Monday, December 20, 2010

When are we going to learn?

We always ask people to change, we always ask people to do good and we always ask people to improve but end of the day....

have we change?

Change always starts from within... change yourself then you can change the world... in time of darkness, men usually looks for the light but why cant we be the light for others... and in return hoping that they will spread the light to others. If everyone passes and share the light sooner or later the world will be bright again...

I dedicate this video clip for those who wants change!

Friday, December 17, 2010

KL INTERNATIONAL MOTORSHOW 2010


Been kinda bz with so many things lately that I have no time and inspiration to even write a simple blog. So happens my hands itch and I clicked on my blog and noticed that it was kinda outdated so I decided to take this few minutes to write about the recent KL INTERNATIONAL MOTORSHOW 2010.

Ok! lets see where to start. When I first read about this event I was really excited! why? coz Bumblebee and the Tumbler has made their way to KL! I was like wow! really? gawd damn! shieat! wahlao! Damn! i really gotta go! I was really impressed with the last KLIM. The exhibition was fantastic and I was really entertained.

So the expectation was very much higher coz this year they kept on highlighting on Bumblebee and Batman!

then.......

I went. The place was crowded. My first impression was wow not bad eh, alot of people. Walked around looking at cars and girls. But my main purpose was to see the Tumbler! (Tumbler is the Batmobile in Dark Knight la u fool!)

So the first "big" thing that I came across was the Proton booth, or more like Hall. For me personally, its felt like a fake propaganda to please the visitors. They showcase the Lotus cars and a few of their concept cars which clearly looks like a rip off from our Japanese counterpart. My friend asked me, "I really wonder which part is a Malaysian design" I told them, the name and the logo. Then after thinking a while I took back my words coz the logo was a modified version of Thundercats!

Ok so that was the first letdown.

Then as I walk along it was ok nothing much. There wasnt anything spectacular compared to the previous ones. Then came Bumblebee. It is again, clearly not life size. How I noticed? there was the concept Camaro at the Chevrolet booth and if you noticed the lights on the Bumblebee body is so much smaller compared to the car! But it was ok! some pvc and plastic but it looks kinda realistic! maybe he should do some pose so it might look livelier...

Then as I walked along I noticed there was lack of alot of things compared to the previous KLIM. There wasnt any sections for bikes, there was only one... Vespa! but what ever happened to Modenas? Harley Davidson? Kawasaki? Yamaha? only Vespa?

Then there wasnt a section for audio systems! My friend from Alpine said that the rental was too expensive so they didnt participate. I see....

Then as I walked into Hall C or 3 it was the Tumbler's hall. I was so excited! finally get to see a life size monster of a machine that ripped our silver screen creating a lasting impression!

Was really looking forward to see this monster! was looking around and I was curious where was it! Then I saw the corner where they decorated with some cheap looking decoration with some Batman figurines and posters. My eyes locked on that direction hoping to see some black machine empowering the crowd.

But as i got closer..... and closer and closer.... I saw.... this piece of crap!

A cardboard car that is one of the biggest and i mean BIGGEST RIPOFF!!! I am already disappointed with the show and they top off my disappointment with this shieat! I mean they have the cheek to actually ask ppl to line up to take photo... no one did. And they put a "cardboard" Batman there to accompany the "Cardboard" car! damn at least put a real batman running around also not so bad!

Utter disappointment. There was a few things that I found out that kinda irritates me too.

1. Too many kids running around. They should limit to children above 12 yrs. Why? coz the place is crowded and kids might get lost or worse! stepped on.

2. Dress code. Coz too many people dress up like they are going to market or mamak stall. Have a proper dress code will make the event more exclusive and not so low class...

This whole event feels more like a carnival more than a motorshow. They might as well have a corner with those blow up castles so that our kids can run and jump. And on the other corner someone selling fried chicken and keropok lekor so we can eat and walk while we touch the cars with our oily hands and kids can dirty the back seat of the new Nissan Livina.

One thing i wont mind is some kid to spill some soft drink on the cardboard Tumbler! so it will soften down and melt away!!!

But end of the day I guess the organiser's main agenda is to gather as much profit as possible from this event.

Really disappointed for a so called "exclusive" event that only comes once every 4 years...

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Movie Marathon

Went beserk last week and went on a Rambo marathon. I watch part 1 till the lastest one part 4.


Well I actually enjoy it and its not all ganas as i remembered. Best of all he potrays a normal man trained to be an elite killing machine. Thats all. Not like those Jean Claude or Arnie's earlier movies where they cant die or get hurt, instead Rambo seems like a normal dude that faces the same problems as us. Just that he can launch a one man war. With a detailed planning and proper tactics and of course... shear killer instinct!

Now I remember why I always enjoy this franchise...

Then I went overboard. I went to watch a movie where I vowed never to watch... Piranha 3D... but i saw the 2D version la.


Full of gore and predictable story and of course plenty of nudity! weird movie but I just cant stop watching it! hahaha. I guess its boobs, blood and fish fest!

What a weird weekend...

Friday, December 10, 2010

Transformers 3 ; The Dark Side of the Moon trailer

This looks impressive for the moment... can't wait!

Monday, November 29, 2010

This Town Episode 5 Is Out

Like cartoons like South Park and Family Guy? Love hot babes, animated fight sequences and a unique brand of humor? Well wait no more cuz the latest episode of This Town entitled Girls Night Out is, no pun intended, out... Tehehehe. Knock it off.

You can watch it at this link:

Monday, November 22, 2010

PRETENDING TO BE FRIENDS

So who is your true friends? There was a saying that a friend is someone who walks in when everyone walks out. How true is that saying? Sometimes those that walks in, could they be the ones taking advantage when you are most vulnerable? who knows eh?

What I am trying to say is that sometimes do you notice some people who have like 1000 over "friends" in their facebook but when it comes to the real world they dont have any? Do you realise that they are the ones that love to brag and bitch on twitter or facebook but actually they are talking to themselves?

Some of this people actually constantly claims that they know alot of people but when you ask them they cant even get one person to help. So why do you need this kind of friends for? Just to make up the numbers? To show to the world that you have "friends"? Weird rite?

There are some that took things for granted. Have you came across those that you helped at first out of sincerity and after helping a while they indirectly took advantage of the situation? Instead when you stop helping them, they ask stupidly "how about me?". Some even dont appreciate what true friends are for and ended up far apart.

Some expect you to take the initiative and when you dont they just let it drift. Some add you in Facebook or twitter or Friendster or Messengers and never once they message or talk to you expecting you to make the first move. Then why add me? again... to fill up the numbers? Or you needed that extra 1 person to make your 899 friends to 900?

Have you also come across friends that claims that they are good friends to you but still count every single cents or every favour, but instead they embrace what you do for them and never once offer to pay back or return a favour.

