too much, Seriously do you want to know what cum tastes like?
11. a person is known by the company he keeps tied up in his basement as sex slaves
12. a poor workman always blames his tools because a tool always blames in on his work.
13. a woman's work is never done because there's no such thing as too much sex
14. all work and no play makes jack a dull boy, so boy get to work on jacking and you wont be dull.
15. alls fair in love and war except giving someone aids.
16. an apple a day keeps the doctor away unless he comes over to play doctor.
17. april showers bring may flowers but short dicks produce midgets.
18. bad news travels fast but not as fast as news of a hiv infection.
19. beauty is in the eye of the beholder and you're still a fat cloven hoofed animal.
20. better the devil you know than the devil you dont cuz the devil you dont might have aids.
21. don't wash your laundry in public, no one wants to seem the cum stains.
22. never cut your nose to spite your face cuz you'll look retarded.
23. easy come, easy go, easy cum, never let go.
24. god helps those who helps themselves, so start jacking off.

What is Art?

2011-02-05T20:59:00.009+08:00

Say man. Who's to say what is art and what ain't. Like fer instence, deh mona lisa. viewed below:
Arguably the most famous painting in the world but completely unknown in the streets of jinjang and klang. but take a look at it:You may look at it and go golly, that is magnificent Personally I think its a piece of shit myself. I mean the bitch got not personality. She damn close look like a man. In fact I think it is a man. Dressed as a woman. Not as strange as seeing a crackhead do a giant rat over a dead poodle, but strange nevertheless. Now if you compare this bitches ugly mug to lets say.... THIS:
There ain't no comparison man. So whats an ugly ass picture doing being the most famous ass piece of artwork of all time. shit be whack. shit be wrong. fine ass Alicia keys be doing a much finer job monaing my Lisa if you gets my drift.

So the same thing goes, why is all that shit from Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael and the other ninja turtles more famous than these (which i think is much better in my personal and humble opinion, i didn't use imho cuz i hate net speak, bunch of fags, lol this motherfucker):

that one on the right always brings a smile to my face hehe. so why are these not works of arts, huh? i tell you why. and you gots t' believe me. cuz the old white man bought them old white ass paintings from them ninja turtles artist motherfuckers back during the Renaissance period and now that theyve seen real art from other places they'll like shit. those turtles couldnt paint a motherfucking thing. but since they invested too much of their paper in em, they couldnt just up and dump em, hell nos. so what they do? the same bullshit the white man always be playing, he take shit that worth nothing and make as if it is something but in reality it is nothing.

r u gonna let some rich cracker tell you what you're supposed to like? what your taste oughta be. fuck no. classical music sucks. stop sending your kids to violin classes. and stop buying art like the mona lisa. it only shows you that you have no personal taste and youre faking having culture by buying something someone told you is good but you cant personally see it. develop your own taste. thats what gives you personality. its what you like. its what that gets your taste buds yearning. its what separates ass eaters from pussy eaters. rhasta out.

ps. if you wanna see real art, visit this gallery: http://thistowncrew.com/Media/wallpapers/wallpapers.html

2010... the year that changed my life forever...

2011-01-08T20:39:00.008+08:00

I thought 2009 was bad but 2010 was a freaking fucked up year for me. Basically it was the year that made me hollow inside suddenly. My life was suddenly changed in many many ways... I realised I ususally do a year end review so this is the story of my 2010... (click here)

Basically lets track slightly back... Dec 2009... Suddenly my dad collapsed. took him to the hosp and found out he had lung cancer. My heart crushed... his sudden weight loss from a 85kg man to 52kg in matter of months and it breaks my heart. This is the first time my dad actually tried to attend my birthday but walked out halfway... coz he was very uncomfortable. I left my family at my dinner and took my dad home. My birthday wish was that my dad miraculously heal. Then came Christmas day, my mom, aunt and sis went to church to pray for my dad and suddenly I've gotten a call from my cousin sis that my youngest uncle collapsed. Right after I put down the phone and was about to talk to my dad and my cousin sis told me that my uncle is gone... my fav uncle is gone... he was the closest sibling to my mom. It was so difficult to break the news to my mom, coz I dont know how she would have taken it. She was still in Church with my sis and aunt... I was really really really devastated. I dont know how to react... i just sat in my room and wept and wept. The void has became more apparent... I felt something was wrong ever since my little Odie passed away april 2009.

My mom and sis rushed back to Alor Setar to pay my uncle their last respect and I took the duty to look after my dad which was already quite weak. He could not sleep at night as his chest was really uncomfortable. So at times I stayed up all night accompanying him. While he fell asleep I quietly sat at the corner of the room just looking at him hoping to see him as much as I can, not missing a moment. The new year came... no celebration or whatsoever. I didnt have the mood nor the interest... all I want was to sit by my dad and talk to him. My mom and sis came back 1 week later. Then it was time to take my dad for a follow up check up to see when we can start chemotherapy. It was on the 15th of Jan that we went to University Malaya Medical Center hoping to see the famous Oncologist. But just as we wanted to start the week after my father couldnt wait any longer. He passed away peacefully on the 21st January at 3.09am... My pillar of strength was gone just like that. For a moment I could not accept it. I was in disarray. I lost my direction and I lost my motivation. It was the darkest moment of my life. My void in my heart has gotten bigger. I lost hope... But thank god for my mom sis and my aunts. We stood by each other and I was now the man of the house. My dad was 63. (click here)

February was a a solemn one. No Chinese New Year for the first time in my life and for the first time. Both in Ipoh and Alor Setar. Was the gloomiest month as the after effect hit me. Was putting on a fake happy face during my office celebration. My heart wasnt there. But I told myself that my father wouldnt want me to look like this.

March was starting to calm down and it was still very solemn. Nothing much happened. My dad's cover stone for his urn was completed. Carrying his urn from the casket shop to his final resting place was heart wrenching. Putting him in and putting his favourite stuffs was even more worse. I have to be strong for my mom and sis. We stood there with tears dropping by our cheeks. It was the last time I held him. The cold and motionless urn... During this month we also started to pack up my dad's things and the emptiness of the house if felt. No one was smiling. No one was as chatty as we used to. Somehow it felt empty... This was the month I was admitted to hospital as I suffered anxiety attack. Suddenly I was breathless. I first thought it was a heart attack coz my heart was pumping so hard I thought it was gonna burst! This is because I drowned myself with work. Perhaps it was caused by worry, not enough sleep and depression. This was the month a tribute ending for my dad was made in my cartoon This Town. This is why I care for my friends so much.

April was my dad's 100th day. We tried to cheer each other up and we are slowly accepting the fact and grasping reality. Now its my grandma's turn to fall ill. She was basically in and out of hospital during this month. This is because her body has stop producing blood and her sodium is constantly dropping. But it was alright.

During May, we received another sad news. My grand uncle, grandma's youngest brother has gotten very critical due to his lung cancer too. And finally he lost his battle too. He was such a caring man. Always there when we needed help whenever we are in Ipoh and now he is gone. He was 72. This time we tried to console my grandma as she is very close to him. I can practically see my grandma's health deteriorated. Two of the men that is always there to help her has gone, losing to the same cause. This is the first time I saw my grandma wept. She didnt wanted to talk to anyone. She just lay there and wept. It was so sad to see my weaken grandma so sad. I know there was nothing much we can do but to console her and let her know we are all there for her. My gf on the other had tried to cheer me up by bringing me to Redang. It was a getaway to take my mind of things. A time off as I was constantly running around since my dad's passing.(click here)

June was my gf's birthday. Celebration was low key. Didnt have the mood to celebrate anything. But I took her to have a nice meal.

July was the month we started to try taking our minds off by preparing my sis's wedding. Went for food testing. Arranging for the door gifts and started printing the invitation cards and list. I was trying to keep my mind occupied with work and work and work. Middle of the month was some relief for me. Got a last minute media invitation to cover the Sarawak Rain Forest Festival. Spend 5 days there covering the event and it was all sponsored. It was a great event. Then came the end of the month. Went to Bangkok for a 3 days 2 nite to celebrate my friends bachelor nite. Drank and drank like a mad fella. (click here)

August, was a slightly exciting month. First was my friends wedding. That was one crazy week as we are all thick in the preparation of the wedding. Then came the wedding. Awesome stuff. Right after my friends wedding, I was then preparing for my sisters wedding. It was the final preparation. My family was all excited and suddenly there was a buzz again. My grandma has gotten weaker but she was equally excited. But one thing that was a beat down was my colleague that has just joined my division decided to resign. I was back alone again in my department.

September was the month my sister gotten married. The house needed the rush. My house was practically swamped by relatives and friends. Never have I saw so many people at my house. Madness. Then now my sis is married. Suddenly the house felt even more empty as now my sis has moved in with my brother in law. It was a mixed feeling as I was happy and sad at the same time. Happy that my sis got married but sad coz the house is more empty and my grandma's condition gotten even worse. This month was my dad's birthday.

October was the hospital month. My grandma was admitted into hospital. She was now very ill. After checked ups and check ups the doctor said that my grandma has gotten a pelvic cancer and liver cancer. Her kidney was failing and her organs was slowly shutting down one by one. Its so sad to see her lying there like that. She is basically skin and bones and the doctor cant do anything for her coz of the age and her condition. We spend most of the nights after work in the hospital accompanying my grandma. Talking to her and encouraging her. As the days goes by she was like a tree nearing the end of autumn. Each day the leaves slowly wither one by one till the tree was empty. On the final week of the month her condition gotten critical. She was still fighting on and not giving up. But on the 31st of October at 2.10 am... she lost the battle. She was 83. (click here)

We start off November with my Grandma's funeral. We brought her home to Ipoh for the funeral and also where she was buried. When we got back to KL, the house felt so hollow. There wasnt anyone there anymore. So quiet and lonely. We tried to cheer each other up but the fact that we were facing so many passing ons has took the toll on us. It was a very hard thing to grasp. Just so devastating and so empty. End of the month decided to do some charity with my sis and got ourselves involved in a charity treasure hunt. Fun stuff.

December was slightly picking up. Joined a business network and met a few great peoples. And my gf and uni friends took me out for dinner to subtlely celebrate my birthday where I told them I wont celebrate my birthday again as it brings too much memory of my dad. Christmas was really meaningful this year as we celebrated it with my family. This was to cheer ourselves up for the crazy year. New years eve was a slightly more modest yet meaningful celebration. There was no party nor jumping around. Just a nice steamboat with great companies such as my uni mates and gf then adjourned to a game of monopoly to usher the new year. ...

So 2010 was a year that have so many downs and ups and I have to say this was the year I grew up...

When are we going to learn?

2010-12-20T14:16:00.002+08:00

We always ask people to change, we always ask people to do good and we always ask people to improve but end of the day....

have we change?

Change always starts from within... change yourself then you can change the world... in time of darkness, men usually looks for the light but why cant we be the light for others... and in return hoping that they will spread the light to others. If everyone passes and share the light sooner or later the world will be bright again...

I dedicate this video clip for those who wants change!

KL INTERNATIONAL MOTORSHOW 2010

2010-12-17T10:29:00.012+08:00

Been kinda bz with so many things lately that I have no time and inspiration to even write a simple blog. So happens my hands itch and I clicked on my blog and noticed that it was kinda outdated so I decided to take this few minutes to write about the recent KL INTERNATIONAL MOTORSHOW 2010.

Ok! lets see where to start. When I first read about this event I was really excited! why? coz Bumblebee and the Tumbler has made their way to KL! I was like wow! really? gawd damn! shieat! wahlao! Damn! i really gotta go! I was really impressed with the last KLIM. The exhibition was fantastic and I was really entertained.

So the expectation was very much higher coz this year they kept on highlighting on Bumblebee and Batman!

then.......

