Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Sometimes its best to SHUT UP!


Well there is always a saying that be "truthful" to girls, and it will take you places. I guess the saying is kinda true! especially when it comes to nice guys like me. *ahem* This is one story that I guess we guys should learn from.

here goes...

Fresh from the shower a women stood in front of the mirror and complain to her husband that her boobs are too small. The smart husband instead of characteristically tell her its not, he suggested that "If you want your boobs to grow, try taking a piece of toilet paper and rub between them for a few minutes"

Willing to try anything, the women quickly went into the washroom and fetch a toilet paper and stood back in front of the mirror and started rubbing between her boobs. She then ask her husband "How long will this take?" then he replied "They will grow larger over a period of years"

The women then suddenly stopped and took a second to think then asked her husband "Do you really think that rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my boobs everyday will make my boobs grow larger over a few years?" The husband, without missing a beat answered "WORKED FOR YOUR BUTT DIDN'T IT?"

Well, the man is still around, didnt get beaten to death. Just that now he needs a great deal of therapy and in time to come he will be able to walk again but when it comes to eating he most probably need to continue to consume through a straw...

So, lesson learnt? ouch...

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”
-Oscar Wilde-

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
-Erma Bombeck-

4 comments:

Sumandak From the Land Below the Wind said...

guess u need to live with what you have...
take it or leave it..hahahah

Isley Chang~ said...

My god~ haha. it do works on butt. haha...

Kelvin said...

Lol, are u the man in the story?

koRnholio said...

if i am then i wouldnt be here lo wuakaka

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