Dont you think this kind of free loaders should be your friends? Sometimes this "friends" are best let go.

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

DARKSIDERS - review

Finally I played the game. I remember writing how much I wanted to play this a year ago here. Now finally finally i played it! As of now I have not finish the game yet but so far I am stuck to it!

I have to say the game is freaking awesome! The gameplay is not that hard as the fight scene is basically hack and slash all the way. The normal minions are easy to kill only the hard part is to figure out how to kill the boss. There are many tactics to kill each bosses but I am not gonna reveal it here! Dont want to spoil the fun of your gameplay!

The storyline is awesome as it keeps you engaged all the way. The graphics is awesome even though my pc is not exactly top specs but its all good. It is also easy to move around and not like Final Fantasy where you can easily get lost! The indicators and the map is clear. The command flow is also very clear and easily understandable!

There is also this special kill icon which let you kill the enemy in a rather gory yet cool slow mo way! see the game play video below to get what I mean!

The down side of it is that I need to adjust my mouse sensitivity to low as once I move my mouse abit it moves around too much. When too many enemy comes to you, there is a focus button but it is not user friendly coz basically how do you focus on one when so many are there! When carrying one item it is hard to target and throw at enemy... or maybe I still have not got the skills yet! hehe


That is so far the down side. Back to the up side... the soundtrack is awesome too. It adds to the grandeur of the whole gameplay.



All in all I find it really interesting playing this game! and now I heard they are planning to make part 2 somewhere in 2013. Now lemme finish up this one first...

Seong Kee Yong Tau Foo and Nasi Lemak Bungkus

Hunting for nice fresh yong tau foo around PJ Old Town area? then this is the place to come. This place is usually packed during dinner time as it is located in a Food Court. I will usually go 'makan' with my significant other and usually we will order pretty much the same thing. read more here


Looking for cheap nasi lemak bungkus near Genting Klang? read here

Monday, November 01, 2010

RIP GRANDMA - a zap from reality

First of all this article is not talking about someone called reality that is giving me a brush! Its about getting brushed from reality. The past one year or less has been a roller coaster ride for me. So many ups and downs and turning upside down.

Sometimes I just dont believe it. I am like being awake yet I am living in a dream. I cant believe that the things that I have and the people I know as far as I can remember are suddenly gone. The people that I love and hold so dear and the ones that I see everyday almost everyday since I was born is suddenly gone.

On Sunday 2.03am my grandma passed away peacefully after fighting a really tough and rough battle with pelvic and liver cancer for more than a year. She was 82 years old.

At this morning at 2am, 24 hours after her passing. I was sitting next to my grandma's casket. I was staring blankly at her photo. I was looking at her smiley face and reality suddenly came zapping in. I realised that I can no longer see her smile anymore. The grandma that was always there for me is not there anymore.

She was one lady that is so well respected by all. Why? coz she had a heart of gold and she really defines "service with a smile". Even her name is called One Smile in mandarin.

My grandma is a petite lady. Standing only 5 foot 3 inch. But she has a heart bigger than anyone else. She is always very generous and very helpful. And one very very strong willed person. She is one person that doesnt shrug off when people ask for help. She is always the person people go to when they want advice. lets just say she is one intelligent lady. She always stress to us to study and be a good person. Always advice us not to treat others badly. Before she was ill, never once people that visited her left hungry. She will make sure you get a good meal before you leave. She is one helluva cook! My size and the size of my family members explains it all. She will make sure you are at fully comfortable when you visit her. In a simpler word is that she makes sure everyone around her is comfortable.

But now I feel so so empty. I miss her advices and her smile. and how she make sure I am comfortable when I am with her. Now I feel as if my guts and my heart has been rip out from my body. Time will heal but I know I wont be the same person like I was anymore.

My only salvation now is my family and loved ones and knowing that all the person I've lost is now free of pain and in a better and more peaceful place.

AH MA... REST IN PEACE
I will always love you and miss you...

Friday, October 29, 2010

RELIVING OLD MEMORIES pt1

Was just strolling through memory lane and suddenly I started to recall several things that I used to love watching on TV. Well, then we dont have internet or hand phones so the only thing closest to free entertainment is TV!! yeah! it was also then we only have 4 channels! TV1, TV2, TV3 and MetroVision!

During this time I would sit down with my family enjoying this game shows! good times, good times!

First off was LINGO! remember? Well I couldnt find the Malaysian one where it was aired on TV2 everyday at 7.30! ahha and hosted by Gary Thanesan



Since we dont have computer at home I find this BIG COMPUTER really amazing in A Million Dollar Chance of a Lifetime!



then this was the thing that spark my drawing skills, Win, Lose or Draw!



There was a time we will make sure we remember where the aisle that has what! just incase we join Supermarket Sweep!



Then there was Fun House!



Then the grand daddy of it all.... Pat Sajak and Vanna White in... Wheel... Of.... Fortune!



ahhh how all this brings back memories!

watch out for pt. 2!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

PRAWN MEE @ KAM HEONG RESTAURANT, PJ STATE

I've been eating at this place for god know how long ago. And this place is famous for their prawn mee! This is non other that Kam Heong Coffee shop prawn mee. Just ask anyone from PJ south area and ask them about PJ state prawn mee and they will say yea they know.


I got a friend, Joe, he said when he was young, their family will go to this place almost every weekend! why? coz the Prawn Mee is just too gooooood. Till that day I went there and there he was! eating with his wife! Its that good! read more here. <<

LIFE - by Rocky Balboa

I always think that this line is one of the best line to live by.....

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life." -Rocky Balboa-

Thursday, October 21, 2010

An Ocean Tale

Dedicated to all those who use.

Jika anda mengesnorkel di laut dan find yourself melihat sesuatu penyu berenang pada top speed di kejar oleh seekor anjing laut lebih dikenali sebagai leopard seal, anda perlu melihat ke dalam diri sendiri anda dan mengefigure kenapa si anjing laut yang lebih dikenali sebagai leopard seal ini mengejar penyu?

Mungkin si penyu in mengambil 20 kilogram rumput laut lebih dikenali sebagai sea weed daripada si anjing laut yang lebih dikenali sebagai leopard seal ini dan tidak membayar balik hutang yang dia owe. Hutang si penyu bukanla dalam wang kerana apalah si anjing laut ini akan guna dengan wang. Mungkin bayaran itu adalah dalam ikan kerana seperti kita semua tahu, anjing laut memang suka makan ikan dan ikan sahaja.

Dan daripada kedarknessan laut, munculnya sesuatu ikan jerung yang lebih dikenali sebagai Great White Shark kerana macam semua Mat Salleh mengangap diri sendiri mereka sebagai "Great" ikan jerung ini yang juga berkulit putih, telah follow in their footsteps dan menganggap dirinya sebagai "Great" kerana dia mendengar terlalu banyak radio conservative America yang disiarkan oleh sonar ikan-ikan paus sperma atau Sperm Whale (kita semua tahu apa ikan paus macam ini buat dalam masa lapang mereka). Oleh kerana penyu dan anjing laut adalah makluk air yang muncul dalam menu ikan jerung ini, dia mengejar dua haiwan ini.

