Friday, October 29, 2010

RELIVING OLD MEMORIES pt1

Was just strolling through memory lane and suddenly I started to recall several things that I used to love watching on TV. Well, then we dont have internet or hand phones so the only thing closest to free entertainment is TV!! yeah! it was also then we only have 4 channels! TV1, TV2, TV3 and MetroVision!

During this time I would sit down with my family enjoying this game shows! good times, good times!

First off was LINGO! remember? Well I couldnt find the Malaysian one where it was aired on TV2 everyday at 7.30! ahha and hosted by Gary Thanesan



Since we dont have computer at home I find this BIG COMPUTER really amazing in A Million Dollar Chance of a Lifetime!



then this was the thing that spark my drawing skills, Win, Lose or Draw!



There was a time we will make sure we remember where the aisle that has what! just incase we join Supermarket Sweep!



Then there was Fun House!



Then the grand daddy of it all.... Pat Sajak and Vanna White in... Wheel... Of.... Fortune!



ahhh how all this brings back memories!

watch out for pt. 2!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

PRAWN MEE @ KAM HEONG RESTAURANT, PJ STATE

I've been eating at this place for god know how long ago. And this place is famous for their prawn mee! This is non other that Kam Heong Coffee shop prawn mee. Just ask anyone from PJ south area and ask them about PJ state prawn mee and they will say yea they know.


I got a friend, Joe, he said when he was young, their family will go to this place almost every weekend! why? coz the Prawn Mee is just too gooooood. Till that day I went there and there he was! eating with his wife! Its that good! read more here. <<

LIFE - by Rocky Balboa

I always think that this line is one of the best line to live by.....

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life." -Rocky Balboa-

Thursday, October 21, 2010

An Ocean Tale

Dedicated to all those who use.

Jika anda mengesnorkel di laut dan find yourself melihat sesuatu penyu berenang pada top speed di kejar oleh seekor anjing laut lebih dikenali sebagai leopard seal, anda perlu melihat ke dalam diri sendiri anda dan mengefigure kenapa si anjing laut yang lebih dikenali sebagai leopard seal ini mengejar penyu?

Mungkin si penyu in mengambil 20 kilogram rumput laut lebih dikenali sebagai sea weed daripada si anjing laut yang lebih dikenali sebagai leopard seal ini dan tidak membayar balik hutang yang dia owe. Hutang si penyu bukanla dalam wang kerana apalah si anjing laut ini akan guna dengan wang. Mungkin bayaran itu adalah dalam ikan kerana seperti kita semua tahu, anjing laut memang suka makan ikan dan ikan sahaja.

Dan daripada kedarknessan laut, munculnya sesuatu ikan jerung yang lebih dikenali sebagai Great White Shark kerana macam semua Mat Salleh mengangap diri sendiri mereka sebagai "Great" ikan jerung ini yang juga berkulit putih, telah follow in their footsteps dan menganggap dirinya sebagai "Great" kerana dia mendengar terlalu banyak radio conservative America yang disiarkan oleh sonar ikan-ikan paus sperma atau Sperm Whale (kita semua tahu apa ikan paus macam ini buat dalam masa lapang mereka). Oleh kerana penyu dan anjing laut adalah makluk air yang muncul dalam menu ikan jerung ini, dia mengejar dua haiwan ini.

Tapi bila push comes to shove, penyu dan anjing laut gang up dan memangil kawan mereka ikan lumba-lumba atau lebih dikenali sebagai dolphin rempit kerana suka lumba lumba. Ikan dolphin ini ditengah mendengar lagu Smashing Pumpkins atau Menghancur Labu yang dititle Bullet With Butterfly Wings atau Peluru dengan Kepak Rama-Rama. Kita semua tahu bahawa Rama-Rama dan Kupu-Kupu sebenarnya orang India yang bernama Ramasamy dan Kupusamy.

