Tuesday, November 22, 2005

THAILAND IN DA HOUSE

woohooo... just came bek from Thailand.. well its not exactly wut i potrayed in my mind... well let me just giv u a brief description wut i pictured... almost all the gals there are not gals... hehe* and erm... more like a gettho.. siamese ppl wit flowerry hawaiian clothes... hehe* i tell u tv has corrupted me too much. gave me wrong pictures...!

well well.. lemme start... it all begins in a gloomy thursday morning... well the sky is gloomy i mean. woke up at 5am! coz this is a family trip ma... so have to book my washroom early. hhehe. then the airport limo came at 7am. and off we go to klia. whhhooooooosh**. lets zoom past the airport stuff. ok we reached there around 1130 thai time. The queue for the customs is bloody long. i tell u... i was standing there for almost 45 mins or more waiting to get my passport stamped!!! it gave me a bad first impression. but its ok.. coz i am in a jolly good ol mood. after the stamping went to get a cab to go to our hotel. had a lil quarrel wit the lady in charge... she was saying bit by bit... and not the whole thing. first she said 1000 baht for a van. then after thet she said need to plus this.. then plus that. nvm. but we ended up taking the van. then we reached our hotel.the security was damn tight. the van number was taken down by hotel security n mirrors were put below van to check for bombs! but as we got down the hotel bellboy n all their staffs was soooo friendly... made my day already.checked in... man, thailand's gals... i mean ori girls are not bad looking. no wonder those perverted local mens... always head up there to find u know wut.... the receptionist is damn nice n good looking. then we checked in... we headed up to our rooms.

our hotel is called pathuwam princess hotel. next to this ganas shopping center well as the thais called it " the daddy of shopping center" mah bun kwang shopping complex. its nice... almost got thet sungei wang feel but this is more brighter n cleaner la. and lots of "ang mohs". well it was off wit a bang... me n my sis head straight up to the food court as they said the food there is not bad. and have our first dose of tom yam kung.. wooooo.... ganas.. i had my fried basil chicken, fired "oh chien" aka oyster wit eggs. n durian wit pulut. ganaaas. oooo... then we continue shopping and shopping... and shopping... and shopping.... and shopping... well this is wut happen when u go wit a bunch of gals. well my sis, mom, aunts and granma... haha wut u all think??!. thailand is gals shopping haven man!!!

the next day we headed to the floating market... wat arum (temple of dawn) ... grand palace n emerald buddha temple n honey pollun factory. well thank god my aunt managed to get a budget tour guide. we went to all this place accept the factory via the river taxi... nice le... damn nice... well the palace is practically made of gold emerald n all the precioussss stuffs!!! took photo wit the king rama's statue also... all in one day... woohoo not bad man.... not bad at all!!
well all i know is i was sweating like hell... its damn warm n humid ler... not hot but very stuffy there in bangkok. oh ya... i tried this coconut water... there are 2 kinds... one sour ones n the sweet ones.. damn nice n refreshing. after thet we visited the "four faced buddha" at erawan shrine... according to the tour guide... famous hong kong stars always visit there all together. all the siamese there knows cantonese... tahts damn weird.

i tried their McD's... samurai pork burger!!! yum yum... i ate damn alot la in thailand... its all foood galore!

i went to patpong thet night it self tho... aka "tiger show street" it was kinda erm... good experience... saw lotsa weird stuff...chicks dancing on bars in skimpy bikini;s but because i was wit my mom , sis , aunts n granma... was restricted... hhe,. if i were wit my frens.... surely i will be heading in to see some disgusting... candle blowing n ping pong shootingt n other stuffs. ewww

the next day headed to jatuchak or chatuchak or "u have to walk damn alot, but its damn cheap" market!! i tot it was like petaling street-esque looks... but i tot wrong... it is damn bloody big!!! size of 18 football fields wei!!! but it doesnt look that big... but when i started to walk.... and walk.... and walk.... and walk.... it was like never ending!!! i was there for almost a whole day! but i only managed to walk half of it! but over there.... u must learn the bargaining skills... as my sis told me... u have to me a lil mean...! haha* well i did... its easy to convert... 100 bath is 10 ringgit... so i was like slashing like mad... hehe. but thet place is damn bloody hot.... there are even a few 'angmoh's' guy walking topless... i was hoping its the gals la... but sadly none lor... bought alot of stuff there... well more nonsense. got two shirts... and a few craps... got back... my feet n calf hurts like mad.... can barely stand!!!

the last day didnt do much... headed back to MBK shopping complex to do finals clearing.. hehe. end of my trip.... then it was the customs!!! irritating part of the trip... waited again for around 45-50 mins to get my passport stamped! well this trip i got sunburned and sore feet and lotsa extra weights.... baggage weights la... not my weights... coz i think i burn while walking as much as i fill in as much i eat.

as a post mortem of my trip.... i have concluded a few do n donts when u go visit thailand. well it is almost the same as my sis;
1. bring proper shoes or sandals... to avoid sore feet.
2. bring comfortable clothings... coz its gonna be damn hot
3. if go wit family(esp wit older ppls... eg granma) get ready to wait ... and wait... and wait. and food must be careful coz older ppl cant take the food.
4. get ready for sweet dishes.. as thais love their sugar! n get ready for spicy i mean real spicy food as thais also loves their chilli n lemon n basil n lemongrass!
5. learn to bargain!
6. learn to say no!
7. ask someone that go b4 for some advice on transportation!
8. for budget... guest house is kinda cheap here... but i didnt stay. but i heard thet they dun allow locals to enter the guest house so it is safE!!



"u cannot have everything, i mean, where can u put it?"
"i can resist everything except temptations"

1 comment:

Rasta Sinn said...

Ronald looks freaky. Got an education in thailand.

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