I went. The place was crowded. My first impression was wow not bad eh, alot of people. Walked around looking at cars and girls. But my main purpose was to see the Tumbler! (Tumbler is the Batmobile in Dark Knight la u fool!)

So the first "big" thing that I came across was the Proton booth, or more like Hall. For me personally, its felt like a fake propaganda to please the visitors. They showcase the Lotus cars and a few of their concept cars which clearly looks like a rip off from our Japanese counterpart. My friend asked me, "I really wonder which part is a Malaysian design" I told them, the name and the logo. Then after thinking a while I took back my words coz the logo was a modified version of Thundercats!

Ok so that was the first letdown.

Then as I walk along it was ok nothing much. There wasnt anything spectacular compared to the previous ones. Then came Bumblebee. It is again, clearly not life size. How I noticed? there was the concept Camaro at the Chevrolet booth and if you noticed the lights on the Bumblebee body is so much smaller compared to the car! But it was ok! some pvc and plastic but it looks kinda realistic! maybe he should do some pose so it might look livelier...

Then as I walked along I noticed there was lack of alot of things compared to the previous KLIM. There wasnt any sections for bikes, there was only one... Vespa! but what ever happened to Modenas? Harley Davidson? Kawasaki? Yamaha? only Vespa?

Then there wasnt a section for audio systems! My friend from Alpine said that the rental was too expensive so they didnt participate. I see....

Then as I walked into Hall C or 3 it was the Tumbler's hall. I was so excited! finally get to see a life size monster of a machine that ripped our silver screen creating a lasting impression!

Was really looking forward to see this monster! was looking around and I was curious where was it! Then I saw the corner where they decorated with some cheap looking decoration with some Batman figurines and posters. My eyes locked on that direction hoping to see some black machine empowering the crowd.

But as i got closer..... and closer and closer.... I saw.... this piece of crap!

A cardboard car that is one of the biggest and i mean BIGGEST RIPOFF!!! I am already disappointed with the show and they top off my disappointment with this shieat! I mean they have the cheek to actually ask ppl to line up to take photo... no one did. And they put a "cardboard" Batman there to accompany the "Cardboard" car! damn at least put a real batman running around also not so bad!

Utter disappointment. There was a few things that I found out that kinda irritates me too.

1. Too many kids running around. They should limit to children above 12 yrs. Why? coz the place is crowded and kids might get lost or worse! stepped on.

2. Dress code. Coz too many people dress up like they are going to market or mamak stall. Have a proper dress code will make the event more exclusive and not so low class...

This whole event feels more like a carnival more than a motorshow. They might as well have a corner with those blow up castles so that our kids can run and jump. And on the other corner someone selling fried chicken and keropok lekor so we can eat and walk while we touch the cars with our oily hands and kids can dirty the back seat of the new Nissan Livina.

One thing i wont mind is some kid to spill some soft drink on the cardboard Tumbler! so it will soften down and melt away!!!

But end of the day I guess the organiser's main agenda is to gather as much profit as possible from this event.

Really disappointed for a so called "exclusive" event that only comes once every 4 years...

Movie Marathon

2010-12-14T11:09:00.005+08:00

Went beserk last week and went on a Rambo marathon. I watch part 1 till the lastest one part 4.

Well I actually enjoy it and its not all ganas as i remembered. Best of all he potrays a normal man trained to be an elite killing machine. Thats all. Not like those Jean Claude or Arnie's earlier movies where they cant die or get hurt, instead Rambo seems like a normal dude that faces the same problems as us. Just that he can launch a one man war. With a detailed planning and proper tactics and of course... shear killer instinct!

Now I remember why I always enjoy this franchise...

Then I went overboard. I went to watch a movie where I vowed never to watch... Piranha 3D... but i saw the 2D version la.

Full of gore and predictable story and of course plenty of nudity! weird movie but I just cant stop watching it! hahaha. I guess its boobs, blood and fish fest!

What a weird weekend...

Transformers 3 ; The Dark Side of the Moon trailer

2010-12-10T11:02:00.002+08:00

This looks impressive for the moment... can't wait!

This Town Episode 5 Is Out

2010-11-29T17:17:00.002+08:00

Like cartoons like South Park and Family Guy? Love hot babes, animated fight sequences and a unique brand of humor? Well wait no more cuz the latest episode of This Town entitled Girls Night Out is, no pun intended, out... Tehehehe. Knock it off.

You can watch it at this link:

PRETENDING TO BE FRIENDS

2010-11-22T17:24:00.002+08:00

So who is your true friends? There was a saying that a friend is someone who walks in when everyone walks out. How true is that saying? Sometimes those that walks in, could they be the ones taking advantage when you are most vulnerable? who knows eh?

What I am trying to say is that sometimes do you notice some people who have like 1000 over "friends" in their facebook but when it comes to the real world they dont have any? Do you realise that they are the ones that love to brag and bitch on twitter or facebook but actually they are talking to themselves?

Some of this people actually constantly claims that they know alot of people but when you ask them they cant even get one person to help. So why do you need this kind of friends for? Just to make up the numbers? To show to the world that you have "friends"? Weird rite?

There are some that took things for granted. Have you came across those that you helped at first out of sincerity and after helping a while they indirectly took advantage of the situation? Instead when you stop helping them, they ask stupidly "how about me?". Some even dont appreciate what true friends are for and ended up far apart.

Some expect you to take the initiative and when you dont they just let it drift. Some add you in Facebook or twitter or Friendster or Messengers and never once they message or talk to you expecting you to make the first move. Then why add me? again... to fill up the numbers? Or you needed that extra 1 person to make your 899 friends to 900?

Have you also come across friends that claims that they are good friends to you but still count every single cents or every favour, but instead they embrace what you do for them and never once offer to pay back or return a favour.

Dont you think this kind of free loaders should be your friends? Sometimes this "friends" are best let go.

DARKSIDERS - review

2010-11-09T22:31:00.008+08:00

Finally I played the game. I remember writing how much I wanted to play this a year ago here. Now finally finally i played it! As of now I have not finish the game yet but so far I am stuck to it!

I have to say the game is freaking awesome! The gameplay is not that hard as the fight scene is basically hack and slash all the way. The normal minions are easy to kill only the hard part is to figure out how to kill the boss. There are many tactics to kill each bosses but I am not gonna reveal it here! Dont want to spoil the fun of your gameplay!

The storyline is awesome as it keeps you engaged all the way. The graphics is awesome even though my pc is not exactly top specs but its all good. It is also easy to move around and not like Final Fantasy where you can easily get lost! The indicators and the map is clear. The command flow is also very clear and easily understandable!

There is also this special kill icon which let you kill the enemy in a rather gory yet cool slow mo way! see the game play video below to get what I mean!

The down side of it is that I need to adjust my mouse sensitivity to low as once I move my mouse abit it moves around too much. When too many enemy comes to you, there is a focus button but it is not user friendly coz basically how do you focus on one when so many are there! When carrying one item it is hard to target and throw at enemy... or maybe I still have not got the skills yet! hehe

That is so far the down side. Back to the up side... the soundtrack is awesome too. It adds to the grandeur of the whole gameplay.

All in all I find it really interesting playing this game! and now I heard they are planning to make part 2 somewhere in 2013. Now lemme finish up this one first...

Seong Kee Yong Tau Foo and Nasi Lemak Bungkus

2010-11-09T22:20:00.002+08:00

Hunting for nice fresh yong tau foo around PJ Old Town area? then this is the place to come. This place is usually packed during dinner time as it is located in a Food Court. I will usually go 'makan' with my significant other and usually we will order pretty much the same thing. read more here

Looking for cheap nasi lemak bungkus near Genting Klang? read here

RIP GRANDMA - a zap from reality

2010-11-01T16:19:00.004+08:00

First of all this article is not talking about someone called reality that is giving me a brush! Its about getting brushed from reality. The past one year or less has been a roller coaster ride for me. So many ups and downs and turning upside down.

Sometimes I just dont believe it. I am like being awake yet I am living in a dream. I cant believe that the things that I have and the people I know as far as I can remember are suddenly gone. The people that I love and hold so dear and the ones that I see everyday almost everyday since I was born is suddenly gone.

On Sunday 2.03am my grandma passed away peacefully after fighting a really tough and rough battle with pelvic and liver cancer for more than a year. She was 82 years old.

At this morning at 2am, 24 hours after her passing. I was sitting next to my grandma's casket. I was staring blankly at her photo. I was looking at her smiley face and reality suddenly came zapping in. I realised that I can no longer see her smile anymore. The grandma that was always there for me is not there anymore.

She was one lady that is so well respected by all. Why? coz she had a heart of gold and she really defines "service with a smile". Even her name is called One Smile in mandarin.

My grandma is a petite lady. Standing only 5 foot 3 inch. But she has a heart bigger than anyone else. She is always very generous and very helpful. And one very very strong willed person. She is one person that doesnt shrug off when people ask for help. She is always the person people go to when they want advice. lets just say she is one intelligent lady. She always stress to us to study and be a good person. Always advice us not to treat others badly. Before she was ill, never once people that visited her left hungry. She will make sure you get a good meal before you leave. She is one helluva cook! My size and the size of my family members explains it all. She will make sure you are at fully comfortable when you visit her. In a simpler word is that she makes sure everyone around her is comfortable.

But now I feel so so empty. I miss her advices and her smile. and how she make sure I am comfortable when I am with her. Now I feel as if my guts and my heart has been rip out from my body. Time will heal but I know I wont be the same person like I was anymore.

My only salvation now is my family and loved ones and knowing that all the person I've lost is now free of pain and in a better and more peaceful place.

AH MA... REST IN PEACE
I will always love you and miss you...

RELIVING OLD MEMORIES pt1

2010-10-29T17:39:00.003+08:00

Was just strolling through memory lane and suddenly I started to recall several things that I used to love watching on TV. Well, then we dont have internet or hand phones so the only thing closest to free entertainment is TV!! yeah! it was also then we only have 4 channels! TV1, TV2, TV3 and MetroVision!

During this time I would sit down with my family enjoying this game shows! good times, good times!

First off was LINGO! remember? Well I couldnt find the Malaysian one where it was aired on TV2 everyday at 7.30! ahha and hosted by Gary Thanesan

Since we dont have computer at home I find this BIG COMPUTER really amazing in A Million Dollar Chance of a Lifetime!

then this was the thing that spark my drawing skills, Win, Lose or Draw!

There was a time we will make sure we remember where the aisle that has what! just incase we join Supermarket Sweep!

Then there was Fun House!

Then the grand daddy of it all.... Pat Sajak and Vanna White in... Wheel... Of.... Fortune!

ahhh how all this brings back memories!

watch out for pt. 2!

PRAWN MEE @ KAM HEONG RESTAURANT, PJ STATE

2010-10-23T09:46:00.004+08:00

I've been eating at this place for god know how long ago. And this place is famous for their prawn mee! This is non other that Kam Heong Coffee shop prawn mee. Just ask anyone from PJ south area and ask them about PJ state prawn mee and they will say yea they know.

I got a friend, Joe, he said when he was young, their family will go to this place almost every weekend! why? coz the Prawn Mee is just too gooooood. Till that day I went there and there he was! eating with his wife! Its that good! read more here. <<

LIFE - by Rocky Balboa

2010-10-23T09:04:00.001+08:00

I always think that this line is one of the best line to live by.....

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life." -Rocky Balboa-

An Ocean Tale

2010-10-21T15:37:00.002+08:00

Dedicated to all those who use.

Jika anda mengesnorkel di laut dan find yourself melihat sesuatu penyu berenang pada top speed di kejar oleh seekor anjing laut lebih dikenali sebagai leopard seal, anda perlu melihat ke dalam diri sendiri anda dan mengefigure kenapa si anjing laut yang lebih dikenali sebagai leopard seal ini mengejar penyu?