Pasukan Khas SWAT Dolphin ini datang dengan secepat mungkin dan menguna kuasa sonar mengejar ikan jerung itu daripada kawasan ini dan mereka join si penyu dan si angjing laut untuk "smoke up" menguna sea weed while mendengar lagu-lagu Bob Marley temasuk Tak Ada Perempuan Tak Menangis, Askar-Askar Kerbau, Mungkin Ini Cinta dan lebih-lebih lagi. Itulah kisah Laut ini.

Why Superman Returns Sucked

To all those who feel that the 2006 Bryan Singer Superman movie was good... Here's what I've got to say... It's not. For a very simple reason. There was no supervillain. Every superhero movie needs a supervillain. Iron Man 2 had Whiplash, Spiderman had the Goblin and Tentacle Man (straight out of a Japanese hentai movie) and The Dark Knight had the Joker. What did Superman fight at the end of Superman returns? A giant rock. A giant kryptonite rock. You know what I would do if I was faced with a giant rock that could kill me... MOVE! And for those of you who said well the bad guy was Lexington Steele Luthor... He doesn't count! He ain't a supervillain. He's a real estate agent. Now I have a really funny line about real estate agents being slave owners, but I don't think this blog is the correct forum for that kind of vile humor.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Facebook... A Study

I read in a recent study done by some people who study things (always amazes me that ppl study in a university, leave and spend their lives studying things) that Malaysians have the most number of friends on Facebook. Before you "Bookers" start patting yourselves on the back, a little info first. Japanese people have on average 29 friends, Norwegians a little more. Malaysians... In the hundreds. You know why? Cuz the Japanese and Norwegians are private people. When you see their friend list, those are their "REAL FRIENDS". Not classmates, colleagues, acquaintances, massage therapists, hookers, blah blah. FRIENDS. Malaysians on the other hand will accept anyones request to be friends. And hence the numbers. Look. Your colleagues are for the most part not your friends. Not every person you work with is your friend. Sometime soon when a promotion is due, that person will stab you in the back and the front to get that job. Your friendship and the fact you are facebook buddies will mean... (I'm gonna steal a line from the song WAR)... absolutely nothing nothing nothing nothing WAR! What are you good for? Absolutely nothing.

And here's another loser mentality about having 200 friends based on the following conversation:

NP: Hello. What you up to?
FBP: Oh nothing. Just staying in tonight.
NP: But its Friday. Why are you staying in?
FBP: Well I really wanna go out and stuff but I don't have anyone to go out with.
NP: Wait a second. You have 1000 friends on facebook.
FBP: Yeah, but those are like online friends. I dont know any of them.
NP: You don't know any of them? Bitch, have you lost your mind! You post shit all the time on Facebook. Where you are, who you're with (if you can manage to find someone who'll spend time with you), what you're doing!
FBP: So?
NP: So!!! SO!!!! Listen here you stupid heffer, if you have simply added people to your facebook page, chances are you have a serial killer, rapist or stalker that's looking at your page everyday. And now you're telling this person where you are and what you're doing!
FBP: Wait someone just rang the doorbell. It's midnight.
NP: There you go.
FBP: I'm fucked aren't I?
NP: Looks like I'll be seeing you in the obituary.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

SO WHAT IF YOU ARE THE SO CALLED IT GUY??!!


Have you met anyone that always thinks they are THE ONE? That everything they do is golden? I do! and its been getting on my fucking nerves lately!

I usually will blog about a certain topic that I felt reaches my boiling point! But this article is the second time it reaches the boiling point! You can read the first article here << In the space of one month I have reached a boiling point! Recently I again heard and personally felt this stupid phenomenon that I call SELF ACCLAIMED TOP FUCK! This fuckweeds thinks that what ever they do or say is special. Oh wow! For example this fucktards will do something and got some fame and they think they are some super god given talent where people will bow to them and pray to them as if they are some fucking hero!