Tapi bila push comes to shove, penyu dan anjing laut gang up dan memangil kawan mereka ikan lumba-lumba atau lebih dikenali sebagai dolphin rempit kerana suka lumba lumba. Ikan dolphin ini ditengah mendengar lagu Smashing Pumpkins atau Menghancur Labu yang dititle Bullet With Butterfly Wings atau Peluru dengan Kepak Rama-Rama. Kita semua tahu bahawa Rama-Rama dan Kupu-Kupu sebenarnya orang India yang bernama Ramasamy dan Kupusamy.

Pasukan Khas SWAT Dolphin ini datang dengan secepat mungkin dan menguna kuasa sonar mengejar ikan jerung itu daripada kawasan ini dan mereka join si penyu dan si angjing laut untuk "smoke up" menguna sea weed while mendengar lagu-lagu Bob Marley temasuk Tak Ada Perempuan Tak Menangis, Askar-Askar Kerbau, Mungkin Ini Cinta dan lebih-lebih lagi. Itulah kisah Laut ini.

Why Superman Returns Sucked

To all those who feel that the 2006 Bryan Singer Superman movie was good... Here's what I've got to say... It's not. For a very simple reason. There was no supervillain. Every superhero movie needs a supervillain. Iron Man 2 had Whiplash, Spiderman had the Goblin and Tentacle Man (straight out of a Japanese hentai movie) and The Dark Knight had the Joker. What did Superman fight at the end of Superman returns? A giant rock. A giant kryptonite rock. You know what I would do if I was faced with a giant rock that could kill me... MOVE! And for those of you who said well the bad guy was Lexington Steele Luthor... He doesn't count! He ain't a supervillain. He's a real estate agent. Now I have a really funny line about real estate agents being slave owners, but I don't think this blog is the correct forum for that kind of vile humor.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Facebook... A Study

I read in a recent study done by some people who study things (always amazes me that ppl study in a university, leave and spend their lives studying things) that Malaysians have the most number of friends on Facebook. Before you "Bookers" start patting yourselves on the back, a little info first. Japanese people have on average 29 friends, Norwegians a little more. Malaysians... In the hundreds. You know why? Cuz the Japanese and Norwegians are private people. When you see their friend list, those are their "REAL FRIENDS". Not classmates, colleagues, acquaintances, massage therapists, hookers, blah blah. FRIENDS. Malaysians on the other hand will accept anyones request to be friends. And hence the numbers. Look. Your colleagues are for the most part not your friends. Not every person you work with is your friend. Sometime soon when a promotion is due, that person will stab you in the back and the front to get that job. Your friendship and the fact you are facebook buddies will mean... (I'm gonna steal a line from the song WAR)... absolutely nothing nothing nothing nothing WAR! What are you good for? Absolutely nothing.

And here's another loser mentality about having 200 friends based on the following conversation:

NP: Hello. What you up to?
FBP: Oh nothing. Just staying in tonight.
NP: But its Friday. Why are you staying in?
FBP: Well I really wanna go out and stuff but I don't have anyone to go out with.
NP: Wait a second. You have 1000 friends on facebook.
FBP: Yeah, but those are like online friends. I dont know any of them.
NP: You don't know any of them? Bitch, have you lost your mind! You post shit all the time on Facebook. Where you are, who you're with (if you can manage to find someone who'll spend time with you), what you're doing!
FBP: So?
NP: So!!! SO!!!! Listen here you stupid heffer, if you have simply added people to your facebook page, chances are you have a serial killer, rapist or stalker that's looking at your page everyday. And now you're telling this person where you are and what you're doing!
FBP: Wait someone just rang the doorbell. It's midnight.
NP: There you go.
FBP: I'm fucked aren't I?
NP: Looks like I'll be seeing you in the obituary.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

SO WHAT IF YOU ARE THE SO CALLED IT GUY??!!


Have you met anyone that always thinks they are THE ONE? That everything they do is golden? I do! and its been getting on my fucking nerves lately!

I usually will blog about a certain topic that I felt reaches my boiling point! But this article is the second time it reaches the boiling point! You can read the first article here << In the space of one month I have reached a boiling point! Recently I again heard and personally felt this stupid phenomenon that I call SELF ACCLAIMED TOP FUCK! This fuckweeds thinks that what ever they do or say is special. Oh wow! For example this fucktards will do something and got some fame and they think they are some super god given talent where people will bow to them and pray to them as if they are some fucking hero!

Reality check!

in the words of my GF... "SO WHAT?!! YOU STILL HAVE TO DIE IN THE END!!"

This also happens when sometimes they will organise something and then when people tend to ignore them or so happened to have something more important that crop up suddenly. They throw a bitch fit and start to rant and bitch like some kind of fucking spoiled brat! OOOH i am gonna black list them! I am gonna make sure they pay for it! This is just a fucking cover up for the fucking "FACE" they lost. Dun give face la, no respect la bla bla bla yada yada yada and the list goes on and on. This is when they suddenly realised that they are not the be all know all being. I would like to say a very fucking congratulations! you are so self absorb with fame and "respect" or more like people sucking your dick that when something doesn't go your way you bitch all day long. Why? Ego bruised is it? HARDY HAR HAR!

There also also some that thinks when they say something people will listen and follow. But when suddenly people doesnt listen then they will panic and out of no where start verbally attacking the personal issues! This is not right. So unmanly! If you are smart enough or have the BALLS you ask the person to come upfront and confront them personally instead of bitching about them behind! This kind of ALPHA dominant fucktards will always want to be in control of the situation. They love it when people listen to them or follow what ever they do. This just gets on my fucking nerves! That is why I will usually avoid this asswipes and chill with my fellow CIVILIZED friends. Where we try to understand and find out what is the true situation then only make our assumption. Instead of bitching and ranting all day long and put them into the "Black List" woooooo... so scary la coz I am not in their list anymore... har har *sarcasm*

OVER AND OUT!

Friday, October 15, 2010

THE OTHER GUYS movie review

OK here is the review for The Other Guys as promised from my previous article where you can read here <<. I have to say the movie is actually quite entertaining and I have to say that this is one of Will Farrell's better movies. His chemistry with Mark Wahlberg is actually quite good. I was hoping that Will Farrell dont overkill the jokes but instead I felt Mark Wahlberg overdid his acting a little bit. The show is genuinely funny. Not slap stick not dark humor just funny. Its all plays on emotion and just good acting. I felt that the flow of the movie was slightly and i mean slightly slow for a comedy but its all good. There are very memorable moments like the Tuna story, the humming with the smile and the explosion part. Actually this is the first time Marky mark Wahlberg act in a comedy.