Mungkin si penyu in mengambil 20 kilogram rumput laut lebih dikenali sebagai sea weed daripada si anjing laut yang lebih dikenali sebagai leopard seal ini dan tidak membayar balik hutang yang dia owe. Hutang si penyu bukanla dalam wang kerana apalah si anjing laut ini akan guna dengan wang. Mungkin bayaran itu adalah dalam ikan kerana seperti kita semua tahu, anjing laut memang suka makan ikan dan ikan sahaja.

Dan daripada kedarknessan laut, munculnya sesuatu ikan jerung yang lebih dikenali sebagai Great White Shark kerana macam semua Mat Salleh mengangap diri sendiri mereka sebagai "Great" ikan jerung ini yang juga berkulit putih, telah follow in their footsteps dan menganggap dirinya sebagai "Great" kerana dia mendengar terlalu banyak radio conservative America yang disiarkan oleh sonar ikan-ikan paus sperma atau Sperm Whale (kita semua tahu apa ikan paus macam ini buat dalam masa lapang mereka). Oleh kerana penyu dan anjing laut adalah makluk air yang muncul dalam menu ikan jerung ini, dia mengejar dua haiwan ini.

Tapi bila push comes to shove, penyu dan anjing laut gang up dan memangil kawan mereka ikan lumba-lumba atau lebih dikenali sebagai dolphin rempit kerana suka lumba lumba. Ikan dolphin ini ditengah mendengar lagu Smashing Pumpkins atau Menghancur Labu yang dititle Bullet With Butterfly Wings atau Peluru dengan Kepak Rama-Rama. Kita semua tahu bahawa Rama-Rama dan Kupu-Kupu sebenarnya orang India yang bernama Ramasamy dan Kupusamy.

Pasukan Khas SWAT Dolphin ini datang dengan secepat mungkin dan menguna kuasa sonar mengejar ikan jerung itu daripada kawasan ini dan mereka join si penyu dan si angjing laut untuk "smoke up" menguna sea weed while mendengar lagu-lagu Bob Marley temasuk Tak Ada Perempuan Tak Menangis, Askar-Askar Kerbau, Mungkin Ini Cinta dan lebih-lebih lagi. Itulah kisah Laut ini.

Why Superman Returns Sucked

2010-10-21T15:27:00.003+08:00

To all those who feel that the 2006 Bryan Singer Superman movie was good... Here's what I've got to say... It's not. For a very simple reason. There was no supervillain. Every superhero movie needs a supervillain. Iron Man 2 had Whiplash, Spiderman had the Goblin and Tentacle Man (straight out of a Japanese hentai movie) and The Dark Knight had the Joker. What did Superman fight at the end of Superman returns? A giant rock. A giant kryptonite rock. You know what I would do if I was faced with a giant rock that could kill me... MOVE! And for those of you who said well the bad guy was Lexington Steele Luthor... He doesn't count! He ain't a supervillain. He's a real estate agent. Now I have a really funny line about real estate agents being slave owners, but I don't think this blog is the correct forum for that kind of vile humor.

Facebook... A Study

2010-10-19T13:29:00.003+08:00

I read in a recent study done by some people who study things (always amazes me that ppl study in a university, leave and spend their lives studying things) that Malaysians have the most number of friends on Facebook. Before you "Bookers" start patting yourselves on the back, a little info first. Japanese people have on average 29 friends, Norwegians a little more. Malaysians... In the hundreds. You know why? Cuz the Japanese and Norwegians are private people. When you see their friend list, those are their "REAL FRIENDS". Not classmates, colleagues, acquaintances, massage therapists, hookers, blah blah. FRIENDS. Malaysians on the other hand will accept anyones request to be friends. And hence the numbers. Look. Your colleagues are for the most part not your friends. Not every person you work with is your friend. Sometime soon when a promotion is due, that person will stab you in the back and the front to get that job. Your friendship and the fact you are facebook buddies will mean... (I'm gonna steal a line from the song WAR)... absolutely nothing nothing nothing nothing WAR! What are you good for? Absolutely nothing.

And here's another loser mentality about having 200 friends based on the following conversation:

NP: Hello. What you up to?
FBP: Oh nothing. Just staying in tonight.
NP: But its Friday. Why are you staying in?
FBP: Well I really wanna go out and stuff but I don't have anyone to go out with.
NP: Wait a second. You have 1000 friends on facebook.
FBP: Yeah, but those are like online friends. I dont know any of them.
NP: You don't know any of them? Bitch, have you lost your mind! You post shit all the time on Facebook. Where you are, who you're with (if you can manage to find someone who'll spend time with you), what you're doing!
FBP: So?
NP: So!!! SO!!!! Listen here you stupid heffer, if you have simply added people to your facebook page, chances are you have a serial killer, rapist or stalker that's looking at your page everyday. And now you're telling this person where you are and what you're doing!
FBP: Wait someone just rang the doorbell. It's midnight.
NP: There you go.
FBP: I'm fucked aren't I?
NP: Looks like I'll be seeing you in the obituary.

SO WHAT IF YOU ARE THE SO CALLED IT GUY??!!

2010-10-16T01:44:00.009+08:00

Have you met anyone that always thinks they are THE ONE? That everything they do is golden? I do! and its been getting on my fucking nerves lately!

I usually will blog about a certain topic that I felt reaches my boiling point! But this article is the second time it reaches the boiling point! You can read the first article here << In the space of one month I have reached a boiling point! Recently I again heard and personally felt this stupid phenomenon that I call SELF ACCLAIMED TOP FUCK! This fuckweeds thinks that what ever they do or say is special. Oh wow! For example this fucktards will do something and got some fame and they think they are some super god given talent where people will bow to them and pray to them as if they are some fucking hero!

Reality check!

in the words of my GF... "SO WHAT?!! YOU STILL HAVE TO DIE IN THE END!!"

This also happens when sometimes they will organise something and then when people tend to ignore them or so happened to have something more important that crop up suddenly. They throw a bitch fit and start to rant and bitch like some kind of fucking spoiled brat! OOOH i am gonna black list them! I am gonna make sure they pay for it! This is just a fucking cover up for the fucking "FACE" they lost. Dun give face la, no respect la bla bla bla yada yada yada and the list goes on and on. This is when they suddenly realised that they are not the be all know all being. I would like to say a very fucking congratulations! you are so self absorb with fame and "respect" or more like people sucking your dick that when something doesn't go your way you bitch all day long. Why? Ego bruised is it? HARDY HAR HAR!

There also also some that thinks when they say something people will listen and follow. But when suddenly people doesnt listen then they will panic and out of no where start verbally attacking the personal issues! This is not right. So unmanly! If you are smart enough or have the BALLS you ask the person to come upfront and confront them personally instead of bitching about them behind! This kind of ALPHA dominant fucktards will always want to be in control of the situation. They love it when people listen to them or follow what ever they do. This just gets on my fucking nerves! That is why I will usually avoid this asswipes and chill with my fellow CIVILIZED friends. Where we try to understand and find out what is the true situation then only make our assumption. Instead of bitching and ranting all day long and put them into the "Black List" woooooo... so scary la coz I am not in their list anymore... har har *sarcasm*

OVER AND OUT!

THE OTHER GUYS movie review

2010-10-15T10:55:00.012+08:00

OK here is the review for The Other Guys as promised from my previous article where you can read here <<. I have to say the movie is actually quite entertaining and I have to say that this is one of Will Farrell's better movies. His chemistry with Mark Wahlberg is actually quite good. I was hoping that Will Farrell dont overkill the jokes but instead I felt Mark Wahlberg overdid his acting a little bit. The show is genuinely funny. Not slap stick not dark humor just funny. Its all plays on emotion and just good acting. I felt that the flow of the movie was slightly and i mean slightly slow for a comedy but its all good. There are very memorable moments like the Tuna story, the humming with the smile and the explosion part. Actually this is the first time Marky mark Wahlberg act in a comedy.

The aura of Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Samuel L Jackson was very good and even though it was abit overdone as in their arrogant style but its still damn funny. There is a slight twist that I really did not anticipate and somehow caught me aback. Felt abit like Ben Affleck's character in Smokin Aces. (not revealing... go watch it yourself and you will know)

Eva Mendes's role as Will Farrell's wife is the classic Eva Mendes style with abit of a geeky sex maniac in it. Interesting.....

And its been a long time since I saw Micheal "once upon a time was Batman" Keaton act. His character is also an interesting one. In this movie he too live a double life! Well police captain during the day and Electrical Store manager during the night. Why? in his words "Just to earn enough money to send his bisexual son to college". And he constantly quotes TLC's songs.

My verdict? Its a very nice flowing comedy. I read in one article that the reason jokes sounds original is because it is not in the script and the one liners are mostly improvised on scene. Director Adam McKay basically took one shot with the original script and few others with self improvised lines from the actors. No wonder...

Overall I gave 8/10! One hell of a funny movie that is a must watch!

Lastly I would like to thank Advertlets and Sony Pictures for the movie preview.

"OW, my ears! How do you walk away from an explosion without it hurting your ears, man? I call BS on that! This is like watching Star Wars, where Luke uses the Force and escapes the Death Star without a problem, completely unrealistic!" Allen Gamble (Will Farrell)

"Don't insult Star Wars, man! That's the Holy Grail of sci-fi! " Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg)

MACHETE - ULTIMATE B GRADED MOVIE!

2010-10-11T12:35:00.011+08:00

Just saw Machete last nite. Well supposed to sleep at 12am but the temptation of watching was too strong so I took the plunge! End of the nite I was happy with the movie!

Cant say much about the story. Its made in the view of a B graded movie. It started as a fake trailer in Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse. But because the trailer had such a good response in youtube Rodriguez decided to make a full feature movie out of it. For a so called B-Graded movie it consist alot of stars namely Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Michele Rodriguez, Steven Seagal and Nash Bridges duo Don Johnson and Cheech Marin.

This is the first time Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan go nude! unbelievable movie I have to say! Killer punchlines and super hardcore b-graded gore! I have to say Michele Rodriguez looks freaking hot in this movie! she looks hotter and hotter each time she appears in a new movie!

Cheech Marin's character was funny also! A mob killing priest!

I would say this is an awesome cult like movie. I know I am now one of the members! ahhaha "For the Network!" If you love Grindhouse then you will definitely love this! Its a must watch! Forget the story line and just enjoy fun filled B graded movie!!

Enjoy one of the many trailers!

"God have mercy.... I don't" -Padre Benicio Del Toro-

ELEVATORS

2010-10-08T13:39:00.003+08:00

Junsern hit a nerve with his post on elevators. The one floor thing... My God... I actually feel like killing these people dead. One floor! You dick! WALK!!!! And it gets worse... If you are taking the elevator ONE FLOOR DOWN!!! What are you... Stupid, Simple or Just Plain Retarded? You know what I do, if I am alone in the elevator and I see someone rushing towards me, I do the constantine thing... i press and hold the close button. Cuz the last thing i need is to have waited 20 seconds in the elevator only to open the door again and have some simple minded motherfucker take the damn lift one floor up. Next time you're in an elevator with some assholes... fart. Just fart. They gave you shit, now you give it back to them. They'll be forced to smell your hatred and contempt for them in weaponized aerosol form. There is a song by Kid Rock for all these people - Fist Of Rage. Being beaten in an enclosed space. I also hate fucking parents who let their retarded troglodyte hellspawn touch every button in the lift and when you enter you got to sit through the door opening on every floor. If that's done to you, just take the stairs and don't sit inside like a fucking retard with the doors opening on each floor and you looking like a stuffed animal on display to every single person that looks at you. Like Shaggy said Mr. Bombastic, Really Gonna Spastic, Touch Me on The Butt cuz It's Romantic, My **** is made of plastic, touch me on the butt and i'll go ro-ro-ro-mantic.

ps - I just got a text asking if makhluk ghaib exist... Yeah. Look for these assholes in the elevator.