Reality check!

in the words of my GF... "SO WHAT?!! YOU STILL HAVE TO DIE IN THE END!!"

This also happens when sometimes they will organise something and then when people tend to ignore them or so happened to have something more important that crop up suddenly. They throw a bitch fit and start to rant and bitch like some kind of fucking spoiled brat! OOOH i am gonna black list them! I am gonna make sure they pay for it! This is just a fucking cover up for the fucking "FACE" they lost. Dun give face la, no respect la bla bla bla yada yada yada and the list goes on and on. This is when they suddenly realised that they are not the be all know all being. I would like to say a very fucking congratulations! you are so self absorb with fame and "respect" or more like people sucking your dick that when something doesn't go your way you bitch all day long. Why? Ego bruised is it? HARDY HAR HAR!

There also also some that thinks when they say something people will listen and follow. But when suddenly people doesnt listen then they will panic and out of no where start verbally attacking the personal issues! This is not right. So unmanly! If you are smart enough or have the BALLS you ask the person to come upfront and confront them personally instead of bitching about them behind! This kind of ALPHA dominant fucktards will always want to be in control of the situation. They love it when people listen to them or follow what ever they do. This just gets on my fucking nerves! That is why I will usually avoid this asswipes and chill with my fellow CIVILIZED friends. Where we try to understand and find out what is the true situation then only make our assumption. Instead of bitching and ranting all day long and put them into the "Black List" woooooo... so scary la coz I am not in their list anymore... har har *sarcasm*

OVER AND OUT!

Friday, October 15, 2010

THE OTHER GUYS movie review

OK here is the review for The Other Guys as promised from my previous article where you can read here <<. I have to say the movie is actually quite entertaining and I have to say that this is one of Will Farrell's better movies. His chemistry with Mark Wahlberg is actually quite good. I was hoping that Will Farrell dont overkill the jokes but instead I felt Mark Wahlberg overdid his acting a little bit. The show is genuinely funny. Not slap stick not dark humor just funny. Its all plays on emotion and just good acting. I felt that the flow of the movie was slightly and i mean slightly slow for a comedy but its all good. There are very memorable moments like the Tuna story, the humming with the smile and the explosion part. Actually this is the first time Marky mark Wahlberg act in a comedy.

The aura of Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Samuel L Jackson was very good and even though it was abit overdone as in their arrogant style but its still damn funny. There is a slight twist that I really did not anticipate and somehow caught me aback. Felt abit like Ben Affleck's character in Smokin Aces. (not revealing... go watch it yourself and you will know)

Eva Mendes's role as Will Farrell's wife is the classic Eva Mendes style with abit of a geeky sex maniac in it. Interesting.....

And its been a long time since I saw Micheal "once upon a time was Batman" Keaton act. His character is also an interesting one. In this movie he too live a double life! Well police captain during the day and Electrical Store manager during the night. Why? in his words "Just to earn enough money to send his bisexual son to college". And he constantly quotes TLC's songs.

My verdict? Its a very nice flowing comedy. I read in one article that the reason jokes sounds original is because it is not in the script and the one liners are mostly improvised on scene. Director Adam McKay basically took one shot with the original script and few others with self improvised lines from the actors. No wonder...

Overall I gave 8/10! One hell of a funny movie that is a must watch!

Lastly I would like to thank Advertlets and Sony Pictures for the movie preview.

"OW, my ears! How do you walk away from an explosion without it hurting your ears, man? I call BS on that! This is like watching Star Wars, where Luke uses the Force and escapes the Death Star without a problem, completely unrealistic!" Allen Gamble (Will Farrell)


"Don't insult Star Wars, man! That's the Holy Grail of sci-fi! " Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg)

Monday, October 11, 2010

MACHETE - ULTIMATE B GRADED MOVIE!

Just saw Machete last nite. Well supposed to sleep at 12am but the temptation of watching was too strong so I took the plunge! End of the nite I was happy with the movie!

