Friday, September 25, 2009

WHO said Chilvary is dead?

Who said it? you know why it is presumed dead??! well it is because we make it so. The days of ladies and gentlemen are gone... well.... not exactly! if it is gone then why do we still use it in our opening speeches? we should just call everyone bitches and assholes.... "good morning bitches and pricks... let us rejoice in this fucked up morning..."

But it is not... why? because we still have that believe and we want to believe that it is still there. Women still talks about it. I want a guy that is a gentlemen and treat me like a lady instead of just getting into my pants and stuffs. Well It is still there but how come there isnt any true out and out gentlemen anymore? why? Coz it is misused and misunderstood! I got this line from a old movie... remember blast from the past? the one starring Brendan Fraser and Alicia Silverstone. There is this line where they say... "I mean I thought a "gentleman" was somebody that owned horses. But it turns out, his short and simple definition of a lady or a gentleman is, someone who always tries to make sure the people around him or her are as comfortable as possible." So it is there... we still have it. There are still people who does it! Well, my interpretation of a gentlemen and a lady is a person that gives respect to anyone that is around them.

Well chilvary and gentlemen-ism is hidden because like said its misused! When ever a guy turns on his gentlemen-ism girls will think that this guy have something up his sleeve. There isnt any trust anymore. This is due to some assholes and pricks that use this to lure girls into their trap! So this slowly makes good guys look mischevious or suspicious! I am just so annoyed! On the other hand, when it comes to some girls, they tend to take advantage of the nice guys... using his niceness to fill up their void? hmmm...

Friday, September 18, 2009

This Town...

coming soon.... watch out for their clips

how times have change!

I still remember back in those days when I actually got addicted to this few things called mIRC. Remember it? This is when virtual 'chatting' with people started. No need for phone calls... all we have to do is log into our very own channel and chat all the way! using different fonts, actions and stuffs that is pre moving emoticons!

As I recall the channels that I usually log into is the Mamak or the Malaysian channel. I realised this is the area when unsociable people get to put on their alter ego or put on a really deceiving 'nick' and speak their heart out. Well there are some desperate fellas that will somehow put really really lame nicks as their details such as 22MKL, HornyGuy etc etc... cmon... are they really so desperate? posting 'interesting' lines such as "any girls that is interested to talk with a handsome pakistani from kl please message me" what the F--k??!!! this seems like a really really desperate person!

Then there are the attention grabbers where they are so desperate to be the so called admin of the channel where they called it +ops! haha where they can kick or invite people... so vely kool oh! yea right! and some people are so desperate that they will try their best to impress the +ops just to become one themselves.... maybe its that gaining power thingy where in the 'real' world... they cant do... social misfits... perhaps? this is where I come in the picture... my cousin and I will purpose log in just to whack the shit out of this losers. Degrading them bringing them down and just cuss and rip them apart.... ( last time no car to go out at night so make good use of the internet lo) fun times... fun times...

I use to go to this cyber cafe called 'cyber jacks' at Thrifty supermarket with my buddy just to kacau ppl... FYI that freaking cybercafe cost a bomb! freaking RM7 per hour. Dammit! and the pc sucks! Ok back to the story... we will then log in to the CyberJacks channel and start picking out a girl and just to mess them up. We once actually talk to a girl and then describe what is she wearing and where is she seating and asking her to stand up just so we can see her... and she actually stood up! creepy rite? well what to do... it was then we got no life! haha

Now the days of MIRC is long gone... it is only open to pakistanis, bangladeshis or indonesians in Malaysia trying their best to find a 'friend'... I am not joking... yes I was 'gatal' and log into it not too long ago... its just so down now... I wonder the few losers are still there or not...

Then there was this personal instant messaging program called....... ICQ... well it was a short form for I seek you... Modern lingo perhaps... but I dont remember using that word... it is fun once upon a time too... the irritating sound when there is a message coming in...."UH OH".... the horror... the countless "UH OH"s coming in... omg.... irritating... but it is a form of free communication. The excitement of putting weird fonts or icons as ur nick and putting so called cool info in your profile (yea i did that too...guilty as charged) well that is where I got my so called cool nick KoRnholio... wuahahhaha... but I realised that alot of my friends still use their same nick back then as their emails....

ahh gone are the days of icq and irc.... now there is only Skype, MSN messenger and yahoo messenger... how times have changed eh??

F1 craze?

Whoa whoa whoa... we have a F1 team now? wut the f---?!! its cool la that we have something to cheer for rather than just cheering sauber coz it has Petronas there... but then again? who is funding this F1 escapade? Air Asia? Naza? aiyo... and most of all the government? yea yea we might be taking in our own petronas "students'' from sauber. But are they ready for this challenge?
Then again... at least it will add some local flavour to the F1... for Malaysians that is!

What can I say... go Malaysia? F1Malaysia? hehe we better have that Formula for 1 Malaysia ahah. We sure do hope that the cars wont have the same problem we are facing when we drive our local cars... gear box problems... power window problems? maybe in time to come we can come out with the F1 car SE version... add some skirting and spoilers and a killer mufflers so that our car stands out during the race! hahaha

Like the saying... bunyi macam ribut... gerak macam siput!

god bless Malaysia! and their new F1 team!
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