Wednesday, April 26, 2006

aihs...

this is the song best for my situation now...

Daniel Powter - Had a Bad Day

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(Oh.. Holiday..)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day

Saturday, April 22, 2006

I FOUND THE CURE FOR BIRD FLU!!!

Amazin isnt it??!!! i think i am going to buy one of this air-cond now!!!! who would have thought... LG...found the cure... wow.... whoa... wooooo.... !!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

aihs... damn bored

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."

"The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl!" -(At the Academy Awards as Host)

"If a bullet cost $5000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders."

-chris rock-

"I've got 40 Nations ready to roll son!" [guy from crowd] "Like Who?" "Who the fuck said that? Like who? England. Japan's sendin' PlayStations... Stankonia said they are willing to drop bombs over Baghdad."

"Look at that magic marker. What, you think that's some kind of crayon?!? Take the cap off, sniff it and get high!"

"They got this character on there named Oscar.. They treat this guy like SHIT, the entire show. 'Oscar you're SO mean.. isn't he kids?' 'Yeah Oscar, you're a GROUCH' It's like, 'BITCH, I LIVE IN A FUCKING TRASH CAN! I'm the poorest motherfucker on Sesame Street! Nobody's helpin' me.' And then you wonder why your kids grow up and step over homeless people. 'Get a job, Grouch!'"

Don't even tell me how to get to Sesame Street. That is a terrible place; I wouldn't go there if I knew the way. 6 foot pigeons walkin' around, and an elephant thats a junkie. 'Hiiii Berrrt.'"

How come they ain't found Biggie and 2-Pac's murderers, but they arrest O.J. the next day. Nicole Simpson can't rap! I want justice, this whole court is out of order!

And as I sip my soda, that I'm sure somebody spit in, I just would like to say to all of you, kiss my ass you rotten mothafuckas, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in Buc Nasty's mama's dish.

What can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan; It looks bombed out and depleted.

-dave chappelle-

"Jamaica would never make an atomic bomb. They may make an atomic bong. But I'd rather fight a war with the atomic bong because when the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation, when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaaation!"

"If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?"

"... And FROGS, fell from the sky! Maybe they fell from the sky or maybe there were a bunch of Jews with catapults going, "NOW!"

--In a Scottish Accent-- "Here's my idea for a fucking sport... I knock a ball in a gopher hole... Oh you mean like pool... Fuck off pool, not with a straight stick with a lil fucked up stick I whack the ball it goes in a gopher hole... Oh you mean like croquet... FUCK CROQUET! I put the hole hundreds of yards away oh Fuck off yeah... Oh like a bowling thing... Fuck no not straight. I put shit in the way like trees and bushes and high grass so you can loose your fucking ball and go whacking away with a fucking tire iron, whacking away and each time you miss you feel like you're gonna have a stroke. Fuck that’s what we'll call it a stroke, cause every time you miss you feel like your gonna fucking die. Oh great and here's the better part oh fuck this is brilliant right near the end I'll put a flat piece with a lil flag to give you fucking hope but then I'll put a pool and a sandbox to fuck with your ball again. I'll be there crashing your ass jerking away in the sand... Oh and you do this one time... FUCK NO! 18 Fucking times! WOOO!!!"

"Beer commercials usually have big men, manly men doing manly things: 'You just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer.' Why not a realistic beer commercial like, 'It's five o'clock in the morning. You just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.'"

"They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament. That's also like talking about partial circumcision. Same thing. You either go all the way or fucking forget it! You know what I'm saying."

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

-robin williams-

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

-jim carrey-

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

SKETCHY 2

my version of chimera.. kakkaka... taken from warcraft.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

Here some more men who oughta be strapped to a gurney and castrated with fishing knives. White guys who shave their heads completely bald. They're so ashamed they lost eleven hairs, they try to turn it to some kind of a masculine statement. I say hey, you goofy-lookin' baldy-headed fuck! Looks good on black guys, on you it's ugly, repulsive and disgusting. You wanna be bald? Do what I did - wait awhile. In the meantime there's no excuse for runnin' around lookin' like a freshly circumsized dick.

Thou shalt not kill. Murder. The fifth commandment. But if you think about it...if you think about it, religion has never really had a problem with murder. Not really. No, more people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason. All you have to do...all you have to do is look at slavery, the Middle East, the Crusades, the Inquisition, the Holocaust, and the World Trade Center, and you'll see how seriously the religious folks take "Thou Shalt Not Kill." The more devout they are...the more devout they are, the more they see murder as negotiable...it's negotiable. It depends, you know? It depends, it depends on who's doing the killing, and who's getting killed.

-george carlin-

Monday, April 10, 2006

SKETCHY


this is the sketch i drew on my fren's lighter...well the one on my fren's on got color la. i did this 3 years ago... and my fren lost his lighter... damn

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Love or be loved

L'amour... oh l'amour... something that cannot be detected or cannot be stopped. Its something that hit you when you least expected it... and when it hits you it blind you and send you into a semi reality state. Well i have heard a fair share of love stories n problems. One thing i am still curious is alot of ppl boast about the shits that they gonna do... i will this... i wont let that... i am sure i am this... somethings i cannot bla bla bla bla...

And i notice when they enter the l'amour arena... they just turn around and say the totally opposite things or do the things they say they wont do. Thats why i usually dont wanna say anything about this love love thing... coz i do not know wut i will do in da name of love... really... alot of people deny it... but when comes the time... they just crash head on... and still smile... this is the beauty and the beast of love.

One thing i dont understand is why can some people rather die if someone leaves them... that is just bullshit man... plain stupidity. Although it blinds you but ur common sense is still burning clear! What ever happened to ..move on... or life goes on... ?? For what i learn from my own experience... is what ever happened... we must make it just another chapter of our lives and not making our lives this chapter! get it? ok simpler... dont make ur life around it but make it just another event that happened in your life... learn from it and move on.

Sappy? hell yeah... you can say that... but i can tell you everyone of you will go through this phase... and when it hits you... u'll know..... even the thoughest guy or gal will eventually end up soft... just see... u know it...

Ppl will say that i dun have enuff experience or right to say this but wtf! i am still gonna say it anyway >>
Guys... if u dun like the gal... dun la play ppls feelings... n gals... dun la get too attached so fast! always give space n time to learn ur partner first...

f*ck now i am giving advice pulak... nvm.. community service....
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