Cant say much about the story. Its made in the view of a B graded movie. It started as a fake trailer in Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse. But because the trailer had such a good response in youtube Rodriguez decided to make a full feature movie out of it. For a so called B-Graded movie it consist alot of stars namely Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Michele Rodriguez, Steven Seagal and Nash Bridges duo Don Johnson and Cheech Marin.

This is the first time Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan go nude! unbelievable movie I have to say! Killer punchlines and super hardcore b-graded gore! I have to say Michele Rodriguez looks freaking hot in this movie! she looks hotter and hotter each time she appears in a new movie!

Cheech Marin's character was funny also! A mob killing priest!

I would say this is an awesome cult like movie. I know I am now one of the members! ahhaha "For the Network!" If you love Grindhouse then you will definitely love this! Its a must watch! Forget the story line and just enjoy fun filled B graded movie!!

Enjoy one of the many trailers!



"God have mercy.... I don't" -Padre Benicio Del Toro-

Friday, October 08, 2010

ELEVATORS

Junsern hit a nerve with his post on elevators. The one floor thing... My God... I actually feel like killing these people dead. One floor! You dick! WALK!!!! And it gets worse... If you are taking the elevator ONE FLOOR DOWN!!! What are you... Stupid, Simple or Just Plain Retarded? You know what I do, if I am alone in the elevator and I see someone rushing towards me, I do the constantine thing... i press and hold the close button. Cuz the last thing i need is to have waited 20 seconds in the elevator only to open the door again and have some simple minded motherfucker take the damn lift one floor up. Next time you're in an elevator with some assholes... fart. Just fart. They gave you shit, now you give it back to them. They'll be forced to smell your hatred and contempt for them in weaponized aerosol form. There is a song by Kid Rock for all these people - Fist Of Rage. Being beaten in an enclosed space. I also hate fucking parents who let their retarded troglodyte hellspawn touch every button in the lift and when you enter you got to sit through the door opening on every floor. If that's done to you, just take the stairs and don't sit inside like a fucking retard with the doors opening on each floor and you looking like a stuffed animal on display to every single person that looks at you. Like Shaggy said Mr. Bombastic, Really Gonna Spastic, Touch Me on The Butt cuz It's Romantic, My **** is made of plastic, touch me on the butt and i'll go ro-ro-ro-mantic.

ps - I just got a text asking if makhluk ghaib exist... Yeah. Look for these assholes in the elevator.

Rhasta Signing Off!

WTF IS BLOGWALKING?

What the hell is blog walking? and what the hell is visit my site back yea? I am really annoyed when some fucked up retards come to my "blog" just to walk pass it. If your intentions is just to "walk" by and hoping that I "walk" by yours too then i would like to say.......

F off!

And check this out... trying to "say" nice things to coax me to visit your up selling site? Get the hell out!!!

annoying!!! haha I am pretty sure they wont read this and they will still say my blog is nice and informative! hehe

Thursday, October 07, 2010

FOOD GALORE!

Suddenly I have the urge to finish up and post all my long pending food blog.... CLICK BELOW TO GET HUNGRY

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

The Other Guys Preview Screening by Sony Pictures and Advertlets

Being the top dogs sometimes has its ups and sometimes has its downs. But for me, I never like to side the top dogs but more of the underdogs. Why? coz by helping the underdogs to win or triumph just has more satisfaction. It gives hope and it inspires other underdogs to dare to stand up and believe... and one advantage about being the "other guys" rather than the "Guys" is that it is lesser pressure! You are not confined to maintaining image or standard that other "people" expect of you. You have the freedom of being creative and the freedom to move around or do anything without being judged! Being the other guys also has the element of surprise. No one expects anything, no one knows you and suddenly VIOLA! you come out guns blazing shocking the world!

So sometimes its just nice to take the back seat and let others take the limelight while you quietly learn from their mistakes and improve yourselves... wuahaha sinister...