Rhasta Signing Off!

WTF IS BLOGWALKING?

2010-10-08T11:22:00.005+08:00

What the hell is blog walking? and what the hell is visit my site back yea? I am really annoyed when some fucked up retards come to my "blog" just to walk pass it. If your intentions is just to "walk" by and hoping that I "walk" by yours too then i would like to say.......

F off!

And check this out... trying to "say" nice things to coax me to visit your up selling site? Get the hell out!!!

annoying!!! haha I am pretty sure they wont read this and they will still say my blog is nice and informative! hehe

FOOD GALORE!

2010-10-07T15:55:00.003+08:00

Suddenly I have the urge to finish up and post all my long pending food blog.... CLICK BELOW TO GET HUNGRY

FOOD!!!

The Other Guys Preview Screening by Sony Pictures and Advertlets

2010-10-06T13:43:00.003+08:00

Being the top dogs sometimes has its ups and sometimes has its downs. But for me, I never like to side the top dogs but more of the underdogs. Why? coz by helping the underdogs to win or triumph just has more satisfaction. It gives hope and it inspires other underdogs to dare to stand up and believe... and one advantage about being the "other guys" rather than the "Guys" is that it is lesser pressure! You are not confined to maintaining image or standard that other "people" expect of you. You have the freedom of being creative and the freedom to move around or do anything without being judged! Being the other guys also has the element of surprise. No one expects anything, no one knows you and suddenly VIOLA! you come out guns blazing shocking the world!

So sometimes its just nice to take the back seat and let others take the limelight while you quietly learn from their mistakes and improve yourselves... wuahaha sinister...

Anyway lets talk about the movie, this movie stars "the most electrifying man in sports entertainment" The Rock (to you newbies he is now known as Dwayne Johnson), "I will kick you and shoot you after" Samuel L Jackson, "the elf that drove in talladega" Will Farrell, Marky Mark Wahlberg and the gorgeous Eva Mendes. Pretty interesting cast. Really want to see how Will Farrell stand up with this fellas. Here is the synopsis

Synopsis

NYPD Detectives Christopher Danson and P.K. Highsmith (Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson) are the baddest and most beloved cops in New York City. They don’t get tattoos – other men get tattoos of them. Two desks over and one back, sit Detectives Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) and Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg). You’ve seen them in the background of photos of Danson and Highsmith, out of focus and eyes closed. They’re not heroes – they’re “the Other Guys.”

But every cop has his or her day and soon Gamble and Hoitz stumble into a seemingly innocuous case no other detective wants to touch that could turn into New York City’s biggest crime. It’s the opportunity of their lives, but do these guys have the right stuff?

Columbia Pictures’ ensemble action comedy The Other Guys stars Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton, Steve Coogan, Ray Stevenson, with Samuel L. Jackson and Dwayne Johnson. Directed by Adam McKay and written by Adam McKay & Chris Henchy, the producers are Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Jimmy Miller, and Patrick Crowley.

If you are interested to know more about the preview screening by Advertlets click here <----

TAKE THE EFFING STAIRS!

2010-10-05T14:44:00.006+08:00

I just came back from lunch and this one thing has been getting on my nerves for a really long time. I am rushing back to my office which is the last floor on the top and I have to deal with all this lazy ass people that comes in just to go up or down ONE fucking floor. ONE floor! You dont look sick, you dont look crippled or you dont look old... take the fucking stairs!

Not like you need to walk up 10 stories! Coz i know it takes me 30 seconds to get to my 15 floor from ground floor but bcoz of this heroes I will waste 3-4 minutes of my time, depending on how many dimweeds are in the lift! (sounds like a time freak hehe) But its true, and worse of all they take their own sweet time walking in and walking out. Some is even worse, they start to look at their watch, documents etc etc and when the door opens they still read and with that startled look and the startled jerk, they look up and see if it is their floor. ITS JUST ONE FLOOR of course its your floor! How long do you think the lift will take to go up ONE FLOOR??!!! TAKE THE FUCKING STAIRS la so u got more time to read or fiddle with you watch or documents! There was once i saw a young lady, looks physically fit and she is not carrying anything, walking also looks normal but she have to take the lift up one floor! this really amazes me!! not like i am asking you to walk up 10 thousand flight of stairs!

One more thing that irritates me is when you are waiting at the lift, the button has already been pressed, lights is on, indicator arrow lights is also lit up that the lift is 1-2 floors away, this fucking hero comes and press the up button again... and again... and again. Perhaps he played too much FB games where u have to click as much as possible so that your thing will go faster! IT DOESN'T WORK ON LIFTS! Worse one is those who is rushing, the one that presses the button continuously *tap,tap,tap,tap,tap* in a furious manner. Wont work la, spoil the button only. Perhaps we should design a lift based on ppl on the hurry. Maybe this way we can be healthier.

Did you come across those that was chatting away while waiting for the lift and when the lift comes they still chat and ask questions. Kept the door open for a while and ask questions and trying to talk while the door is closing. and when the door is closing they speak louder and louder! then WHAM, they mumble to themselves something. Why dont you finish your CHAT then only click for the lift la! waste my time only listening you ask weird questions on where is this fella la or what does this do... and one more is when this two dimweeds met in the lift and started chatting and one goes out and the other in the lift stops the door to... finish their conversation! GET OUT OF THE LIFT and talk first la! dun hog the lift can or not?!

So... please be a responsible lift user!! please!

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.” -Sam Levenson

NO BRAINER

2010-09-24T17:13:00.002+08:00

Sometimes people just dont know how to shut up! They just do not know when is it to shut the fuck up!

It seems amusing to degrade people or perhaps complain about every single god damn fucking thing! I would say that if you have nothing nice to say... dont say a fucking thing at all. Your two cents worth of fucked up crap does not amuse people nor generate any attention! Perhaps its in degrading people that they feel empowered!

Making fun of even the most obscure things like their shoe laces or the way their mouth opens when they speak. Its just so irritating! listening to their no brainer complains and bitchin'. Just feel like going up to them and say....

SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE!!

Met anyone like that before?

21

2010-09-21T01:28:00.005+08:00

It was just one year ago we celebrated your birthday, and now we cant. I still miss your laughter, I still miss your jokes and most of all I miss your presence. I could still imagine your voice, your ever calming voice. You are always my sanctuary and my tower of security... and now I have none... my heart still aches everytime i think of you... but each day thinking of you makes me wanna grow stronger and at least be half the man you are for I know I can never be fully like you are... I miss you and I love you..... happy birthday pops.....

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole movie review

2010-09-21T00:21:00.006+08:00

As promised from the previous article, I am back with more stories about this movie... or more like a review. So, here goes...

Basically I was browsing through on who is the voice over talents for this flick. Then I saw a few name that stood out; Hugo Weaving, David Wenham, Geoffrey Rush, Helen Mirren and of course Zack Snyder. The first thing that came into my mind was HOLY SHIEAT! Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Queen and 300 all mix together! Quite the all star cast!

So let me start with the good; The animation and graphics were fantastic! They really made the owls looks like the wise and mystical creatures that they are, the basis of the story is good. Never have I watch a movie about owls before. Only time we see owls is in horror movies or some mystical movie. This one brings a whole new perspective and its quite refreshing. The final battle was ok, can see alot of Zack Snyder's touch in it. ala 300.

Now the not so good part; something was missing in this flick. The studio did not bring the magic of Happy Feet to this one. I just felt that it was rushed. The transition of story between the chapters wasnt told very thoroughly. There wasn't really a climax to the show, it somehow didnt hit my emotional button. *SPOILER ALERT* Example, I felt that the character of Grimble wasnt really told properly. When he tried to save Soren and Gylfie and dies after, I just dont feel sorry for him. I was like... "oh ok...". The part when they escaped St Aegolius Academy and were flying to Ga'Hoole was too short to feel their struggle. Side characters was not develop enough, therefore there wasnt any emotional attachment to them.

But overall I will give it 7 out of 10. This is for the effort put in the animation and the graphics. Several good jokes. I would say watch it in 3D to enjoy the graphics. Kids will love it! I enjoyed it but just didnt hit my emotional button.

Anyway thanks Advertlets for the preview!

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole Movie Screening by Advertlets & Warner Bros.

2010-09-20T12:33:00.009+08:00

Went through a motivational training few months back with all the sales dept of my company and I have to say its was great. Went thru alot of funky games and team events which really really helped us open our eyes to countless possibilities. But one thing that is really interesting is this personality test I took. Basically it was split into several columns A, B, C and D. Each column its filled with many distinctive characteristics for us to tick. After finish ticking we are told to total up at the end of each column.

So after all the ticking and laughing, all of us are given another piece of paper. On the paper there are 4 different types of bird. Column A which is represented by Pigeons, Column B which is represented by the Eagle, Column C the PERFECT aka Melancholics where its represented by the OWL and Column D by the Swan.

My results came out and I am an OWL person. Then I was thinking... am I? a Melancholics? was kinda surprised coz we were told to move into groups of the results. It felt really weird coz I was sitting with all the bosses! and I look across the hall and instantly I can recognise which group are which. The ones with the most noise were the pigeons and the quiet and cool looking are the eagles and the obedient and "good guy" looking ones are the Swans. The results were very very accurate!

Well was planning to put in all the birds but I guess I rather put in my own one hehe. the OWL. Basically in the past we see owls as a wise being. Constantly watching and constantly thinking. In this training it is stated that the owls are schedule oriented, conscious to details, organised and persistent when comes to work. When comes to friends they seek the ideal mate, cautious when meeting anyone, they are faithful and devoted and loves to solve problems. Then I thought, its true, 90% hits the mark! maybe only for the organised part... hehe. It is stated that OWLS are best in attenting to details and are deep thinkers. They are also good in keeping records and data and of course good in analyzing problems.

They are also very logical in thoughts, cant stop halfway when doing anything, considerate of others, sensitive, need things in proper order, loves arts and music, well behaved and an idealistic person which visualizes things in their perfect form.

Cool eh?

Not yet! Recently I promise someone that I will write something about owls and I dont wanna write about what kind of owl and stuff so... i wrote about my this training and as you know that as an owl person we need to finish what we started, so.. i am finishing this article after such a long and busy week settling my sis's wedding!

Its a movie about OWLS and when I saw the trailer for this movie and I was amazed by the graphics... best of all its Directed by "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"'s 300's Zack Snyder. So I am hoping there will be some Phalanx Owls or some Owls kicking another Owls into the tree bark!! hehe. Okok getting carried away, this movie is about a group of mythical owls which is known as the Guardians of this placed called Ga'Hoole. The main base of the story is about two young owls stumble upon two evil owls planning to lead an army of Pure Ones to fight against the Guardians due to their belief of Barn Owls being the purest of all owl races. Interesting? of course! who doesnt love OWLS in armour fighting 300 style!!! whhoot whhoot... anyway have to thank advertlets for offering me an opportunity to watch my own kind! wuahahaha

For more info or further movies look into their website for posts like this >>> here <<<

Stay tune, for I shall talk more about this show soon...

ps: if you wan to try the personality test you can look up for the form here and results in 2 pages at here and here. Personality test is done by RAJ of Business Edge Sales Training Centre. One of the best trainer I had coz was basically laughing all 3 days of his training. Never once was sleepy!