The aura of Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Samuel L Jackson was very good and even though it was abit overdone as in their arrogant style but its still damn funny. There is a slight twist that I really did not anticipate and somehow caught me aback. Felt abit like Ben Affleck's character in Smokin Aces. (not revealing... go watch it yourself and you will know)

Eva Mendes's role as Will Farrell's wife is the classic Eva Mendes style with abit of a geeky sex maniac in it. Interesting.....

And its been a long time since I saw Micheal "once upon a time was Batman" Keaton act. His character is also an interesting one. In this movie he too live a double life! Well police captain during the day and Electrical Store manager during the night. Why? in his words "Just to earn enough money to send his bisexual son to college". And he constantly quotes TLC's songs.

My verdict? Its a very nice flowing comedy. I read in one article that the reason jokes sounds original is because it is not in the script and the one liners are mostly improvised on scene. Director Adam McKay basically took one shot with the original script and few others with self improvised lines from the actors. No wonder...

Overall I gave 8/10! One hell of a funny movie that is a must watch!

Lastly I would like to thank Advertlets and Sony Pictures for the movie preview.

"OW, my ears! How do you walk away from an explosion without it hurting your ears, man? I call BS on that! This is like watching Star Wars, where Luke uses the Force and escapes the Death Star without a problem, completely unrealistic!" Allen Gamble (Will Farrell)


"Don't insult Star Wars, man! That's the Holy Grail of sci-fi! " Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg)

Monday, October 11, 2010

MACHETE - ULTIMATE B GRADED MOVIE!

Just saw Machete last nite. Well supposed to sleep at 12am but the temptation of watching was too strong so I took the plunge! End of the nite I was happy with the movie!

Cant say much about the story. Its made in the view of a B graded movie. It started as a fake trailer in Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse. But because the trailer had such a good response in youtube Rodriguez decided to make a full feature movie out of it. For a so called B-Graded movie it consist alot of stars namely Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Michele Rodriguez, Steven Seagal and Nash Bridges duo Don Johnson and Cheech Marin.

This is the first time Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan go nude! unbelievable movie I have to say! Killer punchlines and super hardcore b-graded gore! I have to say Michele Rodriguez looks freaking hot in this movie! she looks hotter and hotter each time she appears in a new movie!

Cheech Marin's character was funny also! A mob killing priest!

I would say this is an awesome cult like movie. I know I am now one of the members! ahhaha "For the Network!" If you love Grindhouse then you will definitely love this! Its a must watch! Forget the story line and just enjoy fun filled B graded movie!!

Enjoy one of the many trailers!



"God have mercy.... I don't" -Padre Benicio Del Toro-

Friday, October 08, 2010

ELEVATORS

Junsern hit a nerve with his post on elevators. The one floor thing... My God... I actually feel like killing these people dead. One floor! You dick! WALK!!!! And it gets worse... If you are taking the elevator ONE FLOOR DOWN!!! What are you... Stupid, Simple or Just Plain Retarded? You know what I do, if I am alone in the elevator and I see someone rushing towards me, I do the constantine thing... i press and hold the close button. Cuz the last thing i need is to have waited 20 seconds in the elevator only to open the door again and have some simple minded motherfucker take the damn lift one floor up. Next time you're in an elevator with some assholes... fart. Just fart. They gave you shit, now you give it back to them. They'll be forced to smell your hatred and contempt for them in weaponized aerosol form. There is a song by Kid Rock for all these people - Fist Of Rage. Being beaten in an enclosed space. I also hate fucking parents who let their retarded troglodyte hellspawn touch every button in the lift and when you enter you got to sit through the door opening on every floor. If that's done to you, just take the stairs and don't sit inside like a fucking retard with the doors opening on each floor and you looking like a stuffed animal on display to every single person that looks at you. Like Shaggy said Mr. Bombastic, Really Gonna Spastic, Touch Me on The Butt cuz It's Romantic, My **** is made of plastic, touch me on the butt and i'll go ro-ro-ro-mantic.

ps - I just got a text asking if makhluk ghaib exist... Yeah. Look for these assholes in the elevator.

Rhasta Signing Off!

WTF IS BLOGWALKING?

What the hell is blog walking? and what the hell is visit my site back yea? I am really annoyed when some fucked up retards come to my "blog" just to walk pass it. If your intentions is just to "walk" by and hoping that I "walk" by yours too then i would like to say.......

F off!

And check this out... trying to "say" nice things to coax me to visit your up selling site? Get the hell out!!!

annoying!!! haha I am pretty sure they wont read this and they will still say my blog is nice and informative! hehe

Thursday, October 07, 2010

FOOD GALORE!

Suddenly I have the urge to finish up and post all my long pending food blog.... CLICK BELOW TO GET HUNGRY

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

The Other Guys Preview Screening by Sony Pictures and Advertlets

Being the top dogs sometimes has its ups and sometimes has its downs. But for me, I never like to side the top dogs but more of the underdogs. Why? coz by helping the underdogs to win or triumph just has more satisfaction. It gives hope and it inspires other underdogs to dare to stand up and believe... and one advantage about being the "other guys" rather than the "Guys" is that it is lesser pressure! You are not confined to maintaining image or standard that other "people" expect of you. You have the freedom of being creative and the freedom to move around or do anything without being judged! Being the other guys also has the element of surprise. No one expects anything, no one knows you and suddenly VIOLA! you come out guns blazing shocking the world!

So sometimes its just nice to take the back seat and let others take the limelight while you quietly learn from their mistakes and improve yourselves... wuahaha sinister...

Anyway lets talk about the movie, this movie stars "the most electrifying man in sports entertainment" The Rock (to you newbies he is now known as Dwayne Johnson), "I will kick you and shoot you after" Samuel L Jackson, "the elf that drove in talladega" Will Farrell, Marky Mark Wahlberg and the gorgeous Eva Mendes. Pretty interesting cast. Really want to see how Will Farrell stand up with this fellas. Here is the synopsis

Synopsis

NYPD Detectives Christopher Danson and P.K. Highsmith (Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson) are the baddest and most beloved cops in New York City. They don’t get tattoos – other men get tattoos of them. Two desks over and one back, sit Detectives Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) and Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg). You’ve seen them in the background of photos of Danson and Highsmith, out of focus and eyes closed. They’re not heroes – they’re “the Other Guys.”

But every cop has his or her day and soon Gamble and Hoitz stumble into a seemingly innocuous case no other detective wants to touch that could turn into New York City’s biggest crime. It’s the opportunity of their lives, but do these guys have the right stuff?

