Thursday, January 12, 2006

THE PERFECT BEING THAT IS NEVER PERFECT

Gals always think that they are not perfect. well hello.... nobody is... some of them.... wait most of them usually think that they are too fat la... "they are this la that la no la... i am this la... cannot la i must not do that la...." wut ever happen to... as i say again... unique! this is the sequel to my "DRESSIN FOR DA PRESSIN" article. some gals are already like a twig and yet they still thinks that they are too fat.... omg... thats y I am saying the magazines are killin this gals! no one is perfect~! they expect them to dress like this look like this and act like this! Guys like slim gal not thin gal! what ever happen to the "sexy curves!" features... nowadays no one is doing it man.... they are going for the wooden plank with two thumb tacks sticking into it look! or like a two mosquito bite bumps look.... lol! and some actually go for the empty vessel look... u know... the one where u can see that they dun have the boobs and they wear a bra cup size that is bigger then their own boobs... yes this fact actually came from a gal itself! how can u expect to be a twig and have boobs at the same time??!?!?!?!?!

then again most man go for personality man... a man likes a gal when he feels comfortable with... of course abit of looks comes in somewhere in there... but then again.... comfortable man... com..for..ta..ble! we dun like to see u starve ur ass of to be a chopstick... eat right n exercise is the key to shredding those weight... no dieticians will ask u to starve... they ask u to eat less! so dun starve!

Sometimes when u tell her "not to eat liao..." she will go... "so u are saying i am fat izzit?" then u said "no la.... dun think so much" then she goes..." so now u are saying i am sensitive la?" ...WARRRGHHH!!!!! stop messing wit our brains!!! stop twisting our words! I know u all think its funny sometimes... but we dont!! we find it.... well... well... nvm.....

I tell u... this gotta stop! once and for all! it is fine that u all are finding perfection but dun drag everyone into it too...

"everything is never perfect... that is why we are humans!, imperfections makes the human being... almost perfect" -junsern 06-

2 comments:

Rasta Sinn said...

You know what... The next time a girl says shes fat, say yes i think so too. You need to lose at least 20pounds. no wonder you boyfriend hasnt given you a ring yet. or if she isnt spoken for, no wonder no ones asked you out. twigs with boobs exist. its called plastic surgery. and im a strong advocate of plastic surgery and plastic explosive. wa-ah-ah-ah...

koRnholio said...

very very true!~

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