"F**K!" IS THE NEW "SHIT". Welcome to lyrical freedom

2010-09-13T12:52:00.006+08:00

In recent times I was constantly complaining that there are very few good songs anymore. But I guess I have to take that back! in recent times there are a few creative songs created and how much we have to love musical fusion, remixes (the good ones) and limitless boundary on lyrical sense! so I am dedicating this blog to a new breed of songs which nicely integrated the word "FUCK" into their title and lyrics

This is by Cee Lo Green Titled "FUCK YOU"

Then non other than the beautiful Lily Allen's version of "Fuck You"

then who can forget the famous Eamon's "Fuck It"

Then a reply to this song by Frankee "F.U.R.B!"

Who would forget Dope's very simple lyrics consisting of repetitive words like "Die Mother Fucker Die" throughout the whole song!

Slipknot's surfacing falls to that category too~!

and the grand daddy of all, Limp Bizkit's "Hot Dog Song"

And if you peeps that listen to Lite Fm often, you would heard this old song... "Living Next door to Alice" . Well, sorry to disappoint you but what you heard is the radio edited version! and guess where I heard the ori version of this song from? my dad! haha that was the first time i learn to use the word ''FUCK". Thanks Papa!

I have to say its musical freedom at full height! So lets listen and enjoy this "Fucking" good lyrical freedom that I am sure we cant hear in our beloved nation...

THIS TOWN - Table Talk

2010-09-13T00:17:00.002+08:00

Episode 5 is coming out soon! but while waiting, check out this side episode!

SELAMAT HARI MERDEKA ke-53

2010-08-31T09:08:00.011+08:00

What do we know about being a Malaysian? What do we know about Hari Merdeka? What is the true meaning of it?

When I was young I was like any other naive kid thinking that Merdeka is just a holiday, a day where we hang up the Jalur Gemilang, wake up early in the morning and watch the parade/ marching of different Government agencies on TV. I also remember my family will always trying to watch out for different things, my dad will always try to see which minister is falling asleep, my mom will always lookout on the funny or more like freakshow costume design and my sis will always lookout for the brass band. Why? cos Assunta and Taman Petaling bands always involve in it. For me? I was just enjoying the whole thing. After the whole thing, we will then go have our breakfast and chill out the rest of the day.

That was until I reach the age of reason. I am not blowing my horn about how patriotic I am but I am just really annoyed on how come some people complains so much on almost everything about the country but never once I see them put in the effort to do some changes. And NO! Twitter or Facebook status doesnt count!

Then again some claim that they are patriotic by decorating their cars or house with flags and banners. But patriotism is not about the outside but more on the inside in each Malaysian. No point shouting and waving the flag when we dont even know the whole meaning of Merdeka or being a Malaysian.

My ideology of being a true Malaysian is when you learn and respect each other. Not only Malaysians but all human beings. Why? We as in people of all races and religion, have lived in harmony way back before our independence day. Everyone played their part in making and lifting our country to where it is. No one is superior than anyone else but its more or less a shared responsibility among the citizens.

I would not say putting aside differences will make it better. Why? because our differences is crucial to make things happen. It is our differences that made the difference! It is our difference that makes us stronger. So instead of condemning or criticize others, we should learn, respect and understand each others differences.

In my generation, we are almost in fusion. Why I say so? We dont really emphasize about race difference, religion difference and the cultural difference anymore. Coz the new generation basically have more things in common compared to the generations before. Therefore the gap has been brought closer. We enjoy our wonderful blend of food. Sometimes the food has been fused so much that you cant even tell is it a pure Chinese, Indian or Malay dish anymore. But more like Malaysian dish, and we love it. How come? Why? its because we are Malaysian. Not only have our culture became in fusion but our mind and soul. We are reaching equilibrium.

I knew a few friends that went overseas to study and most of them, and I really mean MOST of them miss our country so much. Some miss the food, some the company of their friends, some miss the lifestyle, some just miss the country. It is because in our country we are, like I said above, fused together. There is no more pure Chinese, Indian, Malay, Kadazan, Iban, Punjabi or Portugese anymore. I can be 100% sure that I am not fully Chinese anymore. I cant speak Mandarin well, in fact I speak better Bahasa than Mandarin, I dont practice the culture 100%, and my fav food is not even Chinese food. This is what I call the Malaysian effect. My family is so called Chinese, my girlfriend is Kadazan, my best friends are so called Indian and in my work place, most of my colleagues are so called Malay, I love Arabian food and I studied in a Catholic school. Not Malaysian enough?

I am pretty sure all those born here will find it difficult to move back to the "supposedly" Motherland. I am sure I wont be able to live in China. I am pretty sure my Indian friends wont be able to live in India and so on... this is because we are Malaysianized. This because we are Malaysians, we are born and bred here. I remember my cousin once told me, "Chinese are from?... China rite? Indian are from? India rite? you dont see a Taiwanese saying they are Chinese. You dont see Sri Lankan calling themselves Indian rite? Then why should we be called Chinese then? Since we are born and bred in Malaysia, aren't we Malaysian" It was a totally awesome quote! It actually hit the right chord! I have to say it was almost perfect!

Then again there are always one or two people that loves wrecking this up. Making sure the great divide is still there. They are the fence keeper or fence setter. This flers still have that stupid old skool mentality that each race should be divided as each race. In conjunction to a united country where we celebrate our diverse cultures, this flers should be taken to the KLCC skybridge and hanged not on the neck but the balls for trying to divide somethings that our forefathers fought and painstakingly put together for so long ! SO STOP WRECKING OUR BELOVED COUNTRY!

This country is made by the people and its definitely for the people!

Today is our country's independence day. We should celebrate it not only because we are free from colonial ruling, or because we are "patriotic" but by celebrating the unity of our diversed culture, celebrate what our forefathers fought for and to celebrate our freedom as ONE RACE, ONE VOICE... as a MALAYSIAN!

SELAMAT HARI MERDEKA!
NEGARAKU, TANAHAIR KU!

"We must be the change we want to see..." -Mahatma Ghandhi-

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it" -George Bernard Shaw-

BORN FROM A BOOMBOX - Step Up 3....D

2010-08-26T00:54:00.013+08:00

Was kinda reluctant to go watch this movie. Coz i know the storyline gonna be the same... someone got beat down and he use dancing to stand up... rite?? nahhh... Basically I went to watch it with an open mind. Its a movie screening anyway from Advertlets all thanks to Shereen.

Basically this movie is a sequel to the first two movie. Step Up and Step Up 2. I saw the first one... well, I was bored and my sis was watching it so just tag along. Who wouldnt like a good dance move? I love a good dance move! Anyway, I was kinda disappointed when i got into the cinema... coz it states that its Step Up 3D but where are my glasses?! I want to see them swing their legs towards the screen and looks like almost hit my face!!! Hehe. Anyway, I felt that this movie have an almost similar storyline to Stomp The Yard. Generally the storyline has got nothing to shout about... cmon its a dance flick... its like asking pure beautiful literature from an all brute action movie. (hint hint The Expendables...). Acting wasnt really great, I felt some part was abit stiff especially the lead character, Rick Malambri. (he is a model btw)

But I have to say that the dance move was really impressive! It makes you wanna go *boom*boom*spin*spin*flip*flip*!! They have the same choreographer from Stomp The Yard, StepUp 2 and You Got Served. No wonder la (again.. dun ask how i know it... ). The protagonist group is called the Pirates but when they said it, only one thing kept on playing in my mind....

The Straw Hat Pirates from One Piece... ahahah

Sigh... I love to dance but I am a closet dancer and due to my fragile back... I dun do it.. ahahha *excuses*

Well, its not a bad movie... rather entertaining! Great soundtrack! definitely gonna get it by hook or by crook....

btw check out this move which i feel is damn impressive!

People dance because dance can change things. One move, can bring people together. One move, can make you believe like there's something more. One move, can set a whole generation free.

MOVIES AND JAM

2010-08-23T01:53:00.007+08:00

Been so tangled up with stuff lately that everyone basically watched all the latest movie without me. Shereen Dulau went to previews with Advertlets, Rhasta Synn went with his cousins and me left watching my work and traffic jams all day.

So one fine day I got fed up of the jam going to and back from work and i took the liberty to switch on my lap top in my car and switch on movies that I have not watched yet instead of looking in amazement at the fella in the car next to mine busy digging his nose in the stalled traffic.

So I manage to watch a few movies and series over the past few months in my car while stuck in the jam. So let me write some review about the movies that I saw... hehehe

Of course let me start off with the best. Everytime I keep hearing people kept on saying that the Goodfellas was "one of its best" or "You haven't watched it yet?" . Got kinda annoyed at people saying that to me and of course to fulfil my never ending curiosity I took the initiative to copy it from a friend and watch it.

This movie was directed by Martin Scorsese, if you dont know who is he you should knock your head with a sledge hammer covered in finely smashed glass. Ok, this movie stars one of my favourite actor Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci. If you dont know who they are then you ought to, as the saying in Godfather "should sleep with the fishes". Yea basically this show came out 20 years ago and now I only finally saw it!

This movie is basically based on a real story about the life of 3 mafia from the 50s to the 80s. The story circles around Henry Hill a Irish-Italian that started off at the lowest ranking job all the way to the right hand man of the Don. This movie basically display lots of realism as it was based on a non fiction novel on the real Henry Hill. All of the actors did their research about the real person and to the extend talked to the real person itself to get deeper info.

I have to say this movie somehow makes you wanna talk with the Brooklyn Accent. Talk with a little Italian slang like "Ferget aboutit! " ... "wutcha luukin at"... "get outtah heere". Did you know that in this movie the word "Fuck" was used almost 300 times! There was lots of intense moments and most mafia actually say it follows very closely to what they do daily!
This is once clip you all should see... freaking intense

I think i should learn how to corner people like this... sorry yea video abit crappy... the good ones I cant post here!

Well the next movie was basically De Niro's movie after Goodfellas. He wanted to get out of the Mafia stereotype so he basically took up this movie and I have to say its quite a good movie. Definitely beat Gerard Butler's Bounty Hunter by a hundred times.
This movie is called Midnight Run. Yea this movie came out almost 20 years ago also and now only finally watch it!

This movie is about a bounty hunter called Jack Walsh played by De Niro, trying to catch this accountant that embezzled millions of dollar from a mob. Basically Walsh was hired by the Bail Bondsmen of the accountant. This is because the accountant didnt pay him back after being bailed.

It was suppose to be a simple task as the target was just an accountant. But things got out of control as the mob also started to track him down. Walsh instead have to help the accountant to escape as Walsh wants to get his bounty.

Basically its one of De Niro's funniest movie! I think you should watch it!

Check out the video!

Ok finally, one more... 3rd Rock from the Sun. An old sitcom that ran from 1996 to 2001. One of my favourite sitcoms and it never fail to make me laugh like a freaking maniac! Its just so hilarious! Well basically this was making me laugh all the way to work and home!

Well basically this sitcom is about a group of aliens coming to Earth to research on human and their behavior! here is just one scene from one of their episode...

I know this sounds weird but what do you expect me to do in the car when my beloved radio has KOed on me! this is my only source of entertainment! and also a good way to catch up with movies that i have not watched!

An Expendable Story...

2010-08-18T00:41:00.003+08:00

I gotta relate this story to all who would listen. I was watching the Expendables with friends. During the opening credits, I chuckled when I saw "a Sylvester Stallone film" as it could only mean a disaster (hey, we all saw Driven didn't we?). Then came written by Stallone, produced by Stallone and finally directed by Stallone. Which led my friend M2k to say, hey the music was by Stallone. I chuckled once again. Only this time, it was violent and uncontrollable. I laughed for a good three minutes and it was disturbing my friend A-Mat, as my laughter was disrupting his concentration and not allowing him to enjoy key plot points which I was clearing missing due to my outburst. So he told me to shut the fuck up. Which leads me to say this: A-Mat was missing key-plot points of a movie that was directed by Sylvester Sallone and was of the genre action/adventure, a movie also written by the aforementioned Rambo (known for his leave your brains at the door writing, he ain't no Tarantino, that's for sure.). If you do not laugh at the what was written in the previous sentence, please read it a couple of times more until you get it. Or visit a samurai who specializes is hara-kiri. Either way, the outcome should be interesting. Big ups to M2k for stating the joke of the day. heheheehe. rhasta out.