Columbia Pictures’ ensemble action comedy The Other Guys stars Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton, Steve Coogan, Ray Stevenson, with Samuel L. Jackson and Dwayne Johnson. Directed by Adam McKay and written by Adam McKay & Chris Henchy, the producers are Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, Jimmy Miller, and Patrick Crowley.

If you are interested to know more about the preview screening by Advertlets click here <----

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

TAKE THE EFFING STAIRS!


I just came back from lunch and this one thing has been getting on my nerves for a really long time. I am rushing back to my office which is the last floor on the top and I have to deal with all this lazy ass people that comes in just to go up or down ONE fucking floor. ONE floor! You dont look sick, you dont look crippled or you dont look old... take the fucking stairs!

Not like you need to walk up 10 stories! Coz i know it takes me 30 seconds to get to my 15 floor from ground floor but bcoz of this heroes I will waste 3-4 minutes of my time, depending on how many dimweeds are in the lift! (sounds like a time freak hehe) But its true, and worse of all they take their own sweet time walking in and walking out. Some is even worse, they start to look at their watch, documents etc etc and when the door opens they still read and with that startled look and the startled jerk, they look up and see if it is their floor. ITS JUST ONE FLOOR of course its your floor! How long do you think the lift will take to go up ONE FLOOR??!!! TAKE THE FUCKING STAIRS la so u got more time to read or fiddle with you watch or documents! There was once i saw a young lady, looks physically fit and she is not carrying anything, walking also looks normal but she have to take the lift up one floor! this really amazes me!! not like i am asking you to walk up 10 thousand flight of stairs!


One more thing that irritates me is when you are waiting at the lift, the button has already been pressed, lights is on, indicator arrow lights is also lit up that the lift is 1-2 floors away, this fucking hero comes and press the up button again... and again... and again. Perhaps he played too much FB games where u have to click as much as possible so that your thing will go faster! IT DOESN'T WORK ON LIFTS! Worse one is those who is rushing, the one that presses the button continuously *tap,tap,tap,tap,tap* in a furious manner. Wont work la, spoil the button only. Perhaps we should design a lift based on ppl on the hurry. Maybe this way we can be healthier.

Did you come across those that was chatting away while waiting for the lift and when the lift comes they still chat and ask questions. Kept the door open for a while and ask questions and trying to talk while the door is closing. and when the door is closing they speak louder and louder! then WHAM, they mumble to themselves something. Why dont you finish your CHAT then only click for the lift la! waste my time only listening you ask weird questions on where is this fella la or what does this do... and one more is when this two dimweeds met in the lift and started chatting and one goes out and the other in the lift stops the door to... finish their conversation! GET OUT OF THE LIFT and talk first la! dun hog the lift can or not?!

So... please be a responsible lift user!! please!

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.” -Sam Levenson

Friday, September 24, 2010

NO BRAINER

Sometimes people just dont know how to shut up! They just do not know when is it to shut the fuck up!

It seems amusing to degrade people or perhaps complain about every single god damn fucking thing! I would say that if you have nothing nice to say... dont say a fucking thing at all. Your two cents worth of fucked up crap does not amuse people nor generate any attention! Perhaps its in degrading people that they feel empowered!

Making fun of even the most obscure things like their shoe laces or the way their mouth opens when they speak. Its just so irritating! listening to their no brainer complains and bitchin'. Just feel like going up to them and say....

SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE!!

Met anyone like that before?

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

21

It was just one year ago we celebrated your birthday, and now we cant. I still miss your laughter, I still miss your jokes and most of all I miss your presence. I could still imagine your voice, your ever calming voice. You are always my sanctuary and my tower of security... and now I have none... my heart still aches everytime i think of you... but each day thinking of you makes me wanna grow stronger and at least be half the man you are for I know I can never be fully like you are... I miss you and I love you..... happy birthday pops.....

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole movie review


As promised from the previous article, I am back with more stories about this movie... or more like a review. So, here goes...

Basically I was browsing through on who is the voice over talents for this flick. Then I saw a few name that stood out; Hugo Weaving, David Wenham, Geoffrey Rush, Helen Mirren and of course Zack Snyder. The first thing that came into my mind was HOLY SHIEAT! Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Queen and 300 all mix together! Quite the all star cast!


So let me start with the good; The animation and graphics were fantastic! They really made the owls looks like the wise and mystical creatures that they are, the basis of the story is good. Never have I watch a movie about owls before. Only time we see owls is in horror movies or some mystical movie. This one brings a whole new perspective and its quite refreshing. The final battle was ok, can see alot of Zack Snyder's touch in it. ala 300.


Now the not so good part; something was missing in this flick. The studio did not bring the magic of Happy Feet to this one. I just felt that it was rushed. The transition of story between the chapters wasnt told very thoroughly. There wasn't really a climax to the show, it somehow didnt hit my emotional button. *SPOILER ALERT* Example, I felt that the character of Grimble wasnt really told properly. When he tried to save Soren and Gylfie and dies after, I just dont feel sorry for him. I was like... "oh ok...". The part when they escaped St Aegolius Academy and were flying to Ga'Hoole was too short to feel their struggle. Side characters was not develop enough, therefore there wasnt any emotional attachment to them.

But overall I will give it 7 out of 10. This is for the effort put in the animation and the graphics. Several good jokes. I would say watch it in 3D to enjoy the graphics. Kids will love it! I enjoyed it but just didnt hit my emotional button.

Anyway thanks Advertlets for the preview!

Monday, September 20, 2010

Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole Movie Screening by Advertlets & Warner Bros.

Went through a motivational training few months back with all the sales dept of my company and I have to say its was great. Went thru alot of funky games and team events which really really helped us open our eyes to countless possibilities. But one thing that is really interesting is this personality test I took. Basically it was split into several columns A, B, C and D. Each column its filled with many distinctive characteristics for us to tick. After finish ticking we are told to total up at the end of each column.

So after all the ticking and laughing, all of us are given another piece of paper. On the paper there are 4 different types of bird. Column A which is represented by Pigeons, Column B which is represented by the Eagle, Column C the PERFECT aka Melancholics where its represented by the OWL and Column D by the Swan.



My results came out and I am an OWL person. Then I was thinking... am I? a Melancholics? was kinda surprised coz we were told to move into groups of the results. It felt really weird coz I was sitting with all the bosses! and I look across the hall and instantly I can recognise which group are which. The ones with the most noise were the pigeons and the quiet and cool looking are the eagles and the obedient and "good guy" looking ones are the Swans. The results were very very accurate!

Well was planning to put in all the birds but I guess I rather put in my own one hehe. the OWL. Basically in the past we see owls as a wise being. Constantly watching and constantly thinking. In this training it is stated that the owls are schedule oriented, conscious to details, organised and persistent when comes to work. When comes to friends they seek the ideal mate, cautious when meeting anyone, they are faithful and devoted and loves to solve problems. Then I thought, its true, 90% hits the mark! maybe only for the organised part... hehe. It is stated that OWLS are best in attenting to details and are deep thinkers. They are also good in keeping records and data and of course good in analyzing problems.