Anyway lets talk about the movie, this movie stars "the most electrifying man in sports entertainment" The Rock (to you newbies he is now known as Dwayne Johnson), "I will kick you and shoot you after" Samuel L Jackson, "the elf that drove in talladega" Will Farrell, Marky Mark Wahlberg and the gorgeous Eva Mendes. Pretty interesting cast. Really want to see how Will Farrell stand up with this fellas. Here is the synopsis

Synopsis

NYPD Detectives Christopher Danson and P.K. Highsmith (Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson) are the baddest and most beloved cops in New York City. They don’t get tattoos – other men get tattoos of them. Two desks over and one back, sit Detectives Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) and Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg). You’ve seen them in the background of photos of Danson and Highsmith, out of focus and eyes closed. They’re not heroes – they’re “the Other Guys.”

But every cop has his or her day and soon Gamble and Hoitz stumble into a seemingly innocuous case no other detective wants to touch that could turn into New York City’s biggest crime. It’s the opportunity of their lives, but do these guys have the right stuff?

Columbia Pictures’ ensemble action comedy The Other Guys stars Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton, Steve Coogan, Ray Stevenson, with Samuel L. Jackson and Dwayne Johnson. Directed by Adam McKay and written by Adam McKay & Chris Henchy, the producers are Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Jimmy Miller, and Patrick Crowley.

If you are interested to know more about the preview screening by Advertlets click here <----

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

TAKE THE EFFING STAIRS!


I just came back from lunch and this one thing has been getting on my nerves for a really long time. I am rushing back to my office which is the last floor on the top and I have to deal with all this lazy ass people that comes in just to go up or down ONE fucking floor. ONE floor! You dont look sick, you dont look crippled or you dont look old... take the fucking stairs!

Not like you need to walk up 10 stories! Coz i know it takes me 30 seconds to get to my 15 floor from ground floor but bcoz of this heroes I will waste 3-4 minutes of my time, depending on how many dimweeds are in the lift! (sounds like a time freak hehe) But its true, and worse of all they take their own sweet time walking in and walking out. Some is even worse, they start to look at their watch, documents etc etc and when the door opens they still read and with that startled look and the startled jerk, they look up and see if it is their floor. ITS JUST ONE FLOOR of course its your floor! How long do you think the lift will take to go up ONE FLOOR??!!! TAKE THE FUCKING STAIRS la so u got more time to read or fiddle with you watch or documents! There was once i saw a young lady, looks physically fit and she is not carrying anything, walking also looks normal but she have to take the lift up one floor! this really amazes me!! not like i am asking you to walk up 10 thousand flight of stairs!


One more thing that irritates me is when you are waiting at the lift, the button has already been pressed, lights is on, indicator arrow lights is also lit up that the lift is 1-2 floors away, this fucking hero comes and press the up button again... and again... and again. Perhaps he played too much FB games where u have to click as much as possible so that your thing will go faster! IT DOESN'T WORK ON LIFTS! Worse one is those who is rushing, the one that presses the button continuously *tap,tap,tap,tap,tap* in a furious manner. Wont work la, spoil the button only. Perhaps we should design a lift based on ppl on the hurry. Maybe this way we can be healthier.

Did you come across those that was chatting away while waiting for the lift and when the lift comes they still chat and ask questions. Kept the door open for a while and ask questions and trying to talk while the door is closing. and when the door is closing they speak louder and louder! then WHAM, they mumble to themselves something. Why dont you finish your CHAT then only click for the lift la! waste my time only listening you ask weird questions on where is this fella la or what does this do... and one more is when this two dimweeds met in the lift and started chatting and one goes out and the other in the lift stops the door to... finish their conversation! GET OUT OF THE LIFT and talk first la! dun hog the lift can or not?!

So... please be a responsible lift user!! please!

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.” -Sam Levenson
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