WOLFMOTHER

2010-08-16T00:30:00.008+08:00

I have been seeing their name almost everywhere but I didnt manage to listen to this band, Wolfmother. So that day when I was just ruffling through my own mental hard disk and to fulfill my curiosity, I went on to YouTube and Wikipedia and started "inputing" data to my hunger for more information.

Listened to their first and second album and suddenly i was addicted to their music! The band from Australia has just captured my mind! Think AC/DC, The Doors, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Radiohead, The White Stripes and Kings of Leon all added together! Or more like strongly influenced this band! And what you get? good rock music!

This is definitely not a wannabe band! Kudos, and I thought the new age "Rockers" have lost their balls to play good old rock music! Some claimed that they are bringing back the Glam rock genre I just say they brought back some kickass in rock music!

Let me introduce the band a lil'. The initial band comprises of Vocalist/Guitarist Andrew Stockdale, their bassist/ keyboardist Chris Ross and Drummer Myles Haskett. But after their first self titled album -Wolfmother, Chris Ross and Myles Haskett left the band due to irreconcilable personal and musical differences. After a brief hiatus, Wolfmother returned with a new line up comprising bassist and keyboardist Ian Peres, rhythm guitarist Aidan Nemeth and drummer Dave Atkins to team up with Stockdale. But Atkins left after their second album - Cosmic Egg, came out.

gonna pick my fav from one each of their two album. Enjoy!

1. Woman from their first album Wolfmother

2. New Moon Rising from their second album Cosmic Egg

Malaysian Drivers... You Fucking Asshole

2010-08-04T21:57:00.003+08:00

After reading Jun Sern's post, I too had the inspiration to write my loooong overdue article on Malaysian Drivers. Like he said, they are 99% retarded. Sure, there are a few shinning stars out there who are courteous and have the decency to understand that he or she is not the only driver out there, but the rest of you motherfuckers can't drive, shouldn't drive and should be strapped onto a satellite and shot into orbit. Here's my top 10 worst things to expect while driving on a Malaysian road:

1. The Glider. The glider is a term I've given to those assholes who drive in the middle of two fucking lanes. Let me give you fuckers some advice... Pick a lane and stick to it. These people are driving lallalalla without checking their mirrors, without realizing they're taking up two lanes, just going about like they fucking own the road. You know what I do, I drive real fast until I'm right next to them and I blast my horn at full blast! And the effect is always the same, they will veer off to one side of the road, as if someone woke them up from the stupor that is their feeble little rodent like minds and they almost always lose their control of the car for a few seconds as you see the car skid before they get back to reality and take control, but still not realizing what douchebags they've been. I hate fucking gliders. But I'm into thinking positive and hoping that you fuckers will learn your lesson and stop gliding. Think positive is all I can hope besides hoping that positive is what your AIDS result is. Now bite a bullet and leave the rest of us alone stupid.

2. The 100 pound girl in the 1 ton SUV. Now we all know women can't drive. But if you go to Bangsar at around 10am, the time when the Stepford Wives of Bangsar arise from their slumber to drive around the place while carrying out their meaningless lives, you can see this phenomenon. Its always the same bloody type of person. The woman who married rich and now doesn't work or has somekind of shitty NGO or teaching job just to validate their meaningless existence as a non contributing member of society while siphoning their husband/boyfriend/ baby daddy/sugar daddy's money buying shit they don't need while sipping their lattes. Fucking your lattes you primordial self absorbed cunt-bitches. Get a smaller car!!! Its obvious you can't fucking control that monster SUV your booboo bought you. The way they drive, nearly killing children and all people as they veer their monstrosities like rampaging bulls across the street, I hope you get Hostel'd by a goblin-midget from outerspace.

3. Masters of Reality. These deluded bunch of assholes buy cheap Protons or Peroduas, then modify it into some atrocity to both the eye and ear, sore to look at and even worse to hear as they drive these pieces of shit cars with no silencers, idiotic paintjob plus decals and other assortment of modified parts. You're not a formula one driver, you're not some sort of Fast and Furious actor, you're a zero who lives with his mother. The only reason you do this is cuz your primordial reptilian minds have been warped so far away from reality that you think this is gonna get you laid. And I hope you get laid. I hope you get drunk and some tranny clown comes and shoves a rubber animal in your ass. And who are these people who are masters of reality? its always the same people. guys. cuz no girl will ever do something like this. guys who have a limited vocabulary of 100 or so words with the brainpower of a decaying sloth. i hope the she-clown visits you tonight.

4. Motorcyclists. I hope a supervirus comes out and kills all you fuckers dead. None of you know how to fucking ride your bikes. These bunch of savages... Well, no need for me to explain what they do, you've all seen it. I can tell what some of these zero, waste of sperm do. Drive too fast, hit your car, then fuck off without stopping. fuck you. drive too slow in front of you, preventing you from getting to your destination on time cuz they are jealous that you're in a car and they're on a bike. should have studied harder at school stupid. fuck you. and as an Indian guy, I can honestly say this... For me, these fuckers are always 99% Indian. You've all heard of the Indian crab mentality. Well this is it hard at work. the loser, sees an Indian person behind the wheel and deliberately slows down thinking in his small puny mind that he's showing me. well i tell you what, how bout i show you the finger and where your wife's clitoris is, cuz its obvious you have never sexually stimulated her to point of orgasm and that's why she's cheating on you with a tranny clown. fuck you. then there's what i call the lalallalala biker who rides around looking at everything but the road. i hope you don't see that truck in front of you and go flying like a rocket into the river down below as you're crossing a bridge and i hope that mutated crocodile piranhas are waiting for you. fuck you.

5. Dreamers. These assholes are the worst. When the light turns green, you have one second to get moving. Don't fucking take forever to fucking get your ass moving. Daydreaming, changing he cd, texting, tweeting, putting on lipstick, shaving their pubic hair, god knows what these idiots do when the light is red. i tell you what they're not doing. looking at the light. it always amazes me that when i'm the first car at a red light, and it turns green, i'm gone so fast, that i'm a good hundred feet away before any other car has even moved. wake up people. if you are this slow mentally when it comes to a fucking light, how are you gonna survive an apocalypse? you won't and thank god cuz the human race will be spared your fucking genes. your mother should have swallowed instead of letting your father spill is retard seed in her cun----

alright before i get a stroke, ill stop here. stay tune for the next five types of asshole drivers in my next post, including the P-Driver, the Trucker, The Jakun, the Jukebox and Hershey Highwaymen. Rhasta out...

MOST M'SIAN DRIVERS ARE RETARDS!

2010-07-29T23:40:00.009+08:00

Was wanting to write about this article for a really really really really long time. I guess now I have enough juice to squeeze! first of all sorry for the long absence! bz with work. And I can see that my esteemed guest writer has made himself feel comfortable.

Ok, I found out that there are alot of fucking retarded drivers in KL. No offense to those "special" kids or people but most KL drivers are mentally retarded! I wanted to use the word idiotic but idiot can learn and improve, same goes with stupid! But retarded is beyond help. Permanent damage.

Why I say this? Ok lets give you the scenario and the reason why...

1. Hazard lights during heavy rain! if you are really that fucking stupid hazard lights is that two orange lights you on by pressing that button with red triangle on it and let you have that two green indication on your speedometer. Why you should not on during heavy rain? yes it creates the bright sensation to warn people that you are there... correct? correct eh? correct.... IF YOU ARE STOPPED AT THE ROAD SIDE! eg; car broken down/ tyre punctured or cant see the road. This will cause confusion for those who KNOWS what is it for. Suddenly we see hazard lights but its moving... the only time you use the hazard lights while you are moving is when you ARE IN A FUCKING EMERGENCY or you are some big shot?! What you should do when it rains too heavily? ON YOUR LIGHTS LA! so hard ar?

Talking about switching on the lights it takes me to no 2.

2. There are alot of "HEROES" that thinks that they are driving a glow in the dark car. There was once a friend of mine ask me, "how come you on your lights in the car park?" I told them "Well, its because it DARK! how people know I am coming? carpark is one of the place that an accident can happen" Understand the mechanics of this? One more thing is, like I said in no.1 is that those that dont switch on their lights during heavy downpour. Save electricity is it? They drive at the certain speed that you cant see them coz the water droplets have assemble at my little side mirror causing the driver to have almost no vision. That is where the car lights comes in! the lights is not for you to see better but for OTHERS TO SEE YOU BETTER!

3. This is linked to no.2. Switching lights in the tunnel. Why do they ask us to switch on our lights when we are in the tunnel? why? why? wwwhhhyy? Well you know that sometimes shieat happens rite? tunnel lights go off and shit. Well its no big deal rite? just like at home rite? when its dark and we want to see things only we switch on the lights rite? correct....... but what if you are driving way above the speed limit allocated and suddenly the lights goes off? do you remember the tunnel like the back of your hand? no! can you see is there a car in front of you? no! oh yea... thats why you NEED TO SWITCH ON THE LIGHTS IN TUNNELS!!!! fucking moron!

4. I realise when you drive in a traffic jam people are the meanest! and alot of GENIUS HEROES appears. They will be crawling at a certain speed and when you switch on the indicator to cut in their lane... they.......... GO FASTER! is like as if one car is going make a difference! or when you want to cut across the junction. They see you but they just go across and stop in front of the junction! and stare at you.... i just stare at them and give them the middle finger to the head pose! You know that you cant go any further, just let me cut across la! I am not taking your space! Some geniuses are even better, so impatient are they, they will use the opposite lane just to cut...... 2 cars! wow wee.! big improvement! but in return they cause an even worse jam as the opposite lane cant go thus causing the cars at the back to block our lane causing a massive jam that could have been avoided! GENIUS! who said Malaysian got no genius? we got plenty of them! JUST LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE! Will your move improve the situation for you or others? no!
5. Those that turn out to the junction. You can see that the car is going at a certain speed. Yea we are ready to let you out but when they come out, they warp at snail speed! causing a sudden brake from me, the cars behind and the cars behind them! causing further....... jam...

6. Those that does wrong and yet still horn you for doing the right thing. refering to no.4 You switch on your indicator for ages and when you see an opening you try to cut in, but the car behind speeds up and horn you! RETARDED and "VERY GENEROUS" want to win is it? go ahead la!

7. Then there are those housing area Kimi Raikkonen, Michael Schumacher or Alonso. Speeding like there is a race going on at a narrow housing estate roads. And when you drive your car out of the house you look to your left and right and see there is no car... then you start to reverse your car, next thing you know is a car suddenly pops up at a amazing speed then they jam brake then horn you as if you are in the wrong! TIU NIA MAH! fucking retards! You know its a housing estate so there are bound to have cars or people coming out. Worse of all what if a kid darts out? Need i say more?

8. Parking, how on earth some idiots park their car? some just dont give a shit or two! Some park their car halfway in! some park so near to your car that you cant open your door. Some just take up two space and some just park anywhere as if the road is theirs! all we ask is to be considerate abit! it is not that you dont care... it will affect you too. Like when suddenly you got a damn cool Nike sign at the side of your car starting from the front to the back. Or suddenly you got polka dot sun roof or your windscreen on your seats. Shit happens... rite? you ass park then you get ass whacked lo.

