Friday, July 23, 2010

2010 Horrible Movies...

Let's start this post with this years worst movie... The Killers. Don't ask what possessed me to go see this one cuz I usually avoid Katherine Hiegel movies like the plague (yes, including Knocked Up). There is nothing about Hiegel I like, from her fake teeth to her dumb face to her monkey ass ditsy bitch personality. She is a cunt. And speaking of cunts, has anyone seen how fat Jessica Simpson has gotten? Poor woman. Anyways I'm not gonna review the Killers all I'm gonna say is that you'd have more fun playing Russian roulette with a tranquilizer gun filled with AIDS.

Next movie Clash of the Titans. Another dumb excuse for a movie which could have ended in 3 minutes. Oh, unless the princess is sacrificed to the Kraken (Crackhead, c'mon i'll suck your...) the whole town will get wiped out. And then the prince goes on his merry way with a bunch of dudes (gay fest) and the ever irritating Gemma Artartaeraeton, spewing moronic diatribe and unwanted advice all the way along. Besides the hint of racism involving a certain djinn and a certain woman who feeds her hair rats, there is absolutely nothing worthy about watching this movie. this movie could have ended with the prince getting on board that flying horse, killing snake woman and then turning the crackhead to stone (or getting the crackhead stoned, to use a passive sentence).

After that we have Predators. So much hope, so much disappointment. I'd rather watch a movie about two pedophiles in speedos (pedos in speedos), drive around in a white van looking for kids (hence the name predators, get it? no, moving on swiftly....)

This has been a really really rotten movie year. Besides A-Team, that hasn't been a single watchable movie this entire year. Y'know why? Cuz Hollywood has run out ideas... So if you, like me, hate the crap they've been spewing out visit www.thistowncrew.com for some good wholesome family entertainment which is coincidentally for ages 18 and above.

Cyanora for now. Rhasta Out...

3 comments:

Isley Chang~ said...

Clash of the TiTan ok la~ just its abit watse money to watch it at 3d

"I" the writer said...

Kick Ass has to be the best so far dude, 95% uncensored in Malaysian cinemas

koRnholio said...

kick ass kicked ass man! ahha

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