Saturday, May 13, 2006

ZEBRA GAJEEBRA

Malaysian drivers are assholes! wow what a way to start a blog.. kakaka. hmmm its been sometime since i blogg-ed. went into a psychotic dillusional phase recently... i started talking to pillows and cd's. kakakkaa... i am not kidding. hehe. anyway... i just thought of this issue that day... malaysian drivers dun actually give a damn about road signs or road rules. its like when they say the speed limit is 90km/h we will purposely go to the limit... we go 100km/h... and when it is 50km/h... we say its nonsense.... and go 80km/h. sigh... champion la u all. Zebra crossing... this is a funny one... when i was in S'pore... i was crossing the zebra crossing... when i was crossing it... i saw a car coming i moved faster and cross the road... and my spore cousin ask me why i ran... well i told her... 'have you been in msia??' . The sporean car actually stopped and let us cross... so i tot it was ok la. the next zebra crossing i just take my time and cross... and out of all odds... a car sped through the corner... and suddenly jam braked... i was shocked... and guess wut i saw... msian car... kakkakaa. dammit... the car stopped not bcoz he saw the zebra crossing... well he saw me and my cousin in da middle of the road! hehehe. So typical msians... Another thing... i was walking by s'pore's orchard road...traffic is heavy and i took a deep breath... and i never sneeze or cough or suffocate... tat is how clean they are.... although i dun really like the country... but i have to put this up for them man... well done... try walking at Jalan Bukit Bintang and take a deep breath. U will pass out that instantly!!! *cough*cough*... pengsan~~... kakakka.

This is the most annoying part. My housing area have a bunch of really bone headed dimweeds that have o common sense or any respect to the rule. They will rev their 'no money to buy a good car so i add a loud exhaust to my car to make it cool sounding' car... in da middle of the night!!! zooming around a children playground... thinking its one of the fast and furious scene!!! well that is not fast and furious.. that is just f*cked and furious!!! brainless pricks... they actually zoom past so many times in da evening too! when there is kids running around the area... i would really wait if one day a kid will get bang... and i will lead a bunch of mothaf*ckers and whack the living shit out of that driver! just so ingnorant!!!! wanna rev or show off cars go la to jln bukit bintang or sultan ismail... oh ya... u cant... coz ur car is a crap car... cant keep up wit those 'real' race cars.... tsk tsk... malu la eh... its ok i understand... u r trying to keep it real...

well that all about it... nothing more to bitch about anymore... for now...

"dee deedeee"
-carlos mencia-

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