They are also very logical in thoughts, cant stop halfway when doing anything, considerate of others, sensitive, need things in proper order, loves arts and music, well behaved and an idealistic person which visualizes things in their perfect form.

Cool eh?

Not yet! Recently I promise someone that I will write something about owls and I dont wanna write about what kind of owl and stuff so... i wrote about my this training and as you know that as an owl person we need to finish what we started, so.. i am finishing this article after such a long and busy week settling my sis's wedding!





Its a movie about OWLS and when I saw the trailer for this movie and I was amazed by the graphics... best of all its Directed by "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"'s 300's Zack Snyder. So I am hoping there will be some Phalanx Owls or some Owls kicking another Owls into the tree bark!! hehe. Okok getting carried away, this movie is about a group of mythical owls which is known as the Guardians of this placed called Ga'Hoole. The main base of the story is about two young owls stumble upon two evil owls planning to lead an army of Pure Ones to fight against the Guardians due to their belief of Barn Owls being the purest of all owl races. Interesting? of course! who doesnt love OWLS in armour fighting 300 style!!! whhoot whhoot... anyway have to thank advertlets for offering me an opportunity to watch my own kind! wuahahaha

For more info or further movies look into their website for posts like this >>> here <<<

Stay tune, for I shall talk more about this show soon...

ps: if you wan to try the personality test you can look up for the form here and results in 2 pages at here and here. Personality test is done by RAJ of Business Edge Sales Training Centre. One of the best trainer I had coz was basically laughing all 3 days of his training. Never once was sleepy!

Monday, September 13, 2010

"F**K!" IS THE NEW "SHIT". Welcome to lyrical freedom

In recent times I was constantly complaining that there are very few good songs anymore. But I guess I have to take that back! in recent times there are a few creative songs created and how much we have to love musical fusion, remixes (the good ones) and limitless boundary on lyrical sense! so I am dedicating this blog to a new breed of songs which nicely integrated the word "FUCK" into their title and lyrics

This is by Cee Lo Green Titled "FUCK YOU"



Then non other than the beautiful Lily Allen's version of "Fuck You"



then who can forget the famous Eamon's "Fuck It"



Then a reply to this song by Frankee "F.U.R.B!"



Who would forget Dope's very simple lyrics consisting of repetitive words like "Die Mother Fucker Die" throughout the whole song!



Slipknot's surfacing falls to that category too~!



and the grand daddy of all, Limp Bizkit's "Hot Dog Song"



And if you peeps that listen to Lite Fm often, you would heard this old song... "Living Next door to Alice" . Well, sorry to disappoint you but what you heard is the radio edited version! and guess where I heard the ori version of this song from? my dad! haha that was the first time i learn to use the word ''FUCK". Thanks Papa!



I have to say its musical freedom at full height! So lets listen and enjoy this "Fucking" good lyrical freedom that I am sure we cant hear in our beloved nation...

THIS TOWN - Table Talk

Episode 5 is coming out soon! but while waiting, check out this side episode!

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

SELAMAT HARI MERDEKA ke-53

What do we know about being a Malaysian? What do we know about Hari Merdeka? What is the true meaning of it?

When I was young I was like any other naive kid thinking that Merdeka is just a holiday, a day where we hang up the Jalur Gemilang, wake up early in the morning and watch the parade/ marching of different Government agencies on TV. I also remember my family will always trying to watch out for different things, my dad will always try to see which minister is falling asleep, my mom will always lookout on the funny or more like freakshow costume design and my sis will always lookout for the brass band. Why? cos Assunta and Taman Petaling bands always involve in it. For me? I was just enjoying the whole thing. After the whole thing, we will then go have our breakfast and chill out the rest of the day.

That was until I reach the age of reason. I am not blowing my horn about how patriotic I am but I am just really annoyed on how come some people complains so much on almost everything about the country but never once I see them put in the effort to do some changes. And NO! Twitter or Facebook status doesnt count!

Then again some claim that they are patriotic by decorating their cars or house with flags and banners. But patriotism is not about the outside but more on the inside in each Malaysian. No point shouting and waving the flag when we dont even know the whole meaning of Merdeka or being a Malaysian.

My ideology of being a true Malaysian is when you learn and respect each other. Not only Malaysians but all human beings. Why? We as in people of all races and religion, have lived in harmony way back before our independence day. Everyone played their part in making and lifting our country to where it is. No one is superior than anyone else but its more or less a shared responsibility among the citizens.

I would not say putting aside differences will make it better. Why? because our differences is crucial to make things happen. It is our differences that made the difference! It is our difference that makes us stronger. So instead of condemning or criticize others, we should learn, respect and understand each others differences.

In my generation, we are almost in fusion. Why I say so? We dont really emphasize about race difference, religion difference and the cultural difference anymore. Coz the new generation basically have more things in common compared to the generations before. Therefore the gap has been brought closer. We enjoy our wonderful blend of food. Sometimes the food has been fused so much that you cant even tell is it a pure Chinese, Indian or Malay dish anymore. But more like Malaysian dish, and we love it. How come? Why? its because we are Malaysian. Not only have our culture became in fusion but our mind and soul. We are reaching equilibrium.

I knew a few friends that went overseas to study and most of them, and I really mean MOST of them miss our country so much. Some miss the food, some the company of their friends, some miss the lifestyle, some just miss the country. It is because in our country we are, like I said above, fused together. There is no more pure Chinese, Indian, Malay, Kadazan, Iban, Punjabi or Portugese anymore. I can be 100% sure that I am not fully Chinese anymore. I cant speak Mandarin well, in fact I speak better Bahasa than Mandarin, I dont practice the culture 100%, and my fav food is not even Chinese food. This is what I call the Malaysian effect. My family is so called Chinese, my girlfriend is Kadazan, my best friends are so called Indian and in my work place, most of my colleagues are so called Malay, I love Arabian food and I studied in a Catholic school. Not Malaysian enough?

I am pretty sure all those born here will find it difficult to move back to the "supposedly" Motherland. I am sure I wont be able to live in China. I am pretty sure my Indian friends wont be able to live in India and so on... this is because we are Malaysianized. This because we are Malaysians, we are born and bred here. I remember my cousin once told me, "Chinese are from?... China rite? Indian are from? India rite? you dont see a Taiwanese saying they are Chinese. You dont see Sri Lankan calling themselves Indian rite? Then why should we be called Chinese then? Since we are born and bred in Malaysia, aren't we Malaysian" It was a totally awesome quote! It actually hit the right chord! I have to say it was almost perfect!

