Monday, March 21, 2011


I am pretty sure most people will encounter friends that live off another friend just because there is some benefits with them? Its normal, rite? We call it symbiosis rite? You scratch my back I scratch yours or just plain I wanna be your friend. All this is cool and dandy! Then there are those that will be friends with you just because you benefit them alot. When things starts to become one sided or things started to flow in just one direction. Give and not take or just take and not give.

There are two type of this kind of "friends". One is intentional and the other is unintentional. Unintentional? yes! Sometimes when one friend does it out of good will to help a friend and after a few repetition, the receiving party has gotten used to it. Then when the "goodwill service" stops, they get angry! Weird?

I've list down 8 things that describe this kind of "friends"

1. THEY NEVER DRIVES. This are the kind that will give 101 excuses, from their car got a problem to, I dont know the way, to I dont dare to drive or "you are a better driver". They will always find ways to hitch a ride with you whenever they can. Worse one is that they just jump into your car without even asking!

2. THEY NEVER OFFER. This is directly related to no.1, this are the kind that ask you to give them a lift but never ever show the slightest intention to pay for parking, toll or even petrol. They just sit there and enjoy the breeze. The worst kind is the ones that plays with your car stereo, changing the songs and playing with the aircond. They do not even offer to drive the next time. They always wait for that free ride.

3. FREE FOOD. This are the kind that takes opportunity to get free food. If there is a function and there is food, they are always there. The brief "hey wassup! how are you la?" then off they go to the food and finish off a huge chunk of it. Sometimes invited and most of the time NOT invited. They will even go great lengths just to get themselves invited. Worse kinds? those that takes a big chunk or pile of food when it is clearly stated for "sharing", leaving a small portion for the rest.

4. ADVANTAGE TAKERS. Those that expects you to invite them when you have free stuffs. This are those that is not close to you but when you have an invite to go for some event for free or food testing, they will come sniffing around. And when you dont give them, they throw tantrum and throw a fit telling the whole world how much they helped you but infact it is significantly little. They will say things like, "How come you dont invite me?" or "Wua, go there never invite la... free things ownself take only la!".

5. CARNIVAL-VORS. This is those that expect people to give them free things when they go certain place. Those that goes to a carnival and takes free bags, pens and other things the booth put. When you say that they have to pay, then they put back at that instant and give that grumpy look.

6. PRINCESS. There are some women that only goes out when there are guys around that can pay for them. Its not wrong for a guy to pay for the girls but it is wrong when you have that intention for the guy to pay everytime you go out with them. If you notice, they always choose the same few guys to go out with only. They will choose those posh places where they dont usually go but never ever show the slightest intention to pay. Some even dare to not bring money. The most obvious is when they know they have to pay, they choose places that is cheaper or they dont order any drinks.

7. COMPILERS. This are those that goes dinner but never orders anything. They will just say, "hey, can I have a spoon of that... wanna try" but never order their own food. They will ask around to test food from all around the table but never once they order a meal for themselves. I've seen this from school but I barely see it now tho.

8. BORROWERS. Sometimes there are times when you take too much and never give back. This are the kind that goes anywhere and borrow money to pay first and will pay back when they have money. Which they never have. Taking advantage of the kind hearted friends that thinks they dont have money. But when they do and when borrow 20 sens coz you dont have small change, they will ask back and count every penny.

So are you one of these fellers? or do you have any friends like that? I guess most of us have this kind of friends. Sadly, we have to decide to keep or discard them.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

More On Blogs (Get it moron blogs, no, drink aids)...

My esteemed host, Mr Junsern, wrote on a very interesting topic. Blogs. As always, he has many fascinating things to share and he almost always sparks me to write my two cents worth. Unfortunately, while Junsern takes the high road most of the time, I tend to take the ditches and gutters to get where I'm going. Cuz he's not a creep like me.

So let the dig ditching and gutter swimming commence...

Bloggers. Why do so many bloggers have nothing to say or find it hard to crank out article after article? It's simple. Most bloggers are talentless shitheads with no opinions or opinions without substance. Thats cuz they watch movies like Kung Fu Panda which celebrates a fat panda falling over the place while shoving a bamboo up its ass instead of movies that make them think. Also, they don't read. And even if they do, they don't form opinions on what they read and just vomit out the facts. And these same people get threatened when faced with people who actually form their opinions on things that matter. And again. Most of them have no talent for writing.

The internet has given every tom with a harry dick a forum to write whatever nonsense or mindless dribble that come to their minds and put it out there for people to read. And as we all know, 90% of the people out there are idiots (don't believe me, drive around KL). So is it that surprising that 90% of blogs stink? If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.

I hate food blogs but that's another story. See, what makes a good blog is to have your own unique perspective on life and not fill it with a bunch of boring ass photos about some stupid club you went too. No one cares about your life and you're going to die alone. Just like all those face book fucks who have a million photos of this club and that club. Yeah. But what you don't know is these photos have been take over the course of years. These are not party people. These are losers who live in basements and when they do come out want to impress their facebook friends with all the cool places they've been to when in reality, they have no friends and are most likely gonna die alone. Also. Everything you write on facebook is stored in the United States Library of Congress. You know who else has access? The CIA and FBI. Big Brother's watching you.

In conclusion, you can't stop the masses from being idiots, so just live your life and don't bother with what goes on in the life of others. There are too many wonders in this world to waste your time on some meaningless shit, which you'd be better of looking at. Like a retard fight a mongoloid.

Finally, I'll give anyone $10,0.00 if they can find the wall this picture is spray painted on in KL.
Adios, Synn out.
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