I for now I shall stop. More to come!!! after reading this... you make your own conclusion... are you one of them? or are you gonna be a more better driver like how you pledge in front of your driving examiner that you will be a "Pemandu Berhemah"?

cheers for now

2010 Horrible Movies...

2010-07-23T11:40:00.005+08:00

Let's start this post with this years worst movie... The Killers. Don't ask what possessed me to go see this one cuz I usually avoid Katherine Hiegel movies like the plague (yes, including Knocked Up). There is nothing about Hiegel I like, from her fake teeth to her dumb face to her monkey ass ditsy bitch personality. She is a cunt. And speaking of cunts, has anyone seen how fat Jessica Simpson has gotten? Poor woman. Anyways I'm not gonna review the Killers all I'm gonna say is that you'd have more fun playing Russian roulette with a tranquilizer gun filled with AIDS.

Next movie Clash of the Titans. Another dumb excuse for a movie which could have ended in 3 minutes. Oh, unless the princess is sacrificed to the Kraken (Crackhead, c'mon i'll suck your...) the whole town will get wiped out. And then the prince goes on his merry way with a bunch of dudes (gay fest) and the ever irritating Gemma Artartaeraeton, spewing moronic diatribe and unwanted advice all the way along. Besides the hint of racism involving a certain djinn and a certain woman who feeds her hair rats, there is absolutely nothing worthy about watching this movie. this movie could have ended with the prince getting on board that flying horse, killing snake woman and then turning the crackhead to stone (or getting the crackhead stoned, to use a passive sentence).

After that we have Predators. So much hope, so much disappointment. I'd rather watch a movie about two pedophiles in speedos (pedos in speedos), drive around in a white van looking for kids (hence the name predators, get it? no, moving on swiftly....)

This has been a really really rotten movie year. Besides A-Team, that hasn't been a single watchable movie this entire year. Y'know why? Cuz Hollywood has run out ideas... So if you, like me, hate the crap they've been spewing out visit www.thistowncrew.com for some good wholesome family entertainment which is coincidentally for ages 18 and above.

Cyanora for now. Rhasta Out...

Between Blue and Red

2010-07-12T19:29:00.004+08:00

One of the conditions our gracious blogmaster bestowed upon me as a rule to follow when being a guest blogger in his site was no racist remarks. Well, let me tell you something. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to hammer a race of people. this group - who should have been annihilated of the face of the planet eons ago by Xenu and his Scientologist minions - and that race of people is...

yes you've guessed correctly... purple people. ma'fuck purple people. i am going on record and saying that every last purple person should be exterminated, their women sterilized and their children force to have daily shower in AIDS for a month. Be real people, deep down in your hearts you hate purple people. It's ok to say you hate purple people. It's good to say you hate purple people. Purple people deserve your hate. Hate them. Now and forever.

If you're still being all politically correct about not wanting to hate purple people all i have to do is give you one example of a purple person and i'll bet you will start hating them too. Barney the Dinosaur that purple fuck. I rest my case. Rhasta out...

The Return of Synn

2010-07-12T05:45:00.003+08:00

Down goes the Dutch Lady and all her cows. I knew I shouldn't have watched and jinxed the match. What would the headlines read? Orange Belanda buat blunder lagi. Was it 8, 9 or 10 yellow cards? I lost count. the fools. to quote Michael Caine... "there two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch." Choke and choke and choke some more. More headlines... Orange Crush... Netherlands sent back to the nether regions... Well, now that the world cup is over, you all can go back to work. yes be productive. produce... something... anything... nothing? myeh. so much for the return of rhasta synn to blogging. oh yeah, some of you (meaning the two people who used to read my old blog before I shut it down as it was hurting my political career) may remember me having a blog entitled Malice In Wonderland. Well it turns out that one of my two old readers, a Mr. Snoop Dogg has now named his latest album... yeap, you guessed it... Malice In Wonderland. Mr. Dogg, I would like to say this... Fools seldom differ. That's all for now. Rhasta Out...

RAINFOREST WORLD MUSIC FESTIVAL prologue

2010-07-11T15:49:00.003+08:00

Weather has been bad here in Kuching. Been raining daily. Sounds bad? not at the Rainforest World Music Fest! Been here since Thursday with Shereen Dulau and the fun didnt stop!

MUD! Rain! and getting down and dirty is the way to paaaaaarty here in Santubong Kuching! I have to say so far this is the most happening party I've been! FORGET WEST MALAYSIA's party scene! this one is totally different! The diverse crowd and the performance is just so wild! and there isnt much restriction compared to the Peninsula. Ppl just walk around in bikini, or guys shirtless and really muddy feet and clothes! this is out of this world! and the best part, its held next to the rain forest! fantastic! awesome!

The internet line here is really bad so could not upload any photos yet. But will do it once I am back in KL.

Well today is the last day of this Festival and I am now looking outside and I see dark skies... GREAT!

Will update more soon! ta ta! I am off to get myself dirty again!

AYAM WHO AYAM!

2010-07-04T20:41:00.006+08:00

Is it me or is there a certain way of "blogging"? I was told that there are certain ways to write your blog and there is certain "style" or "design" that we have to do so that people will read your blog. Hmmm...

Then what makes you so special then? So that you can read about the supposed "me"? or what i have "tried" to do? cmon. This is my blog and this is my space and this is my style. I feel comfortable with this way of writing.

I guess its either you hate it or like it. Even if I am planning to take this writing stuff seriously, I still wont change my style of writing just because people "thinks" that it doesnt suit my readers. If I change then what makes me so different than the rest? I might as well just ask them to write for me or if the readers that wants me to write like the "rest" then they might as well just go read their blogs. Am I right?

I may have new topics but I am still me! This is how I express myself and this is how I write. You dont see people ask the Simpsons to be drawn or written like a Disney cartoon aint it?

So this is me and I am who I am. Thats why my blog is called THIS IS MY YARD! you diggg?

By the way, I have invited my old friend and fellow blogger. I manage to coax him back out of blogging retirement. We both used to cross reference our blogs. He will be the guest writer for my blog. His name is Rastha Sinn. Hope he will bring in another "different" perspective for yer'll to read. A colourful writer.

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.” -Dr. Seuss-

“I would much rather have regrets about not doing what people said, than regretting not doing what my heart led me to and wondering what life had been like if I'd just been myself.”
-Britanny Renee-

I AM BRUCE WAYNE? NOT!

2010-07-01T10:32:00.009+08:00

Wow, time flies really fast. I thought I just posted my last article last week but I realised that its already half a month ago! Dammit! I really think what my boss said was true! I am like Bruce Wayne, living so many different lives! By day I have my job, at night I am a Cartoonist, part time designer, blogger and a Uni Student.

Not to mention i am a full time son, brother and also an committed other half! But I guess its all down to time management which I clearly haven't learn the trick of mastering it YET! barely have a grasp at it! Hmmm... That explains why I am so tired everyday! I sometimes wonder how does some people do it? I wonder how those super tycoons or chief executives juggle their life! Puzzling

How eh? ppl say prioritize but all also equally as important to me. Shuffle? but all also have a deadline... or should I be like Spiderman and sacrifice one or two of the things that I love doing?

I am JunseRn no more...... cough cough... aiya... tak boleh la! Fuck it... just go with the flow la!

Sometimes I just wish I can split myself into 5 of myself and all will be good. Perhaps like Naruto

"KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!"

**BURST!**

aiyak... wrong jutsu...

*BURST*

hahaha. Ok i think I am losing my mind...

ok some eye washer for those anime freaks!

Hot eh...?

and last but not least... one video that never fails to make me laugh like a freaking retard!

cheers!

OLE OLE OLE

2010-06-17T20:54:00.010+08:00

The time is here! suppose to update my blog last week but was bogged down with so many things! First of all, the world cup and then went for a movie marathon, then more World Cup. This World Cup is a funny one so far! first of all there was something buzzing about this World Cup. The constant buzz was ok at first then it started to get irritating! This buzzing was the freaking Vuvuzela!

What is Vuvuzela? Is a blowing horn that is usually used by South African locals during football matches! It is suppose to represent a bunch of stampeding elephants! But it is more like an invasion of killer bees! haha.

Besides that the commentator on Astro during the match is freaking irritating! Why? coz every time before he speaks he takes a deep breath making the "whsssssssssssst...." sound before he speaks! Its as if he is having flu or a hole in his throat!

Other than that the first round of World Cup was filled with shocks and boredom! So many draws and so many 1-0 scoreline! Well second round just started today! and the South American teams are starting to showing what they are made off! First was Uruguay then right now the Argies! (yea, watching football and writing blog!) Lets hope the football kicks off now! woohoo!

As I was saying, besides the World Cup I went for a movie marathon during the weekend!

First off was A-Team! I have to say... WOW! The storyline was ok but it was fun and action packed! Not as bad as the review says! In fact, the show is good! They have killer punchlines, good action scenes and funny jokes! Brings back alot of memories from their old counterpart! The stunts are interesting. The action scenes are really explosive And Jessica Biel is... hh-hh-hot!

Then up next was The Karate Kid. Good acting from Jaden Smith. The chemistry between Jaden and Jackie is not bad. Although I think the chemistry between Ralph Macchio and Pat Morita was stronger. But there was a funny tone to the new one. Kudos to Jaden Smith, I could see he really put in effort in training himself! Its a fun movie, they basically use the same storyline structure from the 1984 version but they added a dash of comedy and real hardcore stunts and i mean hardcore! Seeing how Jaden was whacked gives me the chills! Worth watching!

here are the Trailers to share with you all...

A Team

The Karate Kid

Official World Cup 2010 song!

and last but not least... something to laugh at! haha

cheers!

Ford Shelby GT500 in MALAYSIA

2010-06-10T15:25:00.007+08:00

I was driving to Nikko Hotel then suddenly I came across a red vision... One of the cars on my need-to-drive list! a Ford Shelby GT500! my oh my.. one of the rarest breed of cars in this part of the region! Imagine the price of the road tax! Too bad its stationary if not I would have the chance to hear it roar. sigh...

Welcome to the Red Red Island - Redang

2010-06-01T16:23:00.033+08:00

Well what is Red Red Island? Redang Island lo... why? Red (Eng) + Ang (Hokkien) = Red sunburned skin = Red Red Island! Sounds like one of the island from One Piece anime! Where is Redang Island?

"Redang Island one of the most famous Island in Malaysia where is lying just about 45km north-northeast of Kuala Terengganu in Peninsular Malaysia and 22 km off Tanjung Merang, the closest point on the mainland. The Island is the largest Island in Terengganu with 7 km long and 6 km wide. The highest peak is Bukit Besar at 359 metres above sea-level. The Redang archipelago constitutes the islands of Pulau Redang, Pulau Lima, Pulau Paku Besar, Pulau Paku Kecil, Pulau Kerengga Kecil, Pulau Kerengga Besar, Pulau Ekor Tebu, Pulau Ling and Pulau Pinang." -www.redangbay.com.my-

Well last weekend got my long long looong awaited break. I can say it was a real treat! I can feel the energy and life seeping back into my body. So tranquilizing. Well I never really had a break for almost a year and since my dad passed on 4 months ago till last week, I didn't have the privilege to take a break. Was dragging on and on and on with tons and tons of work, studies, cartoon, family and friends just to try to drown my sorrow. This trip was good.

So back to the trip! It was awesome! so awesome that I was reacting like a kid! Couldn't sleep the night before and was awake throughout the journey there! Left KL at 11.30pm on Thurs nite then reached Kuala Terengganu at 6.30am.

Butt was aching but was so excited! Went up the resort bus then headed off to our first destination in KT town to have breakfast while waiting for our boat. Took us around 20 mins to travel to Merang Jetty.

Loaded up all the luggage then off we go in our small but super fast motor boat cutting through waves or more like bouncing off the waves.