Then again there are always one or two people that loves wrecking this up. Making sure the great divide is still there. They are the fence keeper or fence setter. This flers still have that stupid old skool mentality that each race should be divided as each race. In conjunction to a united country where we celebrate our diverse cultures, this flers should be taken to the KLCC skybridge and hanged not on the neck but the balls for trying to divide somethings that our forefathers fought and painstakingly put together for so long ! SO STOP WRECKING OUR BELOVED COUNTRY!

This country is made by the people and its definitely for the people!

Today is our country's independence day. We should celebrate it not only because we are free from colonial ruling, or because we are "patriotic" but by celebrating the unity of our diversed culture, celebrate what our forefathers fought for and to celebrate our freedom as ONE RACE, ONE VOICE... as a MALAYSIAN!

SELAMAT HARI MERDEKA!
NEGARAKU, TANAHAIR KU!





"We must be the change we want to see..." -Mahatma Ghandhi-

"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it" -George Bernard Shaw-

Thursday, August 26, 2010

BORN FROM A BOOMBOX - Step Up 3....D

Was kinda reluctant to go watch this movie. Coz i know the storyline gonna be the same... someone got beat down and he use dancing to stand up... rite?? nahhh... Basically I went to watch it with an open mind. Its a movie screening anyway from Advertlets all thanks to Shereen.

Basically this movie is a sequel to the first two movie. Step Up and Step Up 2. I saw the first one... well, I was bored and my sis was watching it so just tag along. Who wouldnt like a good dance move? I love a good dance move! Anyway, I was kinda disappointed when i got into the cinema... coz it states that its Step Up 3D but where are my glasses?! I want to see them swing their legs towards the screen and looks like almost hit my face!!! Hehe. Anyway, I felt that this movie have an almost similar storyline to Stomp The Yard. Generally the storyline has got nothing to shout about... cmon its a dance flick... its like asking pure beautiful literature from an all brute action movie. (hint hint The Expendables...). Acting wasnt really great, I felt some part was abit stiff especially the lead character, Rick Malambri. (he is a model btw)

But I have to say that the dance move was really impressive! It makes you wanna go *boom*boom*spin*spin*flip*flip*!! They have the same choreographer from Stomp The Yard, StepUp 2 and You Got Served. No wonder la (again.. dun ask how i know it... ). The protagonist group is called the Pirates but when they said it, only one thing kept on playing in my mind....

The Straw Hat Pirates from One Piece... ahahah

Sigh... I love to dance but I am a closet dancer and due to my fragile back... I dun do it.. ahahha *excuses*

Well, its not a bad movie... rather entertaining! Great soundtrack! definitely gonna get it by hook or by crook....

btw check out this move which i feel is damn impressive!



People dance because dance can change things. One move, can bring people together. One move, can make you believe like there's something more. One move, can set a whole generation free.

Monday, August 23, 2010

MOVIES AND JAM

Been so tangled up with stuff lately that everyone basically watched all the latest movie without me. Shereen Dulau went to previews with Advertlets, Rhasta Synn went with his cousins and me left watching my work and traffic jams all day.

So one fine day I got fed up of the jam going to and back from work and i took the liberty to switch on my lap top in my car and switch on movies that I have not watched yet instead of looking in amazement at the fella in the car next to mine busy digging his nose in the stalled traffic.

So I manage to watch a few movies and series over the past few months in my car while stuck in the jam. So let me write some review about the movies that I saw... hehehe

Of course let me start off with the best. Everytime I keep hearing people kept on saying that the Goodfellas was "one of its best" or "You haven't watched it yet?" . Got kinda annoyed at people saying that to me and of course to fulfil my never ending curiosity I took the initiative to copy it from a friend and watch it.

This movie was directed by Martin Scorsese, if you dont know who is he you should knock your head with a sledge hammer covered in finely smashed glass. Ok, this movie stars one of my favourite actor Robert De Niro, Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci. If you dont know who they are then you ought to, as the saying in Godfather "should sleep with the fishes". Yea basically this show came out 20 years ago and now I only finally saw it!

This movie is basically based on a real story about the life of 3 mafia from the 50s to the 80s. The story circles around Henry Hill a Irish-Italian that started off at the lowest ranking job all the way to the right hand man of the Don. This movie basically display lots of realism as it was based on a non fiction novel on the real Henry Hill. All of the actors did their research about the real person and to the extend talked to the real person itself to get deeper info.

I have to say this movie somehow makes you wanna talk with the Brooklyn Accent. Talk with a little Italian slang like "Ferget aboutit! " ... "wutcha luukin at"... "get outtah heere". Did you know that in this movie the word "Fuck" was used almost 300 times! There was lots of intense moments and most mafia actually say it follows very closely to what they do daily!
This is once clip you all should see... freaking intense



I think i should learn how to corner people like this... sorry yea video abit crappy... the good ones I cant post here!

Well the next movie was basically De Niro's movie after Goodfellas. He wanted to get out of the Mafia stereotype so he basically took up this movie and I have to say its quite a good movie. Definitely beat Gerard Butler's Bounty Hunter by a hundred times.
This movie is called Midnight Run. Yea this movie came out almost 20 years ago also and now only finally watch it!

This movie is about a bounty hunter called Jack Walsh played by De Niro, trying to catch this accountant that embezzled millions of dollar from a mob. Basically Walsh was hired by the Bail Bondsmen of the accountant. This is because the accountant didnt pay him back after being bailed.

It was suppose to be a simple task as the target was just an accountant. But things got out of control as the mob also started to track him down. Walsh instead have to help the accountant to escape as Walsh wants to get his bounty.

Basically its one of De Niro's funniest movie! I think you should watch it!

Check out the video!



Ok finally, one more... 3rd Rock from the Sun. An old sitcom that ran from 1996 to 2001. One of my favourite sitcoms and it never fail to make me laugh like a freaking maniac! Its just so hilarious! Well basically this was making me laugh all the way to work and home!

Well basically this sitcom is about a group of aliens coming to Earth to research on human and their behavior! here is just one scene from one of their episode...



I know this sounds weird but what do you expect me to do in the car when my beloved radio has KOed on me! this is my only source of entertainment! and also a good way to catch up with movies that i have not watched!

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

An Expendable Story...

I gotta relate this story to all who would listen. I was watching the Expendables with friends. During the opening credits, I chuckled when I saw "a Sylvester Stallone film" as it could only mean a disaster (hey, we all saw Driven didn't we?). Then came written by Stallone, produced by Stallone and finally directed by Stallone. Which led my friend M2k to say, hey the music was by Stallone. I chuckled once again. Only this time, it was violent and uncontrollable. I laughed for a good three minutes and it was disturbing my friend A-Mat, as my laughter was disrupting his concentration and not allowing him to enjoy key plot points which I was clearing missing due to my outburst. So he told me to shut the fuck up. Which leads me to say this: A-Mat was missing key-plot points of a movie that was directed by Sylvester Sallone and was of the genre action/adventure, a movie also written by the aforementioned Rambo (known for his leave your brains at the door writing, he ain't no Tarantino, that's for sure.). If you do not laugh at the what was written in the previous sentence, please read it a couple of times more until you get it. Or visit a samurai who specializes is hara-kiri. Either way, the outcome should be interesting. Big ups to M2k for stating the joke of the day. heheheehe. rhasta out.