After 40 mins, finally reach the Red Red island. The water was crystal clear, the air was fresh, the sand was fine and white, the coconut trees standing tall and the sun was gorgeous! Its just so beeeaaaautiful! Got off an interesting mini jetty where at the end of the jetty we had to take off our shoes as we have to walk into the water due to high tide. The feeling of the water on the feet was so calming. Can actually feel my stress slowly flow away.

me and mah babe

white and fine sands

Was basically like a kid in a candy store! I was so enthusiastic! "oh boy oh boy! look look! wow! wahhh...! "

Then again we didn't stay in a lavish chalet or 5 star hotel room but the room was good proper clean comfortable air conditioned place for 6 people to sleep after a nice long day of fun! Although they had nice chalet but we were on a budget. Bathroom and toilet also have to share like a typical dorm which makes me feel like in college again! haha

The thing that made my day even greater was... my room door or more like my dorm door had a little surprise for me and mah babe...

Yes, glorious indeed! Mah favourite football team!

Right after that without wasting time we changed and glide our way to the beach for sun, sea, sand and girls...

Of course snorkeling is one of the main activity here. Lets just say I was basically snorkeling for 2 days straight! haha. The view was heavenly. Would like to thank our snorkeling guide Ah Xing or Ah Sing, for making it a fun trip and of course to take our under water photos. Well he is a Chinese fella that looked like a Malay. Why? coz of their tan skin. Well as my babe would call them "the Sunny Boys". They looked really like a bunch of chilled fellas. Dreadlocks, bleached hair, tanned skin and fit body... damn now I also wanna be like them!

I've found Nemo

Rock on dudes!

Got up at 6 in the morning to see the sun rise. Well knowing that I am from the west side, only get to see it set so now at the east side (yea yea) took the opportunity to capture it. Well, the view was spectacular but the funny thing about it was there were quite alot of people looking at it too. Somehow the scene reminds me of City of Angels where all the angel stare at the sun rise.

thats me

Here are some awesome photos I took.

As I said sun, sea, sand and GIRLS too! haha

And some interesting facts

Well all good things comes to an end. Before we knew it, we were on our way back home... took our 9 hour journey back in the bus and back to the real world of KL.

Would really love to thank my babe and her colleagues for organising this trip! I really had a blast! Just don't feel like going home.

Really had a swell time there at Redang Island. I will definitely go there again! and again! and again! hahaha. SO wheres next.. hmmm

“Then it's back to normal life, maybe breathe, and take a vacation. Then start planning for next season.”

THIS TOWN Ep 4

2010-05-23T01:07:00.004+08:00

Finally after months and months of work! finally episode 4 is out! Check it out!!! Something stoned comes this way!!

Catch it here

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The EXPENDABLES AND A-TEAM

2010-05-23T00:35:00.006+08:00

I always joked about how brutal is it gonna be if we put all the stereotype action stars into one movie. Its like the ultimate movie........ guess what? this 'dream' has came true. A new movie called The Expendables starring... this is so exciting, funny and shockingly mouth watering... Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rouke, 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin, Danny Trejo and Terry Crews. This, I guess is all action star's most mouth watering combination of cast. The thought of having Arnold, Willis and Stallone in the same scene gives me the shiver right to my spine. Just imagine, the amount of testosterone in this movie. Good or bad who cares! this is like NBA all stars or the FIFA World eleven! OH MY GOD@! haha. Movie is coming out in August 2010! For me it is definitely a must watch! Watch the trailer here and feeeeeel the awesomeness!

Next is the A-Team! Admired them ever since I was young! And end of last year I heard they were making a movie! I was again jumping for joy pumping my fist up in the air! wow... just wow! another movie I am anticipating! Well I heard that all the old cast will be cameo-ing except for Mr.T and of course the late George Peppard.

Well, when I saw the new cast! I wasnt really impressed till I saw the trailer and the poster! Well done! Liam Neeson as John 'Hannibal' Smith (Not a bad choice), Bradley Cooper as Templeton 'Face' Peck ( also not a bad choice), Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson of UFC as BA 'Bad Attitude' Baracus (was sceptical at first but after the trailer... okla will see the movie first) and Sharlto Copley as HM 'Howling Mad' Murdock.

Mouth watering... definately! Coming out in June! cant wait!! Check out the trailers

Red Dead Redemption

2010-05-21T10:57:00.006+08:00

Always wanted to play a cowboy game. Since the days of Western Bar.. remember that? Then came Gun Smoke in the NES. But now there is one game that I am really looking forward to play but I am sure I wont get the chance coz I need to own a Xbox or a PS3 first! damn!

The game is Red Dead Redemption. Its from Rockstar the makers of the famous Grand Theft Auto series. Red Dead Redemption is basically a game based in the old west in the early 1900's.

You follow a character called John Marston an outlaw that is being threaten by Federal Agents, so now he was sent across America to help bring the rule of the law.

In this game you get to enjoy what you watched in the old west movies like hijacking a train, riding a horse across town, bounty hunting and of course the Clint Eastwood style intense gun battle and of course a stand off! (can u feel the wind blowing? and the dry grass ball rolling across camera??)

By the way, looking forward to try this game out! I am an avid fan of the Grand Theft Auto series... and this game has had rave reviews so definitely will try!

Here is the intro... looks good!

Sometimes its best to SHUT UP!

2010-05-18T15:02:00.005+08:00

Well there is always a saying that be "truthful" to girls, and it will take you places. I guess the saying is kinda true! especially when it comes to nice guys like me. *ahem* This is one story that I guess we guys should learn from.

here goes...

Fresh from the shower a women stood in front of the mirror and complain to her husband that her boobs are too small. The smart husband instead of characteristically tell her its not, he suggested that "If you want your boobs to grow, try taking a piece of toilet paper and rub between them for a few minutes"

Willing to try anything, the women quickly went into the washroom and fetch a toilet paper and stood back in front of the mirror and started rubbing between her boobs. She then ask her husband "How long will this take?" then he replied "They will grow larger over a period of years"

The women then suddenly stopped and took a second to think then asked her husband "Do you really think that rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs everyday will make my boobs grow larger over a few years?" The husband, without missing a beat answered "WORKED FOR YOUR BUTT DIDN'T IT?"

Well, the man is still around, didnt get beaten to death. Just that now he needs a great deal of therapy and in time to come he will be able to walk again but when it comes to eating he most probably need to continue to consume through a straw...

So, lesson learnt? ouch...

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
-Oscar Wilde-

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
-Erma Bombeck-

State of Joyfulness

2010-05-18T14:35:00.002+08:00

Been reading one of this scroll I have at home. Bought by my father as he said this values are very very close to what his are. The meanings are good and simple and I do not know whether I posted this before or not but I guess why not eh?

The world has been down to shits lately. Just look around us and there is sure a conflict. I think I myself have lost touch with this and now I guess I need to get back on track! This values if followed, for sure will make the people better..

1. Instead of being fault-finding, be grateful/ thankful

2. Instead of being grudging/ jealous, be appreciative

3. Instead of being calculative, be forgiving

4. Instead of being selfish, be generous

5. Instead of being self-defeating, be proactive

6. Instead of being critical, admire and appreciate

7. Instead of being impulsive, be patient

8. Instead of procrastinating, be optimistic

Simple yet hard...

Zen Teachings

2010-05-17T17:00:00.002+08:00

Read this in one of my emails kinda funny, check this out.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. Its not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart

4. Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with two feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you are alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish then he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, then he will sit on a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone RM20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement.

15. A close mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse - then things just getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping and a laxative on the same night.

The Bounty Hunter

2010-05-12T09:57:00.004+08:00

Just watched Bounty Hunter last nite @ e Curve! Manage to rush myself home and take a quick shower change then rush off to the Curve! Thank god the traffic was really smooth! Dish and Dash took me only 1 hour!! Met Shereen at Sakae Sushi and managed to hentam a few dish before we ajourned to Funky Village to meet the other fellow Adverlets bloggers to get our tickets.

Well this show talks about Milo Boyd (Gerard Butler) a bounty hunter and an ex-cop that was fired from the force not so long ago and Nicole Hurley (Jennifer Aniston) a reporter and ex wife of Milo.

Well the story starts off with Milo driving along the free way and suddenly his car started to smoke really bad! He then stopped and open the boot and Nicole jumps out with a flare and punches Milo on the crotch! then she runs. Then the story flashes back 24 hrs before on what actually happened.

Nicole basically is covering a really hot story about a murder cover up case. At the same time she was suppose to attend a court hearing for as she claimed "accidentally assaulting a police officer". Basically when she was at the front of the court, she got a call from one of her lead which is a bar tender. Basically she asked him to ask around about the murder case "suspects". He managed to get some info but he told her that she will have to meet him now and bring along 500 bucks or else he will sell the story to someone else. She then later told her lawyer that she will be right with him but she ran off and meet the bartender. Upon reaching the venue she saw a truck sped off from the parking space that she suppose to meet this fella.

At the court the lawyer basically try to drag the time but the judge decided to put a bounty on her for skipping bail. The story then zoom to Milo who is basically a broke down to luck ex cop turned bounty hunter. His boss offered him his next assignment and when he saw that the next person is his ex wife. He greeted with so much ethusiasm coz for him its basically his dream job as he assumes that this will be a walk in a park job and his way to a easy payday.

He manages to track her down and catch her which then leads to the event at the beginning of the show. She constantly tries to escape from him to further investigate her murder case and he constantly manage to catch her. As the chase around was going on Nicole uncover more and more information about the murder case. As the tag and chase goes on instead of chasing each other they are now basically running for their lives from this mysterious man named Earl Mahler (Peter Greene) that is trying to kill them.

Along the whole journey there are the side shows such as the so called "Ang Moh Ah Long" chasing Milo as his gambling debt is up to 11 thousand bucks! and also a lame freak show, stalker and the really really really irritating colleague of Nicole, named Steward. He basically made out with Nicole once as they were so drunk and he thinks that they somehow have a thing going on. He is so painful to watch. If I were his friend I would jab him with a pencil into his throat and throw him down a 8 story building so that he wont die and live in agonising pain!

The murder case then started to uncover that cops are actually involved in it and... as expected it definitely has something to do with the couple. The person that is involved is their friend and also the person that got them together, Bobby Jenkins (Dorian Missick) a cop. Basically the murder case report is written by this cop. So now its a merry go round as Milo still wants to get his bounty by throwing Nicole to jail but at the same time he is protecting her and helping her escape from Earl.

Ending is predictable. Wont tell it here though! hehe

OK the best part of this article! my review! I have to say this show is lets just say flat. One or two good jokes but overall, I have to say there was nothing much. The flow of the show is kinda all over the place and never really took off. It didnt really connect. The story is so random and there is no strong script. Somehow I just cant find that chemistry among the actors. Jen and Gerard didnt really took off. I am really disappointed as I kinda like Hitch and expecting something more from this as they have the same director. The characters are irritating to watch especially the side show fellas!

Gerard Butler should stop acting in this kind of so called Acromcom! (Ac-tion, Rom-antic, Com-edy). He's been in this kind of so called anti hero role of an cool skillful obnoxious dude! Kinda spoil his image of the King of Sparta or the cool thief in Rock n Rolla!! In this show he is just not cool and somehow irritating watching him. He was much better in The Ugly Truth as that one he have somewhat more jizz than this one.

Jennifer Aniston is trying very hard to get out of her "Rachel in Friends" image by taking a more gutsy and so called "strong" character role. For me i think she failed miserably. She is good in playing Rachel type character and people just didnt connect with her new style. Starting to show lines of age also... She looks old and I think its time for her to really consider what type of role she needs.

Aiyak, most of my pics is with Shereen. Will load it once i manage to salvage it! eheh

Anyway my verdict? 5/10

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