Monday, August 16, 2010

WOLFMOTHER

I have been seeing their name almost everywhere but I didnt manage to listen to this band, Wolfmother. So that day when I was just ruffling through my own mental hard disk and to fulfill my curiosity, I went on to YouTube and Wikipedia and started "inputing" data to my hunger for more information.

Listened to their first and second album and suddenly i was addicted to their music! The band from Australia has just captured my mind! Think AC/DC, The Doors, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Radiohead, The White Stripes and Kings of Leon all added together! Or more like strongly influenced this band! And what you get? good rock music!

This is definitely not a wannabe band! Kudos, and I thought the new age "Rockers" have lost their balls to play good old rock music! Some claimed that they are bringing back the Glam rock genre I just say they brought back some kickass in rock music!

Let me introduce the band a lil'. The initial band comprises of Vocalist/Guitarist Andrew Stockdale, their bassist/ keyboardist Chris Ross and Drummer Myles Haskett. But after their first self titled album -Wolfmother, Chris Ross and Myles Haskett left the band due to irreconcilable personal and musical differences. After a brief hiatus, Wolfmother returned with a new line up comprising bassist and keyboardist Ian Peres, rhythm guitarist Aidan Nemeth and drummer Dave Atkins to team up with Stockdale. But Atkins left after their second album - Cosmic Egg, came out.

gonna pick my fav from one each of their two album. Enjoy!

1. Woman from their first album Wolfmother



2. New Moon Rising from their second album Cosmic Egg

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Malaysian Drivers... You Fucking Asshole

After reading Jun Sern's post, I too had the inspiration to write my loooong overdue article on Malaysian Drivers. Like he said, they are 99% retarded. Sure, there are a few shinning stars out there who are courteous and have the decency to understand that he or she is not the only driver out there, but the rest of you motherfuckers can't drive, shouldn't drive and should be strapped onto a satellite and shot into orbit. Here's my top 10 worst things to expect while driving on a Malaysian road:

1. The Glider. The glider is a term I've given to those assholes who drive in the middle of two fucking lanes. Let me give you fuckers some advice... Pick a lane and stick to it. These people are driving lallalalla without checking their mirrors, without realizing they're taking up two lanes, just going about like they fucking own the road. You know what I do, I drive real fast until I'm right next to them and I blast my horn at full blast! And the effect is always the same, they will veer off to one side of the road, as if someone woke them up from the stupor that is their feeble little rodent like minds and they almost always lose their control of the car for a few seconds as you see the car skid before they get back to reality and take control, but still not realizing what douchebags they've been. I hate fucking gliders. But I'm into thinking positive and hoping that you fuckers will learn your lesson and stop gliding. Think positive is all I can hope besides hoping that positive is what your AIDS result is. Now bite a bullet and leave the rest of us alone stupid.

2. The 100 pound girl in the 1 ton SUV. Now we all know women can't drive. But if you go to Bangsar at around 10am, the time when the Stepford Wives of Bangsar arise from their slumber to drive around the place while carrying out their meaningless lives, you can see this phenomenon. Its always the same bloody type of person. The woman who married rich and now doesn't work or has somekind of shitty NGO or teaching job just to validate their meaningless existence as a non contributing member of society while siphoning their husband/boyfriend/ baby daddy/sugar daddy's money buying shit they don't need while sipping their lattes. Fucking your lattes you primordial self absorbed cunt-bitches. Get a smaller car!!! Its obvious you can't fucking control that monster SUV your booboo bought you. The way they drive, nearly killing children and all people as they veer their monstrosities like rampaging bulls across the street, I hope you get Hostel'd by a goblin-midget from outerspace.

3. Masters of Reality. These deluded bunch of assholes buy cheap Protons or Peroduas, then modify it into some atrocity to both the eye and ear, sore to look at and even worse to hear as they drive these pieces of shit cars with no silencers, idiotic paintjob plus decals and other assortment of modified parts. You're not a formula one driver, you're not some sort of Fast and Furious actor, you're a zero who lives with his mother. The only reason you do this is cuz your primordial reptilian minds have been warped so far away from reality that you think this is gonna get you laid. And I hope you get laid. I hope you get drunk and some tranny clown comes and shoves a rubber animal in your ass. And who are these people who are masters of reality? its always the same people. guys. cuz no girl will ever do something like this. guys who have a limited vocabulary of 100 or so words with the brainpower of a decaying sloth. i hope the she-clown visits you tonight.

4. Motorcyclists. I hope a supervirus comes out and kills all you fuckers dead. None of you know how to fucking ride your bikes. These bunch of savages... Well, no need for me to explain what they do, you've all seen it. I can tell what some of these zero, waste of sperm do. Drive too fast, hit your car, then fuck off without stopping. fuck you. drive too slow in front of you, preventing you from getting to your destination on time cuz they are jealous that you're in a car and they're on a bike. should have studied harder at school stupid. fuck you. and as an Indian guy, I can honestly say this... For me, these fuckers are always 99% Indian. You've all heard of the Indian crab mentality. Well this is it hard at work. the loser, sees an Indian person behind the wheel and deliberately slows down thinking in his small puny mind that he's showing me. well i tell you what, how bout i show you the finger and where your wife's clitoris is, cuz its obvious you have never sexually stimulated her to point of orgasm and that's why she's cheating on you with a tranny clown. fuck you. then there's what i call the lalallalala biker who rides around looking at everything but the road. i hope you don't see that truck in front of you and go flying like a rocket into the river down below as you're crossing a bridge and i hope that mutated crocodile piranhas are waiting for you. fuck you.

5. Dreamers. These assholes are the worst. When the light turns green, you have one second to get moving. Don't fucking take forever to fucking get your ass moving. Daydreaming, changing he cd, texting, tweeting, putting on lipstick, shaving their pubic hair, god knows what these idiots do when the light is red. i tell you what they're not doing. looking at the light. it always amazes me that when i'm the first car at a red light, and it turns green, i'm gone so fast, that i'm a good hundred feet away before any other car has even moved. wake up people. if you are this slow mentally when it comes to a fucking light, how are you gonna survive an apocalypse? you won't and thank god cuz the human race will be spared your fucking genes. your mother should have swallowed instead of letting your father spill is retard seed in her cun----

alright before i get a stroke, ill stop here. stay tune for the next five types of asshole drivers in my next post, including the P-Driver, the Trucker, The Jakun, the Jukebox and Hershey Highwaymen. Rhasta out...
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